TGOD OOC Thread.

[Adam not logged in]

I also want to point out the communications lag between the devlopments in the Riwal system, the Lady at headquarters, and Lord Adam in this other galaxy.

This could lead to one of them realizing what is really going on, but the other not knowing, then the clash happens when they meet again (or the Ancients prevent them from meeting again to keep their sinister plot alive).

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Alright, I'm going to a friend's reception tonight so my time's short, but still.....

First thing first, remember that nobody else knows about Khardem. Not yet. Remember, Trolls and Goa'ulds/Stormtroopers are busy fighting, right?

And then... here's my ideas (of course you could modify them. These are just basic inspirations.):


(1) Khardem starts gaining the trust of Lord and Lady Adam. Granted he did some fuckups attacking Avenger II, but somehow (probably by installing the Biolaser?) he slowly gaining favors.


(2) Khardem also starts some kind of new "religion" (sect?) which is favored by Lord and Lady Adam (or either one of them). But actually the sect is a TRAP! It's some kind of belief in "tranquility" and such, but it's actually the way for the Ancient Guardians to eradicate the life-force of the sentients.

(3) I'm not sure whether Lord and Lady Adam would convert, or merely tolerate the new religion, but nevertheless, Lord and Lady Adam starts to believe that the Guardians are benevolent! (although they would realize the mistakes later) So at first they try to convince the New Alliance that the Guardians are benevolent. In fact, the New Alliance would start considering this, although Galadriel would remind them that the Guardians are EVIL (dangerous?).


(4) Seeing the persuasion fail, the the A'Millian would declare a war against the Alliance. Not to mention Lord Adam would be angered hearing the news that the Trolls is allying with the Goa'ulds (because the "Axis" and the "Allies" were originally enemies, remember?)

Beware! The A'Millian has biolasers! And the New Alliance is weak. Why? Because both the Goa'ulds and the Trollish have many of their insfrastructures destroyed between the battle of the Titans (remember my post about Troll Civilian Colonies were incinerated during massive space combat between Darth Kreshna's fleet and the Guardians fleet? Probably you would make some more of those). Not to mention Imperial Renegade Faction is also weak. Captain McKenzie only has a handful of Star Destroyers at most, plus ONE World Devastator which is too precious to risk in combat (it serves more as "harvester"/mining tool).


(5) The A'Millian starts scoring major victories against the New Alliance. I would suggest that either the Trollish Imperium or the Goa'ulds is being forced to evacuate their homeworlds.


(6) How about the Daleks? Hello? Timelord? Where have you been? :P


(7) I suggest all of this would happen either before or during the mission to Coruscant, so perhaps Ra would say this, "Galadriel, the mission to Coruscant needs to be delayed! We're attacked by the A'Millans!"


Happy STGODing! :D

[Ra]

(3) I'm not sure whether Lord and Lady Adam would convert, or merely tolerate the new religion, but nevertheless, Lord and Lady Adam starts to believe that the Guardians are benevolent! (although they would realize the mistakes later) So at first they try to convince the New Alliance that the Guardians are benevolent. In fact, the New Alliance would start considering this, although Galadriel would remind them that the Guardians are EVIL (dangerous?).

Makes sense. She would easily see past their tricks and see them for who they were.

Just a reminder, in Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age, when Sauron was trying to decieve the Elves, Galadriel remained skeptical, so she's gonna be the last person to be decieved by anyone.

Beware! The A'Millian has biolasers! And the New Alliance is weak. Why? Because both the Goa'ulds and the Trollish have many of their insfrastructures destroyed between the battle of the Titans (remember my post about Troll Civilian Colonies were incinerated during massive space combat between Darth Kreshna's fleet and the Guardians fleet?

True in the first count, but Goa'uld infrastructure was virtually untouched, and the Trolls rebuild insanely fast.

Probably you would make some more of those).

Very well. Actually, I had planned on my secret base falling eventually. For example, you could blow that up after the protagonists leave for Coruscant. It has pretty much served its purpose.

Not to mention Imperial Renegade Faction is also weak. Captain McKenzie only has a handful of Star Destroyers at most, plus ONE World Devastator which is too precious to risk in combat (it serves more as "harvester"/mining tool).

True. Even so, as Kreshna's attrocities continue to mount, one Sovereign should defect to McKenzie's group, as well as other ships. The renegades are going to go more to hit-and-run tactics, much to McKenzie's chagrin (see his earlier comment during the A'millian ambush).

(5) The A'Millian starts scoring major victories against the New Alliance. I would suggest that either the Trollish Imperium or the Goa'ulds is being forced to evacuate their homeworlds.

Maybe not lose a homeworld, per se, because of the sheer level of defenses (especially around mine; they were equipped to fend off a Borg invasion, after all!), but yes, several major setbacks should occur. No loss of character-shielded ships, though. (Ra's Mothership, Kar'm's Ha'tak, the Avenger II, and the Ascendancy.)

(7) I suggest all of this would happen either before or during the mission to Coruscant, so perhaps Ra would say this, "Galadriel, the mission to Coruscant needs to be delayed! We're attacked by the A'Millans!"

I don't really want to delay the mission, but they don't have to go right away. Anyway, with the entire Goa'uld fleet mobilizing for what they believe is an inevitable attack by Darth Kreshna's forces, the A'millians would be kinda stupid to attack right now. The fleet is actually waiting to be attacked!

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Ra! You've just destroyed FOURTY Star Destroyers!

....with a cost of eleven Ha'taks? ;)

*A hologram of Ra appeared next to the Lady.*

"Your force turned away the attack?"

"Yes, m'lord. We destroyed over twenty of their ships. The battle was quick, but destructive."

*The crewman then lost his smile as he examined the readouts.*

"We have lost 11 Ha'taks. Most of their crews did not have a chance to ring out."

As the fiery aura reaches the dark vessels, their song is abruptly ceased. Their victims are suddenly awake. Captain McKenzie is among the first who realizes this; as he shakes off the tempting tranquility, he barks his order, "all gunnery officers, target those newcomers NOW!"

The Star Destroyer is firing its mighty turbolasers to one of the dark vessel. The strange vessel writhes, as if it is actually alive. The ship is crumbling, then disappear.....

Only to re-appear somewhere else. Although being depleted of their "song", the dark vessel still proves a formidable opponent, as it starts firing on the Castrator. This time. the Star Destroyer retaliates. However, aboard the Avenger II Captain McKenzie quickly learns, "every tractor beams, lock on the dark ship!"

Now the dark vessel cannot escape, still trading fire with the Castrator. The Avenger II joined the fray, and moments later, the dark vessel crumbles in pain.

In pain. The scream of agony cannot be heard by ears, but directly goes to the brain, as if telepathically. Every sentient beings in vicinity feels a strange fear tickling their spine.

Well the Ancient vessel IS formidable; it took two Star Destroyers to bring one down. Come on, buddy! They're horrors from the past!

But it still can be retconned, though. Here's my idea:

The Ancient vessels being sent by Khardem are merely scouts, since the Ancients are heavily busy fighting the Empire. Seeing the defeat, the Ancient Guardians decides to NOT giving Khardem any ships anymore, so Khardem has to rely on its manipulative ability to use the A'Millian to destroy the Alliance.

But of course, now the Guardians are aware of Ra's nullifier. How about another wave of attack of Guardian vessels? And this time, they would be the big ships like that one engaging Castrator and Avenger II, but they shouldn't be numerous. Probably three at most. Three of them should cause trouble to Ra's fleet, but remember Ra still has renegeade Star Destroyers under Captain Ronald McKenzie. Probably the Guardian would lose again, and it would convince them further to rely more on Khardem to manipulate the A'Millians.

As for the ships, I don't mind the Guardians have two kind of ship: the big, battle bioships (the one engaging with Star Destroyers) and the smaller scoutships (the ones sent by Khardem). In fact, in Babylon Five, the Shadows have big and small ships, weren't they? The larger Shadow Battlecrabs and the smaller Shadow Scouts.



By the way, I guess Khardem shouldn't be that arrogant.. My idea is that he's actually charming (manipulative), making him win the favor of Lord and Lady Adam. Probably Khardem should apologize to Lord Adam. He wasn't calling Lord Adam 'mortal' deliberately. It was his outburst,

Maybe not lose a homeworld, per se, because of the sheer level of defenses (especially around mine; they were equipped to fend off a Borg invasion, after all!), but yes, several major setbacks should occur. No loss of character-shielded ships, though. (Ra's Mothership, Kar'm's Ha'tak, the Avenger II, and the Ascendancy.)

I don't know, I like the idea of Lord Adam to have more ships than the Alliance, because he's the bad guy (until he later realizes the true nature of Khardem, and put Khardem's head on stake).

Meanwhile the Alliance is the "good guy". I think a storyline would be more exciting when the good guy is weaker! :P

Maybe not lose a homeworld, per se, because of the sheer level of defenses (especially around mine; they were equipped to fend off a Borg invasion, after all!), but yes, several major setbacks should occur. No loss of character-shielded ships, though.

But actually I love the deaths of major characters; it would make the story more "serious" and less "cheap". For example, the reason why comicbook stories are "cheap" because there's no permanent death, neither permanent changes, in comics. That's why epic titles like The Death of Captain Marvel is so valued, because such things rarely happen! :D

Would you mind if I destroy Avenger II later? Mind you, I also planned to kill Admiral Hauser but I still have no idea how it would follow.

[Ra]

Oops...

*Runs off to the TGOD thread to fix things*

[Ra]

Ignore that man you see behind the curtain.

"Yes, m'lord. We destroyed four of their ships. The battle was quick, but destructive."

Better?

Now, I wasn't trying to wank. It was a silly oversight on my part, and I apologize. Now, a problem with my DM post:

"I am reading a large force of Guardian ships, bearing one-five-seven mark six-eight. They're approaching fast."

Could a mod delete the word "large", since it no longer applies. Thanks.
- Ra

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Ignore that man you see behind the curtain.

"Yes, m'lord. We destroyed four of their ships. The battle was quick, but destructive."

Better?
- Ra

It would mean eight Star Destroyers. :P Okay, I think it's better.

I don't know. Which retcon do you think better?

(1) Direct edit retcon like you have above, changing "twenty" to "four".

(2) Making the Guardians have two kind of ships: scout and battleship.

Fraknly, I'm not pushing the latter. Do we really need the Guardian to have two kind of ships?


EDIT: the word "large" doesn't need to be deleted, I guess. In Babylon Five, ten Shadow Battlecrabs strike fear to the Alliance. Whaddya' think?

[Ra]

A different class of bioship is unneeded. The fleet the Guardians attacked more or less swarmed them. Assuming four-six Ha'taks = one Imperator, there ya go.

Now, a more important matter. The nullifyer device has an adverse affect on Goa'uld physiology. The Goa'ulds proper (like Ra) and the Goa'uld symbiotes in the Jaffa and Kull Warriors get real fucked up from the energy emissions. That will limit its use until someone can find the root of the problem, and fix it.

Is this a good plot contrivance, or should it be changed to affect everyone instead?
- Ra

EDIT:

EDIT: the word "large" doesn't need to be deleted, I guess. In Babylon Five, ten Shadow Battlecrabs strike fear to the Alliance. Whaddya' think?

Alright. But "large" still seems inappropriate.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

A different class of bioship is unneeded. The fleet the Guardians attacked more or less swarmed them. Assuming four-six Ha'taks = one Imperator, there ya go.
- Ra

By the way, while the STGOD pace is currently slowed down (hey, this is weekend after all!), I have some ideas about the Coruscant mission.

(1) The Coruscant mission would be much more different than Ra's adventure to Dathomir. Remember: Coruscant is a heavily populated planet; it's an entire city! And the city is always busy, not to mention the nightlife! :) I guess I would love Coruscant; clubbing and such.

(2) Therefore, a cloaked Ha'tak beaming down the party would be *really* cheesy. It would be more believable if the party goes to Coruscant like normal people (taking commercial liner like civilians). Of course, they're going to use fake identity and such. Not to mention the Empire still officially allies with the Goa'ulds.

(3) And the Jedi Temple is open to public like a museum. Remember; Coruscant is like New York city or LA or such.

(4) However, Ra's party fails to find their needed information through publicly available sources. General information about the Jedi is of course available.

(5) What kind of information they need? It's more information about the Ancient Guardians. Remember the tape Galadriel found on Dathomir? It's the diary (or something) belonged the Jedi Knight Whind about the Guardians, about the Phoenix Force, and about how a Jedi would safely host the Phoenix.

(6) Then, Ra's party would try to hack into Imperial's "FBI Network" (remember the Empire is an advanced civilization), only to find that such classified information is stored in non-connected holocubes.

(7) So Ra's party would try to break into the building (the Jedi museum) to get the holocubes. Probaly Ra's party would stay in a hotel (luxurious hotel, of course. Ra is a royalty, remember?) next to the building, watching the guard shift, etc. Of course, after breaking, they would face the guard, or maybe Kreshna's loyal guards later.

(8) But remember: Ra is a head of the state! Nobody should know his visit to Coruscant because people know him as a head the state of another country. That's why Ra's party would use fake ID and maybe some disguise.


Think about Mission Impossible! Remember, Coruscant is a big city!

Whaddya' think?


EDIT: the thing I really love about Babylon Five is that, despite sci-fi theme, space battles, and ancient legend (First Ones), the Earth humans are still depicted as "normal", believable civilization. See, they have TV news network, they have corporations, etc, etc. And I love Star Wars humans are also depicted in such way in AOTC. Remember Coruscant scene? There were clubs, cities, drug-dealers, skyscrappers, busy traffic, and such.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

The nullifyer device has an adverse affect on Goa'uld physiology. The Goa'ulds proper (like Ra) and the Goa'uld symbiotes in the Jaffa and Kull Warriors get real fucked up from the energy emissions. That will limit its use until someone can find the root of the problem, and fix it.

Is this a good plot contrivance, or should it be changed to affect everyone instead?

I guess it's a good way to emphasize the point that the Guardians are powerful, horrible beings from the past. See, part of the excitements of a story is by the "imperfections" of the solution.

However, since you've already explained that energy emission affect Goa'uld symbiotes, it would need more explanations and/or retcons if you will make everyone affected by the device.

Probably everyone would suffer such effects as well, but not as severe as the Goa'ulds?

[Ra]

*Pictures Patterson dropping from the cieling in a black outfit, and hacking a computer.*

Anyway, a good idea, and using a civilian transport would be better than mine (beaming from the Ascendancy). But Galadriel has a *slight* problem.

She's an Elf. There are no Elf-like races (or even close) in the Warsverse. She might could pull this off in the Federation, but not the Empire. Even if she covered her ears with her insanely long hair, bioscanners would blair ALIEN SPECIES in big, strobing lights. How are we gonna get around THAT?
- Ra

EDIT: Anyway, I'll stick with the current Goa'uld thing. However, it could be that everyone, except the Eldar <insert reason due to immortality or general uberness here>, are slightly affected. I like that idea.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

*Pictures Patterson dropping from the cieling in a black outfit, and hacking a computer.*

Aw, come on, Ra. She's only a fictitious character! :P

Anyway, a good idea, and using a civilian transport would be better than mine (beaming from the Ascendancy). But Galadriel has a *slight* problem.

She's an Elf. There are no Elf-like races (or even close) in the Warsverse. She might could pull this off in the Federation, but not the Empire. Even if she covered her ears with her insanely long hair,

Well, see, Coruscant, with its variety of inhabitants (including a bartender with four arms ) would just ignore someone with pointy ears. If anything, they would even ignore a Troll!.

(I'm thinking of bringing Commander Flotsam to the party. He's a badass, cigar-chomping, Duke Nukem-ish hero.)

bioscanners would blair ALIEN SPECIES in big, strobing lights. How are we gonna get around THAT?
- Ra

But it's nice you bring up the bioscanner problem. I've never thought of that before

But the renegade Imperials are with the Alliance. I'm sure Captain McKenzie could arrange such things (friends in high places? Paying some hacker?), like hacking the alien database so when Galadriel is scanned, the result would say "registered species from planet XYZ or such", and the police would say "move along!". :P

EDIT: Anyway, I'll stick with the current Goa'uld thing. However, it could be that everyone, except the Eldar <insert reason due to immortality or general uberness here>, are slightly affected. I like that idea.

No problem.

By the way, since Ra's party would stay in some luxurious hotel, I wonder, would Ra and Galadriel sleep in the same suite? :P



EDIT: I think Adam (the out-universe Adam ;) ) could participate in the Coruscant mission as well. How about a renegade Destructionator joining the party?

[Ra]

Aw, come on, Ra. She's only a fictitious character! :P

I liked the mainframe scene! Now, who has to play the part of the Russian?

Well, see, Coruscant, with its variety of inhabitants (including a bartender with four arms :shocked:) would just ignore someone with pointy ears. If anything, they would even ignore a Troll!.

Four arms? That could have several advantages.

Anyway, you're right. If anything, Galadriel might attract the attention of some horny men, and little more. Drop-kicks follow!

(I'm thinking of bringing Commander Flotsam to the party. He's a badass, cigar-chomping, Duke Nukem-ish hero.)

I heartily concur.

But it's nice you bring up the bioscanner problem. I've never thought of that before

But the renegade Imperials are with the Alliance. I'm sure Captain McKenzie could arrange such things (friends in high places? Paying some hacker?), like hacking the alien database so when Galadriel is scanned, the result would say "registered species from planet XYZ or such", and the police would say "move along!". :P

An excellent idea. McKenzie is supposed to be in high standing, so he might have a few more "buddies" on Coruscant.

Anyway, I think the bioscanner problems were brought up on SD.Net , regarding Founder infiltration (and how it would be foiled). I realized that Imperial security bioscanners would pick up Eldar DNA and end the mission right there.

But true, they could find a way around that problem, as well as the fact that Ra is actually some 10,000 year-old alien snake attached to an Egyptian boy's spine.

By the way, since Ra's party would stay in some luxurious hotel, I wonder, would Ra and Galadriel sleep in the same suite? :P

*sigh*

Anyway, Ra's used to sleeping in a sarcophagus, not a normal bed, so he might make a silly complaint about it. And the fact that he rarely sleeps in it alone.

EDIT: I think Adam (the out-universe Adam ) could participate in the Coruscant mission as well. How about a renegade Destructionator joining the party?

I think having another Data joining the team would be great. I can write for him real easy, and the the team would benfit from his comical technobabbling.

[Destructionator XV]

I'm thinking about having the Destructionators start doing their own thing. they will still report back to the Lady and have some standing orders from her, but many of them will want revenge!

Or an A'millian agent could easily sneak in. Our empire is quite vast, and we have many species, including plain humans.

I'll come along.

(Today I have been rather busy rewiring the network in my house, and putting those damn ends on the cat5 is taking me more than a hour a piece. But I should be done pretty soon, and then I'll be back in the TGOD.)

[Robert Walper]

I wonder if we could work into the plot the idea that Lord Walper becomes obsessed/falls in love with Galadriel...that could be interesting. Could make for an interesting read, plus a weakness that might be exploited. Perhaps even an angle that might change him back into a "good" guy.

PS: Once, of course, Lord Walper is returned from the void via Q's contrived break from existence within the TGOD. ;)

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

I liked the mainframe scene! Now, who has to play the part of the Russian?

Huh? You lost me on this one....

Well, see, Coruscant, with its variety of inhabitants (including a bartender with four arms )

Four arms? That could have several advantages.

Mind you, four arms is pretty much useless in masturbation since the creature still has one penis anyway.

But of course, it is based on the assumption that the four-armed creature has a single penis. To be frank, my assumption is pretty much weak, since I don't have the evidence regarding how many penises the creature actually has. Anyone?

On the second thought, even if the creature only has a single penis, four arms could be useful since it can do extra many things while masturbation like operating the remote, washing the dishes, preparing dinner, or making sandwiches.

(and you still wonder how did I get my costum title.... :P )

Anyway, you're right. If anything, Galadriel might attract the attention of some horny men, and little more. Drop-kicks follow!

Coruscant has a lot of bars and nightclubs. A barfight? Amen, brother. Amen! :D

I heartily concur.

Yup, but we should ask for Dartzap permission! :P

An excellent idea. McKenzie is supposed to be in high standing, so he might have a few more "buddies" on Coruscant.

Um.. Actually he's just an Imperial Captain, among a horde of other Captains. But of course, someone in military would have connection somehow.

And don't forget he is, um, was Darth Kreshna's buddy, so he probably has many friends in high places despite his rank.

Anyway, I think the bioscanner problems were brought up on SD.Net , regarding Founder infiltration (and how it would be foiled). I realized that Imperial security bioscanners would pick up Eldar DNA and end the mission right there.

Yup, hence the database hacking.

But true, they could find a way around that problem, as well as the fact that Ra is actually some 10,000 year-old alien snake attached to an Egyptian boy's spine.

Ra wouldn't be a problem, since the Goa'uld is still an official ally to the Empire. If anything, the Imperial immigration officer would see him as Goa'uld tourist or such (or course Ra would not identify himself as Ra, otherwise Imperial diplomatic officers would start welcoming him and the mission would go astray). Remember, they have faked ID and forged documents and such.

In fact, when noticing Ra is a Goa'uld, the immigration officer would just ask, "are you here for business or vacation, Sir?" or such.

Anyway, Ra's used to sleeping in a sarcophagus, not a normal bed, so he might make a silly complaint about it.

It has to be luxurious hotels, then. A request for extra service, a lot of money, and people would stop wondering.

And the fact that he rarely sleeps in it alone.

Wouldn't they (Ra and girlfriend) suffocate by making love in sarchopagus?

I think having another Data joining the team would be great. I can write for him real easy, and the the team would benfit from his comical technobabbling.

Actually the reason why I came up with Data is for hacking purpose.. ;)

I'm thinking about having the Destructionators start doing their own thing. they will still report back to the Lady and have some standing orders from her, but many of them will want revenge!

How about they go renegade? I imagine the Destructionators would play important role in uncovering Khadem's corruption!

I'll come along.

(Today I have been rather busy rewiring the network in my house, and putting those damn ends on the cat5 is taking me more than a hour a piece. But I should be done pretty soon, and then I'll be back in the TGOD.)

How about more space battles? But remember, folks, the Alliance is the good guys, so they need to loose some battles to increase the "tense" factor. A good guy that always wins is boring! ;)

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

I wonder if we could work into the plot the idea that Lord Walper becomes obsessed/falls in love with Galadriel...that could be interesting. Could make for an interesting read, plus a weakness that might be exploited. Perhaps even an angle that might change him back into a "good" guy.

While I love the idea too, Ra would castrate me for proposing such thing since Galadriel is married! :P

PS: Once, of course, Lord Walper is returned from the void via Q's contrived break from existence within the TGOD. ;)

Yup. I would love to see the Borg back.

See, folks, that's why I insist the New Alliance should be weak. Imagine this; desperately pushed back by the A'Millans, the Alliance suddely relieved when the Borg comes to aid.

And I still hope a "background story" where the Ancient Guardians fucked the Borg some thousand years ago, and the Borg identifies them as "Species 0213" or something which is more horrible than Species 8472. See, I would love to see more ancient legends; some terror from the past. like in HP Lovecraft horror story. Cthulhu fhtagn!

Probably the Borg captured a seemingly helpless Sogg-Oth, tried to assimilate it, and everything went astray as the Guardians popped-up from their dimension and retaliated, and almost destroyed the entire Collective. But then the Borg learn something about the Guardians. Something really horrible but turned out can help the Alliance.

[Destructionator XV]

Who is allyed with whom right now? I admit that I am kinda lost asto who is good and bad right now.

Remember, Destructionator XIII is still with the Trolls.

Mind you, four arms is pretty much useless in masturbation since the creature still has one penis anyway.

But what if it is a HUGE penis, that takes multiple hands to cover it all?

But of course, it is based on the assumption that the four-armed creature has a single penis. To be frank, my assumption is pretty much weak, since I don't have the evidence regarding how many penises the creature actually has. Anyone?

There would be little biological advantage to a second penis that I can think of, so unless this creature was designed by an intellegent agent it would probably not have evolved multiple penises.

On the second thought, even if the creature only has a single penis, four arms could be useful since it can do extra many things while masturbation like operating the remote, washing the dishes, preparing dinner, or making sandwiches.

Correct. It can also be googling for more pr0n during the act without having to worry about sticking up his keyboard.


edit: Must.... not.... be desinsitzed... to sickl... twisted.. fuck!

[Ra]

Huh? You lost me on this one....

In the movie, Hunt goes down into the mainframe room. The Russian dude has to stay up there and lower him down from the air duct.

Mind you, four arms is pretty much useless in masturbation since the creature still has one penis anyway.

My assumption was for outright sex, not jerking off. You're KAN, for heaven's sake! Use your imagination! Think, Picard. THINK of the possibilities!

And don't forget he is, um, was Darth Kreshna's buddy, so he probably has many friends in high places despite his rank.

That's pretty much what I meant by high standing.

Ra wouldn't be a problem, since the Goa'uld is still an official ally to the Empire. If anything, the Imperial immigration officer would see him as Goa'uld tourist or such (or course Ra would not identify himself as Ra, otherwise Imperial diplomatic officers would start welcoming him and the mission would go astray). Remember, they have faked ID and forged documents and such.

In fact, when noticing Ra is a Goa'uld, the immigration officer would just ask, "are you here for business or vacation, Sir?" or such.

Gotcha.

Wouldn't they (Ra and girlfriend) suffocate by making love in sarchopagus?

No! If that was the case, Ra would suffocate in the damned thing when he slept! There has to be ventilation, probably a special air mixture for therapeutic purposes. But then again, I still wouldn't want to get in one after eating chili.

[Ra]

I wonder if we could work into the plot the idea that Lord Walper becomes obsessed/falls in love with Galadriel...that could be interesting. Could make for an interesting read, plus a weakness that might be exploited. Perhaps even an angle that might change him back into a "good" guy.

While I love the idea too, Ra would castrate me for proposing such thing since Galadriel is married! :P

An obsession or infatution is OK, but she wouldn't touch a Borg with a 10-meter poll. :P
- Ra

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

In the movie, Hunt goes down into the mainframe room. The Russian dude has to stay up there and lower him down from the air duct.

I don't remember much about the MI movies. See, I still prefer the TV series anyway.

Mind you, four arms is pretty much useless in masturbation since the creature still has one penis anyway.

My assumption was for outright sex, not jerking off. You're KAN, for heaven's sake! Use your imagination! Think, Picard. THINK of the possibilities!

Well I was actually thinking about outright sex, but the most thing I could ever imagine is nothing more than the four-armed AOTC bartender jacking off Captain Picard, Emperor Palpatine (ROTJ version), Yoda, and Dartzap; all simultaneously since the creature has four arms.

That's why I came up with the masturbatory idea instead, because masturbating while making sandwich has its own advantage; we wouldn't need jams or other kind of sandwich filler since we are producing it ourselves.

But ah, they still sound pretty lame. I'm sorry. My perv creativity has been pretty low; my imaginations have been pretty much mediocre recently. What happened to me? Why I'm not disgusting anymore? :(

That's pretty much what I meant by high standing.

Am I the only one here who thought you were talking about erection?

No! If that was the case, Ra would suffocate in the damned thing when he slept! There has to be ventilation, probably a special air mixture for therapeutic purposes. But then again, I still wouldn't want to get in one after eating chili.

Mind you, you don't breathe that much while sleeping. Making love, on the other hand, involves a lot of moaning and panting. In fact, it takes more stamina than sports, so you should need a damn good ventilation.

Who is allyed with whom right now? I admit that I am kinda lost asto who is good and bad right now.

You are basically alone, since the Trolls have allied with the Goa'ulds and the renegade faction of the Empire.

Actually, the New Alliance would welcome your membership. But you are under the influence of the Ancient Guardians (like the Centauri was in Babylone Five); hence your previous attack.

But don't worry, you're pretty powerful with Biolaser.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

On the second thought, even if the creature only has a single penis, four arms could be useful since it can do extra many things while masturbation like operating the remote, washing the dishes, preparing dinner, or making sandwiches.

Correct. It can also be googling for more pr0n during the act without having to worry about sticking up his keyboard.

I should be dammned for not thinking about it on the first place. Of course, being able to use computer while masturbating is a good thing. For instance, we can masturbate while writing a p0rn story.

I have to disagree with the keyboard, though. See, considering initial speed and trajecory, it would be unlikely to squirt to the keyboard. If anything, the component we should clean often is the monitor.


EDIT: Now I'm going to have some breakfast and then sleep. I guess you folks can go without me since not much thing to do by the Imperials (except of destroying and BDZing planets and duke it out with the Guardians). Besides, now Adam is holding the ball. Come on, make your post!

Happy STGODing, people!

[KAN sleepy & hungry]

Ghetto edit: folks, I still suggest to make the A'Millians powerful (more ships, Biolaser). Like I said, a powerful good guy that always win is boring. Besides, his faction has been the weakest, especially in our early engagements. Watcha' think?

[Ra]

@ Destructionator XV: I wanted to advance the plot a little, so I had the android ship arrive in the Naboo system. That OK?

[Destructionator XV]

@ Destructionator XV: I wanted to advance the plot a little, so I had the android ship arrive in the Naboo system. That OK?