This really needs to stop: Another Frigid Poll
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#26
I may no longer have a son. DC hit the reset button, remember?
And whatever makes you think that was my idea in the first place? I was much happier with Damian remaining Elseworlds, it was DC who decided to make him real (well, you know what I mean).
For that matter, we so far have no idea about Ollie's family status, either.
And whatever makes you think that was my idea in the first place? I was much happier with Damian remaining Elseworlds, it was DC who decided to make him real (well, you know what I mean).
For that matter, we so far have no idea about Ollie's family status, either.
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#27
Damian Wayne still exists in the new 52, and is still Robin. Lian, Roy Harper's daughter, does not seem to exist yet, which also means she won't have been senselessly killed off, either.Batman wrote:I may no longer have a son. DC hit the reset button, remember?
And whatever makes you think that was my idea in the first place? I was much happier with Damian remaining Elseworlds, it was DC who decided to make him real (well, you know what I mean).
For that matter, we so far have no idea about Ollie's family status, either.
Nice going "Detective". Here's a hint for free, invest in some Bat-Condoms.
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#28
To be fair, he was married to her at the time. One generally doesn't worry about getting their wife knocked up, as that's what you're suppose to do anyways.
Still I'll admit, Talia? Okay she's hot, sure, but there's a full blown list of ladies that share that and who aren't insane.
Still I'll admit, Talia? Okay she's hot, sure, but there's a full blown list of ladies that share that and who aren't insane.
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Talia isn't the one who's mad, it's her father (and our son, as it turned out). And crud. I had hoped that with the reboot they'd at least get one thing right and relocate Damian back into Elseworlds again.
As they seem to be adamant about keeping pretty much all of established history (which is going to be interesting where I'm concerned, given the time I've spent raising Robins) what was the point of doing a reboot to begin with?
As they seem to be adamant about keeping pretty much all of established history (which is going to be interesting where I'm concerned, given the time I've spent raising Robins) what was the point of doing a reboot to begin with?
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'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
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That presupposes it's actually going to increase sales. As with Marvel undoing the Peter/MJ marriage, I'm not sure DC has any fucking clue what their readership actually want. A real reset might have helped clear up the admittedly massive backlog of conflicting canon, but they don't have the guts to do that (which to some extent is a smart thing, pretty much all of our origin stories have been done to death), and as long as they're keeping as much of the background as they seem to, they might as well not have bothered. So far, all I see the reboot having done is make pointless changes to Clark's costume for no apparent reason and have him act like me.
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'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
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Kindly notice that I never said it couldn't possibly, I just said I doubted it would. Apparently I was wrong. That has been known to happen on occasion (even in the comics).
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'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
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'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
#34
When you're talking about things that have already happened or are happening, it pays to stay informed as to what is going on. No wonder Oracle is running circles around you.Batman wrote:Kindly notice that I never said it couldn't possibly, I just said I doubted it would. Apparently I was wrong. That has been known to happen on occasion (even in the comics).
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The BatPC runs Windows ME.
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#36
Having not seen any of the shows, I can't vote for any reasonably, though if I take my brother's views into mind Rome would win (as he harrasses me constantly to watch it, just as I'm encouraging him to see A:TLA).
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I don't see how you need to have seen the shows in question Steve, as you'll be reading me reviewing the episodes. In short, if you're wondering about a show, instead of taking of the risk of watching it, you send me in instead.
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I actually have no fucking clue what OS my computers run. Richard used to be on something called 'Curtains 98' back in the days (and frequently complained about it crashing at the most inconvenient times) but I have no idea what the ones back in the cave are on. And It's Dark Angel tied with Rome? WTF?rhoenix wrote:The BatPC runs Windows ME.
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'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
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There really are so many jokes to be made here, it's difficult to decide where to start.Batman wrote:I actually have no fucking clue what OS my computers run.rhoenix wrote:The BatPC runs Windows ME.
Ok, no it's not. Can you imagine Batman calling tech support for that rig? That would get painfully hilarious, fast.
*facepalm*Batman wrote:Richard used to be on something called 'Curtains 98' back in the days (and frequently complained about it crashing at the most inconvenient times) but I have no idea what the ones back in the cave are on.
I think various people are going to attempt harnessing Havoc's raw hate and displeasure to resolve the world's pending energy crisis.Batman wrote:And It's Dark Angel tied with Rome? WTF?
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For me, tech support essentially means Tim or Barbara. Though I can still see that getting hilarious fast.
And given I've been on the job for 72 years I think I'm entitled to feeling a little old-fashioned were modern day electronics are concerned. Back when I started, transistors were future tech.
Also, if there were a way to turn hatred into energy the world's energy problems would have been solved years ago.
And given I've been on the job for 72 years I think I'm entitled to feeling a little old-fashioned were modern day electronics are concerned. Back when I started, transistors were future tech.
Also, if there were a way to turn hatred into energy the world's energy problems would have been solved years ago.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
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Well given the environment I work in this being a knife just because it looks like one is far from a given
Also, when you're trying to find out where somebody is, asking is actually a pretty good idea.
Also, when you're trying to find out where somebody is, asking is actually a pretty good idea.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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...But a bullhorn? Really? Not exactly the crowning pinnacle of subtle.
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What makes you think I was trying for subtle? Unless I'm very much mistaken, that pic is from NML, and at that point I wanted people to know I was back.
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'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
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So, the most efficient way to do that with a person of Batman's assets and talents was wandering around in full costume with a bullhorn?Batman wrote:What makes you think I was trying for subtle? Unless I'm very much mistaken, that pic is from NML, and at that point I wanted people to know I was back.
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Actually, at that point, it probably was. Most of my assets were so much crushed debris at the bottom of the remains of Wayne Manor at the time.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
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...And doing a couple smash & grabs from the local lowlife never came up as an option?Batman wrote:Actually, at that point, it probably was. Most of my assets were so much crushed debris at the bottom of the remains of Wayne Manor at the time.
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To get what? A bigger bullhorn? This is NML Gotham. No gas, no water, no electricity, no nothing. I couldn't exactly send emails, make a TV appearance or feed an 'I'm back' into the city's PA systems. What would you have had me do? Look for a really large Boom Box?
And while this thread is probably not going anywhere anytime soon what with the vote deadlocked again I do think we're getting slightly off topic here.
And while this thread is probably not going anywhere anytime soon what with the vote deadlocked again I do think we're getting slightly off topic here.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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And you seriously wonder why your job got outsourced.Batman wrote:To get what? A bigger bullhorn? This is NML Gotham. No gas, no water, no electricity, no nothing. I couldn't exactly send emails, make a TV appearance or feed an 'I'm back' into the city's PA systems. What would you have had me do? Look for a really large Boom Box?
And while this thread is probably not going anywhere anytime soon what with the vote deadlocked again I do think we're getting slightly off topic here.
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