His Majesty's Dragons

Avian Obscurities · Post by **Avian Obscurities** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:50 pm

Cynical Cat wrote:
Avian Obscurities wrote:
So does Canada.
What Frostfell (who is Canadian) really means is that Russia has lots of svelte, lethal, female Wendigos who he is not closely related to and might be persuaded to take an interest in him if enough dead German dragons were dumped at their feet.

drenched in maple syrup.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:52 pm

Cynical Cat wrote:
Avian Obscurities wrote:
So does Canada.
What Frostfell (who is Canadian) really means is that Russia has lots of svelte, lethal, female Wendigos who he is not closely related to and might be persuaded to take an interest in him if enough dead German dragons were dumped at their feet.

*at work, facepalms and shakes with silent laughter*

Jebediah: Wahl... he's got th' righ' idear. Tha' she-Cossack looked mighty purty...

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:04 pm

Avian Obscurities wrote:
Cynical Cat wrote:
Avian Obscurities wrote:
So does Canada.
What Frostfell (who is Canadian) really means is that Russia has lots of svelte, lethal, female Wendigos who he is not closely related to and might be persuaded to take an interest in him if enough dead German dragons were dumped at their feet.
drenched in maple syrup.

No, no, no. The maple syrup is for later, when you've got in her the mood to make the beast with two backs. *wiggles eyeridges*

Avian Obscurities · Post by **Avian Obscurities** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:08 pm

Cynical Cat wrote:
Avian Obscurities wrote:
Cynical Cat wrote: What Frostfell (who is Canadian) really means is that Russia has lots of svelte, lethal, female Wendigos who he is not closely related to and might be persuaded to take an interest in him if enough dead German dragons were dumped at their feet.
drenched in maple syrup.
No, no, no. The maple syrup is for later, when you've got in her the mood to make the beast with two backs. *wiggles eyeridges*

....WOOOOW, this really makes me rethink any valentines plans I may have had with the canadian I'm dating.

;D

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:26 pm

Cynical Cat wrote:
Avian Obscurities wrote:
Cynical Cat wrote: What Frostfell (who is Canadian) really means is that Russia has lots of svelte, lethal, female Wendigos who he is not closely related to and might be persuaded to take an interest in him if enough dead German dragons were dumped at their feet.
drenched in maple syrup.
No, no, no. The maple syrup is for later, when you've got in her the mood to make the beast with two backs. *wiggles eyeridges*

*again, has to stiffle laughter at work.*

Jeb raises his eyeridge, giving Frostfell a worrisome look. "You ai'n't right...."

General Havoc · Post by **General Havoc** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:27 pm

*Pours bleach into eyes*

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:28 pm

General Havoc wrote:*Pours bleach into eyes*

*Marks score card*

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:01 pm

General Havoc wrote:*Pours bleach into eyes*

Pansy.

General Havoc · Post by **General Havoc** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:09 pm

Charon wrote:
General Havoc wrote:*Pours bleach into eyes*
Pansy.

*Clones Albatros and sends him your way*

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:12 pm

General Havoc wrote:
Charon wrote:
General Havoc wrote:*Pours bleach into eyes*
Pansy.
*Clones Albatros and sends him your way*

As though it's my fault the image of a male Wendigo sensuously covering a female Wendigo in maple syrup and then mounting her while licking up the maple syrup and doing unspeakably kinky things to one another does horrible things to your mind...

General Havoc · Post by **General Havoc** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:14 pm

I'm the GM, I don't need it to be your fault. I can just whimsically decide to blame you.

Avian Obscurities · Post by **Avian Obscurities** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:27 pm

Charon wrote:
General Havoc wrote:
Charon wrote: Pansy.
*Clones Albatros and sends him your way*
As though it's my fault the image of a male Wendigo sensuously covering a female Wendigo in maple syrup and then mounting her while licking up the maple syrup and doing unspeakably kinky things to one another does horrible things to your mind...

*soundless noises of shock from her open mouth*

Urg.....ug.....ack.....:O :O

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:38 pm

Psh. All of you are acting like this is somehow unusual.

Hello? They come from Canada? Wendigos probably taught the Innuit people and then the white folk how to tap maple trees for their syrup with their...frolicking.

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:55 pm

Avian Obscurities wrote:
Charon wrote:
General Havoc wrote: *Clones Albatros and sends him your way*
As though it's my fault the image of a male Wendigo sensuously covering a female Wendigo in maple syrup and then mounting her while licking up the maple syrup and doing unspeakably kinky things to one another does horrible things to your mind...
*soundless noises of shock from her open mouth*

Urg.....ug.....ack.....:O :O

*Marks score card*

Avian Obscurities · Post by **Avian Obscurities** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:57 pm

Charon wrote:
Avian Obscurities wrote:
Charon wrote: As though it's my fault the image of a male Wendigo sensuously covering a female Wendigo in maple syrup and then mounting her while licking up the maple syrup and doing unspeakably kinky things to one another does horrible things to your mind...
*soundless noises of shock from her open mouth*

Urg.....ug.....ack.....:O :O
*Marks score card*

Yeah, and IM a biologist. ;P I could tell you things about elephants that would make you gag, but THIS drive me to speechlessness ;D

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:58 pm

Avian Obscurities wrote:
Charon wrote:*Marks score card*
Yeah, and IM a biologist. ;P I could tell you things about elephants that would make you gag, but THIS drive me to speechlessness ;D

M'dear. Good luck with that. That's all I'll say.

Avian Obscurities · Post by **Avian Obscurities** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:00 pm

LOL you want to go? That a challenge?

Utanka · Post by **Utanka** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:00 pm

To address some issues with my character:

1: I know that Communism and Facism are polar opposites pretty much but the fact of the matter is that Alexi and Яд are anti anything that would harm the Tzarist regeime.

2: He is technically not a special weapons dragon according to General Havoc, he has a poisonious bite but no spitting of acid.

3: He was not SINGLE HANDEDLY responsible for the for the victories against the communists but rather it was his squadron and he had received the promotion to Air Major (from Air Captain, a single rank promotion) along with the rest of his squad.

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:05 pm

Avian Obscurities wrote:LOL you want to go? That a challenge?

For the sake of Havoc's poor little mind's eye and the OOC I shall have to decline you unfortunately. But I'd like to point out that I used to be a regular to /b/.

Avian Obscurities · Post by **Avian Obscurities** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:06 pm

I dont know what /b/ is. :/ Is it like 4chan?

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:06 pm

Avian Obscurities wrote:I dont know what /b/ is. :/ Is it like 4chan?

It's 4chan's sewer.

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:09 pm

Utanka wrote:To address some issues with my character:

1: I know that Communism and Facism are polar opposites pretty much but the fact of the matter is that Alexi and Яд are anti anything that would harm the Tzarist regeime.

Ok, so it's less of an issue with the ideal of fascism, more an issue with that the fascist governments are a threat to the Tsars in his eyes.

2: He is technically not a special weapons dragon according to General Havoc, he has a poisonious bite but no spitting of acid.

Ah, me bad. I saw "Poison" and people talking about special weapons and thought a Lesser Ironwing was one.

3: He was not SINGLE HANDEDLY responsible for the for the victories against the communists but rather it was his squadron and he had received the promotion to Air Major (from Air Captain, a single rank promotion) along with the rest of his squad.

Well that information is something you'd want to make certain is clear, because the way the history read it sure sounded like your character was mainly responsible for the victories.

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:10 pm

Avian Obscurities wrote:I dont know what /b/ is. :/ Is it like 4chan?

Imagine 4chan. Now imagine 4chan as an ocean of piss, anger, ugliness, obscenity, and stupidity. That is /b/.

EDIT: Actually, truth be told /b/ is rather disappointing since 4chan became popular. It's not even as vile as it used to be... Or as humorous.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:19 pm

Utanka wrote:To address some issues with my character:

1: I know that Communism and Facism are polar opposites pretty much but the fact of the matter is that Alexi and Яд are anti anything that would harm the Tzarist regeime.

Fascism isn't a threat to the Tzarist regime. For your character to be virulently anti-fascist doesn't make sense. If you change it to German militarism and expansionism(which fascism in Germany, i.e. the Nazis will promote), then it makes sense. But fascism, which protects the old order in Spain from any reform and keeps the rich rich and the king in place in Italy and comes down on communism with all it's might? No, that's not going haunt the dreams of a good White Russian.

General Havoc · Post by **General Havoc** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:06 pm

Firstly, a Lesser Ironwing IS a special weapons dragon, it just happens to be less deadly than its Greater cousin.

Secondly, Russian Dragons are the property of the Tsar. Lightweights, Siberians, or Midweights can easily slip out despite this, but an Ironwing (of any sort) is a covert-raised dragon of the Russian Empire. You do not simply get to "resign" and go fortune-hunting elsewhere, particularly not in defiance of official Russian policy, which is neutrality in the "Anglo-German" war. I would need a better explanation of how you came to be in Britain in order to accept this.

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