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....I have no transports...

Oh dear. Adraxus is gonna eat me, isn't it? I'm gonna want to take apart some ancient Archaeotech, and it's gonna eat me.

...For the Emperor's Glory, of course, but still. Eaten.
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I thought you were going with Gix.
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"Say, did we forget something?"

"What?"

Everyone checks their pockets.

"Car keys..."

"Rosette..."

"Spare condoms..."

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You guys left the crazy Techmarine in the Sororitas stronghold.

Pornos start that way, you know.

Aw well. For the Emperor's glory!
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I did send an offer to your character Nit and wrote nicely vague posts that could be interpreted to mean you were aboard.
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Nitram you may actually be in for a wrld of hurt.....for all we know the sister soriatus could all be nto that kinky S+M stuff.
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Oh, I'm in for a world of hurt any way this falls. If I'm with the Saint, something Adraxan will eat me when I try to take it apart. If I was left behind, the Sororitas will kill me when I cop a feel. If I'm with Gix, I die when the ressurection is botched and a Clthuloid entity is brought into the realm.

...Eh, I'll go with Gix. It fits with the existing posts. Bring on the daemons!
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SirNitram wrote:
...Eh, I'll go with Gix. It fits with the existing posts. Bring on the daemons!
Relax. Lydia has a psycannon.
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hmmm a Tech marine that likes Xenos tech...should get along fine with Nathan.....
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Just checked the Dark Millenium Galaxy map. Holy fuck. Kar Durnash is quite a distance away from Ophelia.
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Cynical Cat wrote:Just checked the Dark Millenium Galaxy map. Wholy fuck. Kar Durnash is quite a distance away from Ophelia.
Yes. It is. Though IIRC for some reason, Ophelia is marked on the map with a different number than the place in the Witch Hunters book. Still, I've mentioned that map before now.
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Someone is showing off their knowledge of Rogue Trader. *rolls eyes in Typhonis's direction*
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Petrosjko wrote:"Say, did we forget something?"

"What?"

Everyone checks their pockets.

"Car keys..."

"Rosette..."

"Spare condoms..."

"FUCK! We forgot the Marine! He had a first name and a last name! He was a major plot character!"

"SHIT! I thought you were taking him!"
Well, you saw that movie 'Home Alone'...

By the time they all get back, he's going to have paint cans rigged to hit Prius in the face on stairways and the like.
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Y're all going to Mimas for this, warp-spawned heretic scum. :twisted:
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Damn Narhan isn't around for half an hour and already they want himout of the system. I keep telling you Adriax was an accident, he doesn't attract enemy troops like you think.
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Humm. Names for the Inquisitor wanting to kill your asses...

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The Necrontyr Messenger wrote:Humm. Names for the Inquisitor wanting to kill your asses...

*Scratches his beard*
How about a last name with three or fewer syllables for a change?
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Cynical Cat wrote:How about a last name with three or fewer syllables for a change?
No. Aerisdavormilonthelevarshgindar it is...

Only kidding.

PS: Let's just assume you're at two AUs or so.
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*slides away from the leper Gix.*

I never liked him, honest.
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I'm tempted to have Pater come along and give Gix fire support.
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"Cooperate. They won't find anything compromising here.
Eh? I think the blasphemous ritual of ressurection was pretty compromising.

Anyway, I'll go thicken the plot now...
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The Necrontyr Messenger wrote:
"Cooperate. They won't find anything compromising here.
Eh? I think the blasphemous ritual of ressurection was pretty compromising.

Anyway, I'll go thicken the plot now...
Yes, terrible thing to find a room with imperial iconography on the walls.
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Cynical Cat wrote:Yes, terrible thing to find a room with imperial iconography on the walls.
You're being terribly optimistic to think that it'd be interpreted as such. Hyperbole from Grey Knights aside, the Imperium doesn't go around ressurecting people. I'm certain - totally so - that Dark Vidor will interpret it as blasphemous warpcraft, and, well, he's in charge...
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You notice Gix's optimism at recieving a friendly hearing? Oh wait, he thinks he's going to be railroaded.
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Pcm979 wrote:I'm tempted to have Pater come along and give Gix fire support.
You, and more importantly every battle barge you can muster, would be welcomed with open arms.
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