What is your favorite Real American Hero Commerical/Real Men of Genius, etc?
I know it is an American culture thing, so my apologies to our international folks, but I just heard the new overgrown pumpkin grower, and died laughin in the car.
My personal favorite though is the speedo wearer, or what have you (forgot the official name)
Real American Heros
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Mr. Coffee Shop Clerk.
I've only heard a few, but that was the best of what I heard.
"Sure, you charge 2.75$ for a cup of coffee, but putting out that tip jar? That's what makes you a REAL MAN."
I've only heard a few, but that was the best of what I heard.
"Sure, you charge 2.75$ for a cup of coffee, but putting out that tip jar? That's what makes you a REAL MAN."
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain