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#1 Portal Free

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Alright, for any of you who have not played Valve's Portal and been floored by the absolute insanity and amazing thing that is this game there is no excuses any longer.

The game is now free for PC and Mac until the 24th of May. That's right. Free. Zip. Zero. Nadda. Ziltch. Nothing. Zero dollars and zero cents. And you'll love this game or your money back!

Now, I'm sure one of the big requirements of this is to have Steam installed on your computer but hey, it's free too so no bitching.

Here's a link and you can download Portal now and bask in the awesomeness that is this game
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I want my money back :(
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You, sir, are a liar. There is no way you could want your money back after playing the insane awesomeness that is this game. I do not believe your claims of monetary compensation requestngs.
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Remind me to smite him later.....

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Hurray, my four+ year old Steam account is actually useful.
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As long as Portal is on your computer, steam is useful. Join the Cult of GLaDOS, friend and rejoice in the science and testing for the betterment of those who are still alive.
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...

*dies laughing*

Oh my God, I hadn't even considered the idea of the one button mouse...
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Valve is LOL'ing right now.
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Servers are slammed; I'll try to download tonight sometime.
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