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Dakarne wrote:Fair Shmair...

If only you'd let me incinterate them all... but alas :cry:
Mmmm... It's not me that wants to be fair -looks at Kitten- it's her... And you definatly don't want to piss her off.

In my opinion, we should have just crashed their party... it was perfect timing... they would have been totally unaware.
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*growwwls and draws scimitars* Stop arguing! I said we fight them melee, because it's fair, and that's what we're gonna do, and if there's anymore arguments about it, am gonna take to smitting.... i don't care if ya is in the same group as me or not.... Fair is fair.
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*flips Dak off* I'm no fiddler with magic, boy. Don't insult me like that again or you'll feel the back of my hand.

And, ladies, might I inquire as to just why the hell we are standing about here? *lights up extremely malodorous, thin cigar*
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We, are standing here...because Kitten, wants to wait for a fair fight.....
and i'm fresh out of ideas.

-wraps my wings around me and closes my eyes-
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Screw this.

*gestures; walls explode outwards as the ceiling disingerates; when the blue psi-fire fades, everybody is standing before a mighty golden-scaled dragon, wearing obsidian-black armour, which is dangling Dakarne by the waistband of his pants, having grabbed even before the teleport ended*

Oh, let the pimple down, girl... he's not worth being a morsel for your gloriousness, are you Dak? *idly aims a kick in general direction as the dragon drops 'im*

*Pulls hat off and bows graciously towards the Dragon, then turns back to the females* Ladies, may I present the glorious and magnificent Dragoness, her mightness the Lady M'haela? *whispers*She's a bit vain, I fear, and could fillet me in a second, so just play along, dearies...

*In my head, and I'm pretty sure everybody else's as well-- My pleasure, younglings. I see the Elf-Lord has selected wisely... though I do question his taste with that black-skinned abomination there. Greetings unto thee.*

Ah, that was her, in case you couldn't tell... *indicates her with a inclination of the head*
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*meows, and blinks dashes towatds the dragon, and attempts to scramble up behind her wings* HELLO! Aren't you a pretty thing! How in the world did you catch the Elf m'am?

*laughs merrily, and pulls out a ferret* Wanna share my snack?
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*I elbow M'Haela discreetly. She responds, with that fuzziness about the edges that happens when she's speaking to me alone-- Must I?

"It would be a very good idea, M... you don't want to cross the Kitten, trust me"

I am not sure I believe you, friend Elf... but if you demand so...
*

*To Lindar, she speaks graciously--Why certainly darling, I happen to enjoy ferrets but they get away so fast... and then my claws tend to chop them up a wee bit too much for my taste... and *eye twinkles* The story of how the Elf-lord and I met shall have to wait for another day, small one... *
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*rips the feret in half and gives the bigger half to M'Haera* Well alright then.*chomps on the feret bones merrily watching the dragon* So what are you here to do pretty Dragon?
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M'Haela accepts the ferret gingerly, snaps it up in a few bites-- Thank you, small one... I am currently adventuring with the Elf-Lord. He has been good enough to guarantee me excellent times, and with you here... one wonders.
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*snuggles up right behind the dragons wing, enjoying the warmth there* one wonders about what Lady?

*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
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-looks at dragon and admires her wings- mmm i love the coloring....and there so big and full....

do you brush them regularly with a light oil to make them glisten?

-spreads my wings- i find the black looks better with a shine to it....
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*coughs* Ladies! Enough chitchat! Are we gonna do something or not? I've already left behind that damn fairy gold, and I'm sure as hell not gonna see a profit if we don't get moving soon... here, Dak, carry what pittance you managed to get out of there... *hefts and drops enormous sack of gold upon the kiddo's shoulders*
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Kiddo?

Kiddo?

I'm a bloody 50,000 year old chosen of Mystra, you twit.

Anyway, *summons a Gnoll, and gets it to carry the gold* why am I not on Artillery duty?

I'm not built for carrying stuff, I'm built for blowing the crap out of it.
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-Smiles lightly-

Being that me and Kitten are female... Do we still have to carry the heavy suff?

And about what time are we leaving so I can plan.
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*summons a bunch of other gnolls to carry Imp's and Kitten's stuff*

I'm not carrying anything, except maybe a spellbook, personally, I'm a Drow Archmage, not a packmule.
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Dakarne wrote:*summons a bunch of other gnolls to carry Imp's and Kitten's stuff*

I'm not carrying anything, except maybe a spellbook, personally, I'm a Drow Archmage, not a packmule.
*growwrrrs and hunches into pounce mode eyeing Dakarne* I understand that.... but magic is begining to rub my fur the wrong way.... My kitty senses are going bonkers... the more you disturb the stability of the worlds weave..
*settles miserably behind the dragons wing again*
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-Appears beside Kitten on Dragons back nodding my head-

uh huh, and she will.

-Whispers in Dragons ear- She has a bit of a temper when she gets upset...but other than that she's a sweetheart.

-Grins and looks at Dakarne- Mmmm so what do you say we get this show on the road, and get moving...like now.

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The small one with the idiotic mask annoys me. May I eat him?

Ah, M'haela, much as I would like it, you'll have to hold that appetite for awhile... hmm... On the other hand, just hold that thought... *whispers*

And kiddo, I don't give a shit if you're Mystra's bondage-bitch, you're pulling your weight and that's that... *gnolls suddenly become a meal for M'haela* Now, grab those and git movin'!

Ladies... ask M'haela nicely and she'll be happy to take you right up to, oh, what say we go down to that nice little village over there? Looks like a nice peaceful place... *eyes focus outwards* and wealthy, too. Shall we?
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Sure...

And that bloody violin is getting annoying by the way.

Also, Kitten, my magic isn't upsetting the natural balance... I use the same source of magic that Dragons naturally use...
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-grins- I find that classical music is more than appropriate. It gives intelligence, and provides the mood.

-looks at M'haela and smiles lightly- Can me and Kitten get a ride to the nearby village? Please?

Mmmm, and just how do you become "Mystra's bondage bitch"?
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Two things:

Become really, really, really powerful at magic.

And give her an Orgasm... needless to say that the latter didn't take very long.

The benefits include Immortality and almost unlimited power.
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Ah I see. Quite interesting.

-Looks around- Well...lets get moving...onto the next town, maybe we can steal something that will help us gain enterence into the ogers encampment....

-wraps my wings around me as the air starts to get chilly, as the sun goes down-
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*grumbles, since it doesn't matter, dragons don't use magic most the time, and M'haera isna using magic, and Dakarne is and it's driving kitty senses crazy* You do realize there are certain reasons kitty people don't often become magic users right?*grumble grumble grumble* though we all have to learn some magic.

*offers Impy spare cloak*Don't be cold.
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-Smiles lightly- mm, i'm not cold...just got slightly chilled...however these wings will keep me very very warm.

-eyes dakarne- your pissing off kitten...and thats not good...now lets move before we lose all the light.
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Quite so.

*Blatant acceleration of plot ensues; screen flickers like fast-forwarding video; and now we're in town*

*What? I wanted us to get here a little faster:P*

*Spies Ye Olde Tavern* I could use a drink... M'Haela?

I will be glad to stand guard outside. And if you happen to see a stray horse, do send it my way. I would enjoy a morsel to pass the time...

Roger that. Ladies? Gimpboy?
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