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#1 New Discovery: All Men Watch Porn!

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Yes it's a new discovery from the no shit Sherlock foundation that apparently found that all men watch porn. I'll just quote the relevant section:

[quote]Researchers were conducting a study comparing the views of men in their 20s who had never been exposed to pornography with regular users.

But their project stumbled at the first hurdle when they failed to find a single man who had not been seen it.

“We started our research seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed pornography,â€
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Oh no... not here too... I can never get away... ARGH

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Blind people?
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Post by Charon »

Well I've never consumed pornography.

I mean, it can't be that nutritious, why would I eat it?
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Actually there are several companies out there that create "porn for the blind" while it's not visible porn in the traditional sense, they do audio stories as well as vivid descriptions of pornographic scenes from movies...
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I WAS going by actually 'watched' porn. Given there's Braille AND audiobooks I took SOME form of porn being available to the blind as a given.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
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I was going by the last quoted line, mainly the word consumed.
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And if you expand porn's definition to romance novels, guess what we'll find out about women?
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