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#1 TSA Fail in Newark (Breaking News)

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Man Enters the Exit, TSA powerless

Yeah TSA, you're totally awesome and necessary. Making us safer, right?

Fuck I hate these guys.
(CNN) -- A terminal at the Newark, New Jersey, airport was closed Sunday night after a man walked through the wrong side of a checkpoint exit, the Transportation Security Administration said.
Police are seeking the individual, who walked from the public side to the sterile side, said TSA spokeswoman Anne Davis. No flights were allowed to leave from Terminal C Sunday evening, she said.
Authorities are reviewing video from airport cameras. They are not sure whether the man was once on the sterile side and went back, or if he never went through screening, Davis said.
Other travelers who had reached the sterile area after going through checkpoints are being moved back to the public area to be re-screened, she said.
The incident caused arrival delays and mainly affected Continental Airlines, which is the airport's largest tenant.
Newark Liberty International Airport, which is located about 15 miles from Manhattan, is the second-largest hub for Continental.
The airport handles roughly 35 million passengers a year.
CNN's Susan Candiotti and Ross Levitt contributed to this report.
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To make matters better, they're denying travelers access to food, water, and a restrooms, refusing them access to their planes, and since Continental is not directly responsible for the delay, they're not helping anyone get new flights and are charging extra money.

Goddamn motherfuckers, every single one of them.
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If they were serious about security beyond "if this is inconvenient and irritating, it must be working!", they'd actually pay, train, and equip the security properly.
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Oh, in case you haven't read it, here's the latest in what our DHS and TSA overtards are doing to make our travel by plane even more mandatoryily fun and enjoyable.
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
Transportation Security Administration

Aviation Security Directive

Subject: Security Directive
Number: SD 1544-09-06
Date: December 25, 2009

EXPIRATION: 0200Z on December 30, 2009

This Security Directive (SD) must be implemented immediately. The measures contained in this SD are in addition to all other SDs currently in effect for your operations.

INFORMATION: On December 25, 2009, a terrorist attack was attempted against a flight traveling to the United States. TSA has identified security measures to be implemented by airports, aircraft operators, and foreign air carriers to mitigate potential threats to flights.

APPLICABILITY: THIS SD APPLIES TO AIRCRAFT OPERATORS THAT CARRY OUT A SECURITY PROGRAM REGULATED UNDER 49 CODE OF FEDERAL REGULATIONS (CFR)1544.101(a).

ACTIONS REQUIRED: If you conduct scheduled and/or public charter flight operations under a Full Program under 49 CFR 1544.101(a) departing from any foreign location to the United States (including its territories and possessions), you must immediately implement all measures in this SD for each such flight.

1. BOARDING GATE

1. The aircraft operator or authorized air carrier representative must ensure all passengers are screened at the boarding gate during the boarding process using the following procedures. These procedures are in addition to the screening of all passengers at the screening checkpoint.

1. Perform thorough pat-down of all passengers at boarding gate prior to boarding, concentrating on upper legs and torso.
2. Physically inspect 100 percent of all passenger accessible property at the boarding gate prior to boarding, with focus on syringes being transported along with powders and/or liquids.
3. Ensure the liquids, aerosols, and gels restrictions are strictly adhered to in accordance with SD 1544-06-02E.

2. During the boarding process, the air carrier may exempt passengers who are Heads of State or Heads of Government from the measures outlined in Section I.A. of this SD, including the following who are traveling with the Head of State or Head of Government:

1. Spouse and children, or
2. One other individual (chosen by the Head of State or Head of Government)

3. For the purposes of Section I.B., the following definitions apply:

1. Head of State: An individual serving as the chief public representative of a monarchic or republican nation-state, federation, commonwealth, or any other political state (for example, King, Queen, and President).

2. Head of Government: The chief officer of the executive branch of a government presiding over a cabinet (for example, Prime Minister, Premier, President, and Monarch).

2. IN FLIGHT

1. During flight, the aircraft operator must ensure that the following procedures are followed:

1. Passengers must remain in seats beginning 1 hour prior to arrival at destination.
2. Passenger access to carry-on baggage is prohibited beginning 1 hour prior to arrival at destination.
3. Disable aircraft-integrated passenger communications systems and services (phone, internet access services, live television programming, global positioning systems) prior to boarding and during all phases of flight.
4. While over U.S. airspace, flight crew may not make any announcement to passengers concerning flight path or position over cities or landmarks.
5. Passengers may not have any blankets, pillows, or personal belongings on the lap beginning 1 hour prior to arrival at destination.

AIRCRAFT OPERATOR ACKNOWLEDGMENT: The aircraft operator must immediately provide written confirmation to its assigned PSI indicating receipt of this SD.

AIRCRAFT OPERATOR dissemination required: The aircraft operator must immediately pass the information and directives set forth in this SD to all stations affected, and provide written confirmation to its PSI, indicating that all stations affected have acknowledged receipt of the information and directives set forth in this SD. The aircraft operator must disseminate this information to its senior management personnel, ground security coordinators, and supervisory security personnel at all affected locations. All aircraft operator personnel implementing this SD must be briefed by the aircraft operator on its content and the restrictions governing dissemination. No other dissemination may be made without prior approval of the Assistant Secretary for the Transportation Security Administration. Unauthorized dissemination of this document or information contained herein is prohibited by 49 CFR Part 1520 (see 69 Fed. Reg. 28066 (May 18, 2004).

APPROVAL OF ALTERNATIVE MEASURES: With respect to the provisions of this SD, as stated in 49 CFR 1544.305(d), the aircraft operator may submit in writing to its PSI proposed alternative measures and the basis for submitting the alternative measures for approval by the Assistant Administrator for Transportation Sector Network Management. The aircraft operator must immediately notify its PSI whenever any procedure in this SD cannot be carried out by a government authority charged with performing security procedures.

FOR TSA ACTION ONLY: The TSA must issue this SD immediately to the corporate security element of all affected U.S. aircraft operators.

FOR STATE DEPARTMENT: Retransmittal to appropriate foreign posts is authorized. Post must refer to STATE 162917, 201826Z Sep 01, Subject: FAA Security Directives and Information Circulars: Definitions and Handling, for specific guidance and dissemination.

Gale Rossides
Acting Administrator
Yes, these things are going to make us amazingly safe and secure!
No blankets, pillows or anything else in the lap of anyone an hour prior to landing. No going to the bathroom less than an hour prior to landing. These two things right here will save lives people! LIVES!

Patting down everyone. 100% checks of everyone. No budget to hire any new inspectors or agents. 2+ hour check-ins now. Dealing with some screaming kid on a plane because they can't have their toys for an hour prior to landing to keep em quiet.

Remind me again why we fly?
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You know if I didn't know any better I would say that TSA is secretly on the take for Amtrak who is doing this as part of a cunning scheme to make people take the train...

Hang on...

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Jesus H. Christ.

I flew through Newark, through that very terminal, on Continental Airlines, the day before that shit went down. Christ almighty, talk about dodging a bullet.
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And this will be why I drive to visit my folks. Yes, I'd rather endure a four day drive then be treated like livestock at the airport. We treat POW's better then this.
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Cpl Kendall wrote:We treat POW's better then this.
Yes, but they're protected by the Geneva Convention. Your run of the mill average citizen isn't.

Maybe if we can get these things listed as cruel and unusual
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Cpl Kendall wrote:And this will be why I drive to visit my folks. Yes, I'd rather endure a four day drive then be treated like livestock at the airport. We treat POW's better then this.
Why not take the train? That's what I'd do to spare myself a four day drive.
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Norseman wrote:
Why not take the train? That's what I'd do to spare myself a four day drive.
Via Rail in Canada is very expensive, the last time I looked it was around 10 grand for the four of us in a sleeper. And I'd still heve to rent a car at the other end. Better to just drive myself, works out to about half that cost.
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