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Exactly, what your searching for is an RP, a STGOD, a TGOD, by definition of NO RULES, is wank.
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Mmm, from what I've seen of the descriptions of the old-school ASVS TGODs, they were a lot lighter on the wank than ours turn out to be.

Ours simply turn into massive one-upmanship contests, which gets a tad old.

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Hence why I turtled... -cuddles cute Elven chick while the harem hovers about me, serving me dainties and various drinks.-

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Petrosjko wrote:Mmm, from what I've seen of the descriptions of the old-school ASVS TGODs, they were a lot lighter on the wank than ours turn out to be.

Ours simply turn into massive one-upmanship contests, which gets a tad old.

*looks pointedly at Rogue.*
Now let's be fair. I didn't one-up; I escalated by a factor of ten or more. :razz:
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You'll note, Rogue, there wasn't really much you could do. To beat the Surlethe, you have to pretty much go Xeelee with an overwhelming numerical advantage. :P
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Yes there is. You're obviously not familiar with Space Marine boarding actions. :twisted:
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Rogue 9 wrote:Yes there is. You're obviously not familiar with Space Marine boarding actions. :twisted:
See, the problem with that are those little things called shields you have to get past first.
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#33 Re: Ra Starts a TGOD...

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Ra wrote:BWAHAHAHA!

*Lands a Pyramid Ship on some random world*

*Drinks champaign*

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Champaign, Champagne, it's so complicated. Bah, I'll just call it Bubbly and be done with it. :razz:
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Ra wrote:Well, that was what I actually had intended, and why I had everyone's toys vanish. *sigh* But that just wasn't the case here.
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Well, it didn't quite work. You need to make an STGOD! Or an RP.

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Well, at least he taught Fëanor his lesson. *pops champagne, w00ts*
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<Fëanor fanboy> NOOOOOO!!!1 </Fëanor fanboy>

*ahem*

Continue the wanking, gentlemen.
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