The 40K RP Strikes Back. (Continuation of 40KLoD on SDN)
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#377
Y'know, your crusade is unofficial.
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Pcm979 wrote:With friends like these, hey Cat?
I always wanted to compete in the 400 meters lifepod dash.
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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#379
Three Inquisitors and seven chapters of Astartes say it's official. Good enough for me.The Necrontyr Messenger wrote:Y'know, your crusade is unofficial.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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You guys have no subtlety in you. I can only imagine how much Jaenta'll be chewing the carpet when she finds out what you lot have been up to.Petrosjko wrote:Three Inquisitors and seven chapters of Astartes say it's official. Good enough for me.
"Only the Guiding Light of the God-Emperor and Marvin's groinal weapons can save us!" - PCM, 41K RPG
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"For him who is pitiless, the deeds of pity are ever strange and beyond reckoning."
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"For him who is pitiless, the deeds of pity are ever strange and beyond reckoning."
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#381
Suh-tool?
*points to Gix*
That's his thing.
*points to Gix*
That's his thing.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#383
Ooooh, an even dozen.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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I've got to go. Have fun without me.
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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Hey guys, did I miss anythi-....
I CAN'T LEAVE YOU IDIOTS ALONE FOR A MINUTE, CAN I?!
I CAN'T LEAVE YOU IDIOTS ALONE FOR A MINUTE, CAN I?!
Half-Damned, All Hero.
Tev: You're happy. You're Plotting. You're Evil.
Me: Evil is so inappropriate. I'm ruthless.
Tev: You're turning me on.
I Am Rage. You Will Know My Fury.
Tev: You're happy. You're Plotting. You're Evil.
Me: Evil is so inappropriate. I'm ruthless.
Tev: You're turning me on.
I Am Rage. You Will Know My Fury.
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SirNitram wrote:Hey guys, did I miss anythi-....
I CAN'T LEAVE YOU IDIOTS ALONE FOR A MINUTE, CAN I?!
pcm979: Oooh, Prius is going to be diplomatic!
We're doomed.
Petrosjko: No, he's going in to kill Vidol, pull Jolan out, and kill anyone who gets in their way.
pcm979: We're still doomed.
Petrosjko: C'mon, has Prius ever gone wrong when he's gone into 'Kill everyone in sight' mode?
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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I too have to go out. Notes if you guys want to continue. The Eldar's fairly close to Prius. A minute's sprint as such. Sorry PCM, but you really shouldn't be able to do more than give Prius a boost, psichically (I'll torment you at a later date, in any case). Gix and, assuming he doesn't mess it up, the Inquisitor's minions will be able to locate her quickly.
Try and bring her in alive. She'll be useful. She almost certainly won't escape, as the portal's in her staterooms, other side of the ship, and the guards in that area will be on shoot-on-sight orders.
Try and bring her in alive. She'll be useful. She almost certainly won't escape, as the portal's in her staterooms, other side of the ship, and the guards in that area will be on shoot-on-sight orders.
"Only the Guiding Light of the God-Emperor and Marvin's groinal weapons can save us!" - PCM, 41K RPG
Librium Arcana's Resident Star-God. Now with 50% extra elfyness.
"For him who is pitiless, the deeds of pity are ever strange and beyond reckoning."
Librium Arcana's Resident Star-God. Now with 50% extra elfyness.
"For him who is pitiless, the deeds of pity are ever strange and beyond reckoning."
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Are you trying to give me a spasm? Even the Emperor would have had trouble pulling that off. Do that, and Slaanesh will eat your soul. No ifs, no buts, go straight to hell.Pater's lips curled back. The Eldar was about to be proven incorrect. Life support systems hissed into place as his soul utterly evacuated his body and leapt across the intervening space.
The Techpriest's still-living body convulsed, and then exploded. From its ashes, a burning figure rose, parts of the Priest's mechanised body orbiting grotuesquely. For all the world, it looked like a Daemonhost.
"Only the Guiding Light of the God-Emperor and Marvin's groinal weapons can save us!" - PCM, 41K RPG
Librium Arcana's Resident Star-God. Now with 50% extra elfyness.
"For him who is pitiless, the deeds of pity are ever strange and beyond reckoning."
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"For him who is pitiless, the deeds of pity are ever strange and beyond reckoning."
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That ought to placehold me until I figure out what the hell to do. I wonder how many fingertips I'll lose. I'm told the Ordo Hereticus can keep someone alive for years.
Half-Damned, All Hero.
Tev: You're happy. You're Plotting. You're Evil.
Me: Evil is so inappropriate. I'm ruthless.
Tev: You're turning me on.
I Am Rage. You Will Know My Fury.
Tev: You're happy. You're Plotting. You're Evil.
Me: Evil is so inappropriate. I'm ruthless.
Tev: You're turning me on.
I Am Rage. You Will Know My Fury.
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If they're feeling benevolent.SirNitram wrote:That ought to placehold me until I figure out what the hell to do. I wonder how many fingertips I'll lose. I'm told the Ordo Hereticus can keep someone alive for years.
Now the Dark Angels, on the other hand... well, just ask Luther.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#393
Oh dear, someone left us alone with the toys! 
Petrosjko: Quick, there's nobody around to stop us. Just have her surrender quickly and admit the error of her ways.
Pcm979: *Quickly readds the bit with Pater Daemonhosting*
Woo, it's fun when the GM isn't around!
Pcm979: *Wins the universe*
Petrosjko: *has the Emperor call Prius on his vox to tell him what a wonderful job he's doing*
Pcm979: *Pater kills Khorne*
Petrosjko: *Prius annihilates Slaanesh and Nurgle, then points to Tzeentch.* Your kill, old friend.
Pcm979: *Pater flicks fingers, Tzeench dies* You take Gork, I've got Mork.
Petrosjko: Why thank you. *takes a piss, washes Gork away in a stream of Emperor-empowered urine.*
Pcm979: *Squashes Mork with his pinky*
I'm hungry. How about having some Tyranid for dinner?
Petrosjko: Let's leave something for Jolan. *wipes out all but one measly Genestealer, tears off its arms and legs, then leaves it on the floor* Now, about those whacky C'tan...
Pcm979: *Picks teeth, removing Norn Queen talon* Like chicken. *Burps, his Throne-powered halitosis killing the Deciever*
Petrosjko: *looks up from giving the Dragon a gentle noogie* Do try to save a few. We're almost out of enemies.
Pcm979: *Looks at smudge on boot* Oops, there go the Tau.
Petrosjko: Oh shame, I wanted them. *sneezes and exterminates the Kroot.*
Pcm979: Ah well. You can have the Slann, then.
Petrosjko: They're all dead already.
Pcm979: ...
Pcm979: We've just done ourselves out of a job.
Petrosjko: No, wait, Hrud. We'll keep them around.
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That's it. I'm back. I can't trust you guys.
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"For him who is pitiless, the deeds of pity are ever strange and beyond reckoning."
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"For him who is pitiless, the deeds of pity are ever strange and beyond reckoning."
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#396
*points*
I blame it all on the boy. He's obviously a heretical influence.
I blame it all on the boy. He's obviously a heretical influence.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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Time to give Typh something to do...
Oh, and mess up Gix's ship. PS. Out Tech Captain should be out of the clink by the way.
Oh, and mess up Gix's ship. PS. Out Tech Captain should be out of the clink by the way.
"Only the Guiding Light of the God-Emperor and Marvin's groinal weapons can save us!" - PCM, 41K RPG
Librium Arcana's Resident Star-God. Now with 50% extra elfyness.
"For him who is pitiless, the deeds of pity are ever strange and beyond reckoning."
Librium Arcana's Resident Star-God. Now with 50% extra elfyness.
"For him who is pitiless, the deeds of pity are ever strange and beyond reckoning."
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Now if I were writing this, I'd let her take Prius' arms off, and then crush her mentally, but hey, that's just me. 
Then I get to make even nastier arms for Prius.
Then I get to make even nastier arms for Prius.
"Only the Guiding Light of the God-Emperor and Marvin's groinal weapons can save us!" - PCM, 41K RPG
Librium Arcana's Resident Star-God. Now with 50% extra elfyness.
"For him who is pitiless, the deeds of pity are ever strange and beyond reckoning."
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I get free of the clink just in time to hear the back of the ship fall off.
Man, this Marine just has a very bad run of luck. At least he doesn't appear to be down any fingertips.
Man, this Marine just has a very bad run of luck. At least he doesn't appear to be down any fingertips.
Half-Damned, All Hero.
Tev: You're happy. You're Plotting. You're Evil.
Me: Evil is so inappropriate. I'm ruthless.
Tev: You're turning me on.
I Am Rage. You Will Know My Fury.
Tev: You're happy. You're Plotting. You're Evil.
Me: Evil is so inappropriate. I'm ruthless.
Tev: You're turning me on.
I Am Rage. You Will Know My Fury.
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Aaaand... Prius administers a proper Imperial Smackdown.
"Only the Guiding Light of the God-Emperor and Marvin's groinal weapons can save us!" - PCM, 41K RPG
Librium Arcana's Resident Star-God. Now with 50% extra elfyness.
"For him who is pitiless, the deeds of pity are ever strange and beyond reckoning."
Librium Arcana's Resident Star-God. Now with 50% extra elfyness.
"For him who is pitiless, the deeds of pity are ever strange and beyond reckoning."