The 40K RP Strikes Back. (Continuation of 40KLoD on SDN)

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:57 pm

Nope, he lost his weiner in an incident that's entirely too embarrassing to report.

Let's just say that there were fifteen Hrud and a lampshade involved.

He's a Mechanicus wet dream at this point. Organic parts of his head are about all that's left. Even the organic organs in his metal body are synthetic replacements.

Caz · Post by **Caz** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:29 pm

Petrosjko wrote:Nope, he lost his weiner in an incident that's entirely too embarrassing to report.

LIKE DARTH VADER?

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:45 pm

Pcm979 wrote:Watch it or we'll scrub out that heretical mouth of yours too, sonny. With soap.

Soap is yummy, just like paint!

If you can find extreme range in the living quarters of a Golden Age era starship, you're a better man than I. Besides, Lictors are invisible, or, almost.

It's a highly technical process of blowing through a wall and running like a scared bitch until you have some room.

What kind of overkill factor are we using? If it's our usual, he's talking about naval railguns, which are still sanctioned.

Naval is such a silly distinction. If I take this 'naval' gun and mount it on a hill we've erected barricades and sentries around, it's not 'naval', it's 'emplaced artillery'.

The fact it's firing shockwaves would shatter lesser barricades just means we're on the right track.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:46 pm

SirNitram wrote:Naval is such a silly distinction. If I take this 'naval' gun and mount it on a hill we've erected barricades and sentries around, it's not 'naval', it's 'emplaced artillery'.

The fact it's firing shockwaves would shatter lesser barricades just means we're on the right track.

That's the 40K spirit!

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:51 pm

Here we see Jolan Gix, a prime example of the Projecting Schemer. Being himself embroiled in Byzantine politics and webs of deception, he assumes all others are too. The possibility that they are merely antisocial pricks does not occur to him.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:53 pm

Pcm979 wrote:Here we see Jolan Gix, a prime example of the Projecting Schemer. Being himself embroiled in Byzantine politics and webs of deception, he assumes all others are too. The possibility that they are merely antisocial pricks does not occur to him.

Actually he's assuming Pater is competent enough to keep his distance from anything like direct control over a private army. Sadly, he's overestimating Pater.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:55 pm

Erm... No, he isn't.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:48 pm

All this talk of armies and Chapters makes me feel inadequete. In traditional 40k response, I'm gonna go build a doomsday cannon in the basement.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:52 pm

SirNitram wrote:All this talk of armies and Chapters makes me feel inadequete. In traditional 40k response, I'm gonna go build a doomsday cannon in the basement.

Good response. Just a reminder, guess how much use a horde of Imperial Guardsmen are when a Lictor decides to play Alien inside an Imperial starship.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:57 pm

Cynical Cat wrote:
SirNitram wrote:All this talk of armies and Chapters makes me feel inadequete. In traditional 40k response, I'm gonna go build a doomsday cannon in the basement.
Good response. Just a reminder, guess how much use a horde of Imperial Guardsmen are when a Lictor decides to play Alien inside an Imperial starship.

Lots of use. They will slow the Lictor down while we do the sensible thing and attach large explosive charges to the reactor, before running like hell.

They are Guardsmen! They die for the Emperor, and are thus the Emperor's Finest!

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:00 pm

And who is going to set those explosives? That's right, the tech marine. We need you.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:45 pm

We had armies in the millions in the last game, but who still ended up getting their asses bounced all over two worlds and multiple starships?

That's right, US.

Prius started out all-organic, y'know. Pater had a face, too.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:52 pm

Petrosjko wrote:We had armies in the millions in the last game, but who still ended up getting their asses bounced all over two worlds and multiple starships?

ONE HUNDRED TH-

The Necrontyr Messenger · Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:55 pm

Apologies for my absence of late. I'll catch up tomorrow!

The Necrontyr Messenger · Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:12 pm

Petrosjko wrote:He reminded himself that Lena was indeed a Saint of the Emperor, even if on rare occasions such as this she rather sounded somewhat dingy.

Her talents don't include techstuff, beyond an undestanding of how to use technology to make things into ex-things.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:16 pm

We know. Now post already!

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:30 pm

The Necrontyr Messenger wrote:
Petrosjko wrote:He reminded himself that Lena was indeed a Saint of the Emperor, even if on rare occasions such as this she rather sounded somewhat dingy.
Her talents don't include techstuff, beyond an undestanding of how to use technology to make things into ex-things.

She's dealing with a trained Inquisitor who would scrupulously note the variety of explosive used and immediately begin inquiring as to its source and so on. His standards are high in that regard.

The Necrontyr Messenger · Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:33 pm

Petrosjko wrote:She's dealing with a trained Inquisitor who would scrupulously note the variety of explosive used and immediately begin inquiring as to its source and so on. His standards are high in that regard.

It's Eldaritetrasuperblastophane.

Happy?

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:04 pm

The Necrontyr Messenger wrote:Happy?

No.

You've never quoted me for your sig.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:13 pm

Well, you've never said anything of sufficient awesome to be siggified.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:42 pm

Oh yeah, my unwillingness to dive into testicular humor makes me unworthy of Necron's sig, apparently.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:48 pm

I didn't have to dive into testicular humour to get sigged.

The Necrontyr Messenger · Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:33 am

Petrosjko wrote:Oh yeah, my unwillingness to dive into testicular humor makes me unworthy of Necron's sig, apparently.

Actually, I do believe you've been in the SDN sig with something to the effects of "So, we only undestimated enemy strength by a factor of ten? At least we can be thankful for the unusually accurate work of our spooks"

The Necrontyr Messenger · Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:37 am

Petrosjko wrote:
Cynical Cat wrote:One hundred thousand first wave.

Another one hundred thousand cannon fodder infantry.

About two hundred thousand regulars.

One hundred thousand high quality troops.
So on top of everything else, our intel only underestimated enemy strength by five hundred percent. At least we can be thankful for the unusually accurate work by our spooks.

^ This was in my Stardestroyer.net sig for a while. So there, be happy!

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:52 pm

Oh, okay.

*dies a happy man*

*for dying happy out of the Emperor's service, corpse is dug up, ritually defiled, shot twice through the head, then ground up to provide Earthshaker lubricant*

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