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1 min almost lvld
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So.. is "Dogpile the Jotun" a good idea?
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Cyncat, you wanted to be the baddest motherfucker in the air, right? When you do that, other bad motherfuckers tend to get ornery.

As to "bodies of water", the Channel itself is probably the closest thing in question, about five miles due south of you. The Germans are all headed in that direction anyway.
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General Havoc wrote:Cyncat, you wanted to be the baddest motherfucker in the air, right?
Now how could I possibly be that when you continually crush such a notion with superheavy weights and breath weapon armed heavy weights? :razz:
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If you do not face awesome opponents, you cannot yourself become a figure of awe :grin:.

I'm actually doing you a favor... sort of...

*Plots more evil*
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General Havoc wrote:If you do not face awesome opponents, you cannot yourself become a figure of awe :grin:.
It's not the awesome opponents I'm bitching about, its their crew of hanger oners. I'm not getting enough respect for capping their asses and without my boys and girls to keep them off my ass, I can't whack the big men. :wink:
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Perhaps referring to your commanding officers as "pieces of dogshit" might have something to do with why you are, and shall continue to get no respect for such things.

And besides, I have to give everyone the chance to shine.
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General Havoc wrote:Perhaps referring to your commanding officers as "pieces of dogshit" might have something to do with why you are, and shall continue to get no respect for such things.
Two way street Havoc. And since Frostfell is an arrogant, bloodthirsty near sociopath with bitter and cynical captain, he isn't going to be the bigger lizard and make the first gesture of reconciliation.
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Then he should get used to the idea that the only respect he will be able to garner is that accorded to a dangerous predator. This is a military war machine, not a high school. Your superiors are not going to bend over backwards to ensure that they are well-liked, especially when the dragon in question is the aforementioned bloodthirsty sociopath.
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General Havoc wrote:Then he should get used to the idea that the only respect he will be able to garner is that accorded to a dangerous predator. This is a military war machine, not a high school. Your superiors are not going to bend over backwards to ensure that they are well-liked, especially when the dragon in question is the aforementioned bloodthirsty sociopath.
He's fine with that level of respect. If he's shown it he will be a much more agreeable dragon. That's hardly bending over backwards and there is the whole issue of what can happen to unpopular officers. Less of an issue if Nathan is around to restrain him, but that won't always be the case.

You were the one who impressed upon me that Wendigo were nasty.
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Cynical Cat wrote:You were the one who impressed upon me that Wendigo were nasty.
That I did. :grin:

Hey, it's your character Cyncat, you can play him to be as much of an asshole, or as arrogant as you want. Indulge yourself :smile:. I will react to what I am given, as always.
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-puts on the Mighty Mouse theme

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Frostfell will reward everyone who helps with dead cows left at their doorstep . . . .

Look, it's the thought that counts. He's not good at this "gratitude" thing. He needs practice.
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Hey, that's how Capricorn does it! And Frostfell's won't even be smeared with nerve toxin!

... or will they? :grin:
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General Havoc wrote:Hey, that's how Capricorn does it! And Frostfell's won't even be smeared with nerve toxin!

... or will they? :grin:
Only Aequitas's. :lol:
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Hey I'm trying to help. I just kinda need to get through three Bavarians that are probably about as good as Kunja, or at least better disciplined, then beat Albatros.

You might have a named baddie of the week, but I've essentially got the BBEG (Big Bad Evil Guy) over here. :razz:
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Jebediah was jis tryin' ta help out Flinder. Frostfell's a big boy.. he kin take care 'o himself.
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Charon wrote:Hey I'm trying to help. I just kinda need to get through three Bavarians that are probably about as good as Kunja, or at least better disciplined, then beat Albatros.

You might have a named baddie of the week, but I've essentially got the BBEG (Big Bad Evil Guy) over here. :razz:
*Laughs*

Charon, when you meet the BBEG for this game, I assure you, you will know it.
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Charon wrote:Hey I'm trying to help. I just kinda need to get through three Bavarians that are probably about as good as Kunja, or at least better disciplined, then beat Albatros.

You might have a named baddie of the week, but I've essentially got the BBEG (Big Bad Evil Guy) over here. :razz:

Sorry. I was counting two Bavarians as keeping you busy while Albatross and the other one join Ragnarok in beating me up. :razz:
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General Havoc wrote:
Charon wrote:Hey I'm trying to help. I just kinda need to get through three Bavarians that are probably about as good as Kunja, or at least better disciplined, then beat Albatros.

You might have a named baddie of the week, but I've essentially got the BBEG (Big Bad Evil Guy) over here. :razz:
*Laughs*

Charon, when you meet the BBEG for this game, I assure you, you will know it.
Sorry, BBEG for this stage.
Sorry. I was counting two Bavarians as keeping you busy while Albatross and the other one join Ragnarok in beating me up. :razz:
Hey, I can only be in so many places at once, Albatros isn't at you yet and if I can take care of these two Bavarians quick enough I can get to Albatros before he gets to you.
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If people want gifts other than food, they've got to let Frostfell know. In his defence, food works great when making friends with orcas. He's not a total sociopath . . . . just a vain, arrogant, selfish killing machine.
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Jeb'd be ok with the cow.
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Kunja has played any pranks yet... he could always use a lookout or a helping hand in one of his endeavors.
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Avenge my death at the hands of the Jotun.

I will damage it before dying, as a good suicider always should -salutes!-
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Flinders' got your back too
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