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Also: I dont think we are in range to even begin the hiding and taking cover behind trees thing...
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Comrade Tortoise wrote:Also: I dont think we are in range to even begin the hiding and taking cover behind trees thing...
Sure we are. We might have to move, but we can certainly hide.
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I take that as a compliment Cyn Cat. Also, I chatted with rhoenix, and I get to keep my Aberrant Blood benefits while wildshaped. Dire weasel with tentacles for the win.
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fair enough
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Academia Nut wrote:I take that as a compliment Cyn Cat. Also, I chatted with rhoenix, and I get to keep my Aberrant Blood benefits while wildshaped. Dire weasel with tentacles for the win.
Well, it's a choice beforehand - it can't be taken back once you change.
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Academia Nut wrote:I take that as a compliment Cyn Cat. Also, I chatted with rhoenix, and I get to keep my Aberrant Blood benefits while wildshaped. Dire weasel with tentacles for the win.
Yes, well as long as no Japanese school girls show up you'll retain control of your character.
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Note to self: Baleful Polymorph
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initiative

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THIS HERE'S BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE

Adult Destrechan Initiative:
Adult Destrechan Listen check:


Everyone, roll initiative. Its now playtime.
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Init Check:
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Sylvandor Initiative check:
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Alright, waiting on CynCat's initiative roll, and then you guys can placate a cranky mother that suspects all of you have done obscene things with her children.

And by "placate" I mean...
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sorry about the delay, I lost all net connection when my motherboard fried, but I just bought a brand new Qosimo from Toshiba
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I know the feeling about computer failure, I had to go out and buy a new power supply yesterday.
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Jason_Firewalker wrote:sorry about the delay, I lost all net connection when my motherboard fried, but I just bought a brand new Qosimo from Toshiba
Ah, there you are; glad that your computer's been replaced. Good, everyone's about to get into another brawl.
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Initiative Table:
Big Momma: 23
Haizu: 21
Comrade Tortoise: 17
Jason_Firewalker: 10
Academia Nut: 8
Cynical Cat: 4
Alright, waiting on Rogue9's init roll now, and that's the last one needed to let the fun start.
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(insert cheesy "you're all fucked now" tagline here)
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Big Momma: 23
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Rogue9: 18
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Jason_Firewalker: 10
Academia Nut: 8
Cynical Cat: 4
Situation Report: the four goblins are in front of all of you, and all of you are roughly 35-40 feet away from it now, as it's standing on the opposite side of the clearing from you, a bunch of random items and junk surrounding the mouth of what appears to be a shallow cave.

Big Momma using Destructive Harmonics (DC 15 Reflex save for half damage):
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Goblin 1 Reflex save:
Goblin 2 Reflex save:
Goblin 3 Reflex save:
Goblin 4 Reflex save:
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Ouch. The goblin leader's still alive, but the other three just got shredded. And yes, all of you are in the path of fire. Let's see all of you make a DC 15 Reflex save. If you do, you take only 10 damage - otherwise, you take 20.
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I forgot to roll initiative got Goblin 1 (mainly because I didn't expect him to survive)

Goblin leader init:
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Initiative Table wrote:Big Momma: 23
Haizu: 21
Rogue9: 18
Comrade Tortoise: 17
Goblin 1: 12
Jason_Firewalker: 10
Academia Nut: 8
Cynical Cat: 4
Haizu, you're up.
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