The 40K RP Strikes Back. (Continuation of 40KLoD on SDN)

The Necrontyr Messenger · Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:27 pm

Consider cauterising the injuries... Don't want her bleeding to death...

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:28 pm

Well, he doesn't carry handcuffs around, so he has to make sure she doesn't try anything funny.

The Necrontyr Messenger · Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:29 pm

Y'know what's sad? It's better than she'd do to Imperial captives. Eldar tend to actually chop the limbs off, Prius just busted them up...

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:31 pm

I was about to suggest that. Laser them off and put her in a backpack, 3PO style!

The Necrontyr Messenger · Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:42 pm

I can only imagine what Marvin'll think of you barbarians when he finds out.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:54 pm

He'll sigh a lot and make a few quips at our expense, quite possible having a robotic beer with Byron and constructing poetry about how far Humanity has fallen.

...

That would rock.

Typhonis · Post by **Typhonis** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:48 pm

Well things are going to get messy real soon.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:00 pm

GOOD!

Now hold still so I can pull your arses out of the fire, 'kay?

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:48 pm

Cynical Cat wrote:Pater's not the only one with a workshop on board.

Nnnnnow he is!

Now. Insult + Injury = Fun For The Entire Family!

Pcm979: Now *that's* something for Pater to brag about at the next meet!

"So Gix, how's your ship? Oh, it blew up, didn't it?"
Petrosjko: Heh.
Pcm979: "You can always bunk on my ship- I mean *one* of my ships. Since none of them have blown up yet."
Petrosjko: Oh vicious...

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:43 pm

Yes, the only guy to not show up with a wanktastic Marine battlefleet got his ship blown up.

The guy who's specialized in evil psyker witchcraft got sidelined in the psyker duel.

I'm going to listen to Lynkyn Park.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:01 pm

Cynical Cat wrote:I'm going to listen to Lynkyn Park.

*Passes a beer. Strong, Space Marine beer.* This'll catch your tears. And put a chest on your chest!

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:05 pm

SirNitram wrote: *Passes a beer. Strong, Space Marine beer.* This'll catch your tears. And put a chest on your chest!

1/8th Irish. Start to get really, annoyingly maudlin.

Typhonis · Post by **Typhonis** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:55 am

Sorry about the ship Jolan but. Given the hits we took with our shields down.....

The Necrontyr Messenger · Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:21 am

Y'know, it was quite salvegable. But nooo. Someone had to blow it up...

Oh, and PCM, you're under arrest for using a necrontyr teleporter.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:05 pm

Um, guys, somebody forgot to turn the killing machine off.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:05 pm

The Necrontyr Messenger wrote:Y'know, it was quite salvegable. But nooo. Someone had to blow it up...

Oh, and PCM, you're under arrest for using a necrontyr teleporter.

Pcm doesn't do restraint.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:06 pm

The Necrontyr Messenger wrote:Y'know, it was quite salvegable. But nooo. Someone had to blow it up...

Yeah, that was *you*. I just nudged it out of the way.

Like it or not, Typh wrote that the reactor was going to blow, and I played along. That's what you get for sleeping, hmm?

The Necrontyr Messenger wrote:Oh, and PCM, you're under arrest for using a necrontyr teleporter.

? If I fucked up 40k teleporter physics, please tell. I still don't have the level of 40k knowledge some of you do.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:09 pm

Cynical Cat wrote:Pcm doesn't do restraint.

Rez-traynt? That sounds heretical. PURGE!

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:23 pm

40K teleporters operate by shooting the target through the warp in a protective force bubble. 40K has the funnest teleport accidents ever. Slaves to Darkness has a table for the old rules where you can actually end up with a greater daemon showing up if you roll badly enough.

It is too late to ask for my fellow players to treat my characters and their possessions with some consideration and actually read what the GM writes in my absence, as the damage is already done, but I would appreciate it in the future.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:27 pm

FINE. I'll edit it so you can keep your ship.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:32 pm

Pcm979 wrote:FINE. I'll edit it so you can keep your ship.

The ship is gone. It's too late for that. You and Typh axed it.

The Necrontyr Messenger · Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:37 pm

PCM: I'll leave it be, but for future reference:

Non-necron teleporter range: 100,000 Km or so, max.
Your range to Gix's ship: 448,793,612 Km at least.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:42 pm

*Sigh* I'm never going to hear the end of this, am I?

And in any case, I *did* read what Necrontyr wrote. This is it:

It was simple. It directed the serfs to disable the Eternal Will's engines. The warlock had been unaware of her fool's directive to move the inhabitants to the front section of the ship, but she had made certain that if she were to die, then her death would, using this mechanism, ensure the opening of a conflagration between the mon-keigh.

----

Around Lydia, Nathan and the other 'prisoners' the Eternal Will shuddered, groaning as sections of its propulsion were melted and buckled, rear compartments opening to space, a flood of radiation being released into the rest of the ship...

That was it. Then Typh decided to make the ship explode. I did damage control, I.E. saving all your characters.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:43 pm

The Necrontyr Messenger wrote:PCM: I'll leave it be, but for future reference:

Non-necron teleporter range: 100,000 Km or so, max.
Your range to Gix's ship: 448,793,612 Km at least.

I figured Pater's ships had been accelerating towards the little gang for the entire time, and would thusly be in range. Sorry.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:46 pm

Alright, I'm going to fill a hot tub with lime jello, we'll all have a big orgy, and then in the post-coital bliss and cuddling, we'll all be happy again.

In other words, chill the fuck out everyone.

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