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#1 Mmm... bosoms (Pic heavy, NSFW)

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Just a short while ago, a most horrifying realization struck me. The Librium was missing something vital, something that I was stunned we had managed to survive this long without.

And so I endeavored to correct this lack, embarking on a most dangerous journey, traveling from one end of the internet to the other in search of delectable bosoms.

Because we had not a single thread devoted to the topic.

And now, I present to you the fruit of my herculean labors.

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I'm officially in love... with all of them.
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Now, in the course of my journey I discovered a most distressing thing- while Google has a filter that ostensibly functions to 'protect' us from the bared bosom, but no such filter to protect an innocent search for 'tits' from turning up a million hits on birds. Birds, for christ's sake!

As one commentator on this project commented, 'The forces of chastity are amassing against us.'

We must meet them with steel in our hands and in our souls...

Are you with me?

Then post!
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Once again, I have inspired Petro to perform his art. Behold, mortals, and prepare yourselves to receive his medicine!
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And to think, this all started eons ago, when you asked me that most important of questions... 'Short skirts or tight jeans'?
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Aye.

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*squints* I've looked several times now, and I discern no bosoms anywhere in your posts, Chris.

*taps foot*
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#6 Re: Mmm... bosoms (Pic heavy, NSFW)

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Petrosjko wrote:
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The blonde on the very left is cute, but my taste goes for the second chick from the right; the dark-skinned wearing the white headscarf.

Coincidentally, her face is very similar to that of my ex :?
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The brunette on the far right works best for me, partly because I can't see her damned ribs.
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Petrosjko wrote:The brunette on the far right works best for me, partly because I can't see her damned ribs.
Hey, ribs are sexy! Don't you remember the 70's? "Twiggy"?
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My first foray into the world of digital indecency has commenced with small, baby steps. I think she's got great tits.
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I doubt if its your first trip into online indecency. :P
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*sighs*

None of you wretched gaijin are posting mass quantities of bosoms.

Very well, if I must forge the path further, then tonight I shall do so.
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Petrosjko wrote:*sighs*

None of you wretched gaijin are posting mass quantities of bosoms.

Very well, if I must forge the path further, then tonight I shall do so.
Let it not be said I disappointed you, Master.

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Robert, some day I will buy an island for you.
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Petrosjko wrote:Robert, some day I will buy an island for you.
Ok, you've promised the island. Can I have beach front property and a log cabin with that as well?

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Please? :lol:
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That gets you beach front property, Robert. You'll have to work more for the cabin.

Then there's electricity, net access, and other sundries.

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For combining a delectable bosom with garters, Sunny will definitely have a place in my Empire.

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Gentlemen, you do me proud

I am sure the lady folk will soon be demanding thier own thread of this nature.
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Dark Silver wrote:Gentlemen, you do me proud

I am sure the lady folk will soon be demanding thier own thread of this nature.
And they are welcome to it. The Herpetologist can oversee the proceedings, which I'm sure he'll enjoy greatly.
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In any event, less talk, more bosoms.

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^ She looks really thin which is strange because her breasts are really big. Does anyone else think that?
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Yes. The magic of surgery may be involved.
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B4UTRUST wrote: Image
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Stofsk wrote:^ She looks really thin which is strange because her breasts are really big. Does anyone else think that?
She comes from the 'Fakin' It' section on the Bullz Eye site. Those things ain't real, man.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
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