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"So it's Head Hunter like head of the hunters? Or Head Hunter as in hunter of heads?"
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"The former," he said. "At least you don't think it's a cannibal reference."
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"You can pick mine," she said with a bit of a yawn.
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"Trouble," he said with a smile. "In a good way."
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"Well, it does seem to follow you," she pointed out, "like me."
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"If I'd had a problem with trouble, I would've been a fucking trashman," he said.
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"Something tells me you'd be fairly unfulfilled with that," she said, leaning up to kiss him, then... Remembering... Letting her head fall as she muttered an apology.
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He mumbled something in return, then groped around for a topic. "So... ah... what were you doing before everything went to shit?"
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"Heroin," she said with a laugh.
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He smiled wryly at that. "Well, it's a pretty drastic way to go about your rehab, but it obviously worked."
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She chuckled. "What can I say? Had to keep up the rebellious daughter schtick," she said. A sigh as she shook her head, crazy hair tumbling over her eyes.

"I was so stupid before all this."
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"The day it went down, I'd just told my boss to go fuck himself, bashed up a bit of City of Malton property, then went and got into a major wreck on the freeway while planning on getting out of town so I could brawl and land in prison," he said with a shrug. "We're getting our second chance to do something with our lives now."
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She laughed. "Sounds like we were doing pretty much the same."

And that hurt, because it reminded her of how utterly perfect he was for her. Or at least that's what she thought, as stupid and misguided and teenage as it was.
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"Some people just aren't cut out for the modern world," he said, somewhat oblivious to her internal angst. But then, she hadn't been his crush. More like... trouble with a capital 't'. Her new nickname did roll back across his mind, though, eliciting a small smirk.
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She caught the smirk, poked at his cheek.

"Come on, spit it out!"
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"Just thinking about how much your new handle fits you," he admitted honestly. "You hassle the shamblers half as much as you hassled the world in general, and we're set."
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
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"If I can keep it together 'til we get to the mall," she said, doubting it.
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"None of that," he said. "You're going to live. You will be there with us. No fucking negativism. Got me?"
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There was an awkward, painful silence. She didn't know what to say; didn't want to say what was on her mind. Finally, she asked:

"Why are you so determined to make sure I live?"
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"Because it's what I do," he answered, irritated at the question. "Nobody gets to give up on my watch."
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"Funny," she said. "It's not that I'd give up... Just... Don't really care one way or the other. Never really have."
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"Yeah, well I do," he said as if that settled the matter.
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"But did you care about your own?" she asked. "Because... In the fire... I got the sense that you didn't."
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"Back then, I was young and fucking stupid and didn't think anything could kill me anyway," he said, shrugging. "Now? Yeah, I got things to live for."
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She chuckled. "Sounds about right," she said, a bit bitter but without a clue as to why.
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