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Newest addition to my sig. :cool:

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"I worship stupidity, and you're my new god." -me to fanatical/crazy fundie
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Oh fuck, this was great.

In the Urban Dead game, Petro goes to revive Frigid. However, due to a small oversight on my part, I forgot that Petro could collect needles, but lacked the skill to use them, and was just a skosh short of the XP needed to do so...

So here is the AIM exchange that ensued.
Petrosjko: FUCK!
Petrosjko: I can't revive...
Petrosjko: Yet.
Petrosjko: Hold on, I just need thirty XP.
Petrosjko: Lemme go kill a zombie real quick.
Petrosjko: Okay, now let me shoot you a couple of times...
magithis: Hey!
magithis: I need the AP man! And the fucking XP!
Petrosjko: Don't sweat it, you'll heal.
magithis: Fuck that bring me back.
Petrosjko: You start at 25 HP when you're revived anyway.
magithis: So? Standing up cost me 10 and I only got 36 asshole.
Petrosjko: You're revived now.
Petrosjko: And it was going to cost you ten after revive anyway.
magithis: One does not use teammates has an XP farm!
Petrosjko: It was for a good cause!
magithis: See what happens when you die, just see.
Petrosjko: Hold still, let me heal you a little.
Edit- And to be clear, the zombie I killed was a one-shot kill that left me still short, which is why I had to shoot FM in order to save him.

I'd expect any Irregular in this sorry-ass outfit to do the same for me.
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[Tuesday 21:33:03] Laurencegale: stupid little 15 inchers
[Tuesday 21:33:12] Ace Pace: LITTLE 15 inchers?!
[Tuesday 21:33:16] Laurencegale: cant get used to 'em after my one
[Tuesday 21:33:32] Laurencegale: Yeah.. 15 inchers...
[Tuesday 21:33:42] Ace Pace: ...you can't get used to 15 inch dicks after your 1 incher? HA
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frigidmag wrote:Well then I'm bloody well overworked and underpaid. Who's the other guy, Stalin? Mao? Hitler?
FM, upon being informed that he's my conscience.
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Adam wrote:Jesus. I am sick for a few days and you assholes go and smash my beloved 'nads.
From the current TGOD thread.
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From the very same TGOD thread:
Robert Walper wrote: :shock: Whoa! I'm a woman now? My god...this is terrible, I'm hurt, I'm shocked, I'm...curious! *runs off to private room to play with self*
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Pcm and I have conversations like this all the time:
Simply the Best wrote:Petrosjko: *arbitrarily buries hatchet in your back anyway*
Pcm979: Aha! Adamantium spine!
Petrosjko: ...ceramite hatchet.
Pcm979: Neutronium phase shielding!
Petrosjko: Inverted tachyon static warp bubble!
Pcm979: Quantam resonating fap plating!
Petrosjko: Triphase particle overlap wank!
Pcm979: Netrino-streamed reverberating static spunk!
Petrosjko: Brane-transfer bulk depilation stuff!
Pcm979: Alcubierre-routed nanowanked shear deposits!
Petrosjko: Subatomic discharge buildup!
Pcm979: Plot device!
Petrosjko: Plot device!
Pcm979: Deus Ex Machina!
Petrosjko: Writer's fiat!
Pcm979: End-of-series cliffhanger!
Petrosjko: Contrived solution!
Pcm979: Mid-series return of villian, as writer runs out of ideas!
Petrosjko: Time travel paradox plot!
Pcm979: Guest starring-role!
Petrosjko: Bill Shatner caricature of himself visit!
Pcm979: Show finale!
Petrosjko: Fan letter-writing and fundraising campaign!
Pcm979: Conventions!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: *can't stop laughing* *break ribs*
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"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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And...

More Pcm and I.
Pcm979: You know, the 2nd are a loopy bunch. We've got Silver, our angst-ridden gauntlet wearer, Punt, who magnetically attracts Zombie claws, Decimus, who's constructed a faux power suit out of football gear...
Petrosjko: And Pet, who is perfectly normal and longs to be in the 1LI, but for some reason there's this invisible barrier that makes him vaguely nauseous when he even gets close to them.
Pcm979: He's revive-obsessed, remember?
Petrosjko: Okay...
Petrosjko: So he was a minister once upon a time.
Pcm979: "Guys! I revived 486573 people today!"

"Angst! Erm, can you revive Punt too?"
Petrosjko: AHA!
Pcm979: "I am INVINCIBLE!"

"For the last time Decimus, it's not a real lightsabre."
Petrosjko: "Suffer not the unclean to live! When did you bathe last? WHEN?"
Ah, Irregular humor.
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B4 and I on the subject of mercy killing.
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BraidedShinigami: good good...
BraidedShinigami: No Terri Shiavo incidents please...
BraidedShinigami: just pull the plug or add a bullet to my brainpan or something
BraidedShinigami: no veggies here
ImperialFeline: I'll try to make it quick and painless and harvestable.
BraidedShinigami: yes yes, feel free to donate my liver to josh
BraidedShinigami: it's broken in so he won't have to go too easy on it as first
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Ace1 Pace1: whats your town name? might be able to google
Laurencegale: dunno
:lol: :lol:
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"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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Pcm reveals the secret to his success as an international lady's man...
Pcm979 wrote:A tip on picking up chicks: They're easier when they've lost a lot of blood!
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Petrosjko wrote:Pcm reveals the secret to his success as an international lady's man...
Pcm979 wrote:A tip on picking up chicks: They're easier when they've lost a lot of blood!
:lol:

This is strikingly amusing.
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Ace Pace wrote: "Ok, I'm going to Google up tub girl. I gotta find tub girl!"
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Tub... girl?
:shock:
Poor, poor Ace.

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Robert Walper wrote:"The name is Bond...James...OMFG women!!!"
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[Friday 22:41:23] Petrosjko: Well excuse the fuck outta me. :-P
[Friday 22:41:38] Ace Pace: *gets the fuck out of Petrosjko* \
KAN! KANilyse this.
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"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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Pcm979: I see you and Ace are having an interesting time.
Petrosjko: ...I'll get him for that.
Pcm979: I'm sure you will. I hear the soap in the shower is a popular method.
Petrosjko: Shut up, you.
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IRWriter86: Fucking Ace eh? Isn't that incest?
Petrosjko: Hey, it was HIS FUCKING TYPO.
IRWriter86: So you were fucking his typo? So it was pedophilic incest?
Petrosjko: You're all dead to me.
Petrosjko: I have no sons.
IRWriter86: I'm sure that's what you kept telling yourself while you were in the act.
Petrosjko: Choke on your own bile.
Petrosjko: Go ahead and FUQ yourself while you're at it. Pcm has joined in on the dogpile.
IRWriter86: Or, you're penis as I'm sure the thought has crossed your mind.
Petrosjko: Go die.
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[Friday 23:22:32] Petrosjko: Yeah, well, go Walper or something.
[Friday 23:22:38] Petrosjko: :-P
[Friday 23:22:43] Ace Pace: Go do walper? you're implying we're stepbrother fucking?
[Friday 23:22:51] Petrosjko: No no no, Walper.
[Friday 23:22:54] Petrosjko: The act of Walpering.
[Friday 23:22:58] Petrosjko: Like the new emoticon.
[Friday 23:23:06] Pcm979: Ah.
[Friday 23:23:07] Ace Pace: So basicly you're telling us to wank over our stepbrother?
[Friday 23:23:09] Ace Pace: ewwww
[Friday 23:23:20] Pcm979: 'Tis hard to do that with buzzsaw arms.
[Friday 23:23:23] Petrosjko: Why you...
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"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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[Friday 23:25:30] Petrosjko: Heh. Should've heard Robert's reaction when I was talking to him about it last night.
[Friday 23:25:36] Petrosjko: He made the mistake of saying Allen is crueler than I am.
[Friday 23:25:54] Ace Pace: heh
[Friday 23:25:57] Ace Pace: so you pwned him
[Friday 23:26:08] Petrosjko: Exactly.
[Friday 23:26:21] Ace Pace: did you enjoy owning him?
He just walks right into it.
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Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined

Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.

"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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[Friday 23:48:20] Ace Pace: Walpers mom, my half sister? :P
[Friday 23:48:28] Petrosjko: ...okay, I was probably drunk.
[Friday 23:48:32] IRWriter86: Probably?
[Friday 23:48:45] Ace Pace: heh
[Friday 23:48:51] Ace Pace: you fucked my half sister...drunk?!
[Friday 23:49:09] Petrosjko: *shrugs*
I don't like this.
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Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined

Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.

"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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petrosjko: (I just like wrapping my lips around them, massaging them with my tongue, rolling them around in my mouth...)
petrosjko: (Nothing phallic about that.)


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*groans* Above in reference to cigars...

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