My roommate takes gold silver and bronze in moron Olympics

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:10 pm

Hotfoot wrote:
Lastly the water thing, he could not understand the concept of mass some how and he believed that is what changed when i told him the equation for density.
...Check please.

My sentiments exactly. Were, pray tell, would the missing mass be going?
I mean I know there are scientific ignoramuses out there by the truckload but this is just mindboggling.
And it's not like the whole mass/volume/density thing is particularly complex.

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:28 pm

Another thing that throws me about Spanky is that he has a twin brother. Sounds horrifying, oh my god there are two of them, but his brother is well sane, well spoken, kind and has mannaged to find a mate. Spanky has single handedly screwed my perceptions of the nurture vs. nature debate. I'm starting to wonder if stupid just is and there is no logical explanation for it.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:32 pm

Identical or Fraternal?

Identical would be damn strange, but potentially proof of people who rebel for the sake of rebellion.

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:36 pm

Identical, but I do not think he is actually rebelling, it is nothing so organized it is as if he is simply an ass then again i cant really objectivly anaylize him anymore.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 3:16 am

One would probably have to get a good childhood history to find the beginnings of divergence. I don't imagine Sharkbait wants to make that particular sacrifice for science.

xBlackFlash · Post by **xBlackFlash** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:40 am

While it's probably true that not many women want anything to do with him, you know there's always going to be some whore about as dumb as he is who will want him..

That aside, this is the kind of stuff that makes me scared about when I go away for school..

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:35 am

xBlackFlash wrote:While it's probably true that not many women want anything to do with him, you know there's always going to be some whore about as dumb as he is who will want him..

That aside, this is the kind of stuff that makes me scared about when I go away for school..

Thing is, from what Bait tells me, I am pretty damn sure he is gay.

He is so deep in the closet, he is finding coal deposits

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:40 am

He is so deep in the closet, he is finding coal deposits

Nah, the high fantasy author in me reckons that he's having a nice long chat with a certain lion about overthrowing a witch and restoring peace and tranquility to the kingdom.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:07 am

Cynical Cat wrote:One would probably have to get a good childhood history to find the beginnings of divergence. I don't imagine Sharkbait wants to make that particular sacrifice for science.

I imagine it went something like this:

Evil Psychologist: "Ma'am, we'd like to do a Nature vs. Nurture experiment on your identical twin sons. One we will leave alone as a control. The other we will inject with Stupid Juice."
Mother: "Stupid Juice?"
Evil Psychologist: "Oh, don't worry. It's just a name. It's not actually what it sounds like."

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:44 pm

xBlackFlash wrote:While it's probably true that not many women want anything to do with him, you know there's always going to be some whore about as dumb as he is who will want him..

That aside, this is the kind of stuff that makes me scared about when I go away for school..

Actually thats the really really funny thing about all this, even the dumb whores dont want him. I've seen him shot down fairly spectacularly, but i'm not allowed to tell that story. And neither is anyone who knows it (CT, MAGI!)

Also don't worry too much about a bad roommate, I just have bad luck. All of my friends here have managed to have great roommates and infact they chose to stay roommates this year and next. I just did not know anyone last year so I was stuck wtih the person no one else wanted.

EDIT:

Now that the real Olympics are in full swing a really interesting debate has come up what are the colors of the Olympic rings, sounds fairly easy to determine the answer to this one just look at them. Yet according to spanky black is not one of the colors of the Olympic rings, yep that color in there that is well black is apparently not black really got to ask myselfÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ HOW no really how the hell do even hold on to this kind of stance. I mean fuck LOOK AT IT.

For added notes on colors look at this

and this
and this
and another one here
and one go grow on!!!!

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:21 pm

I'm guessing you have shown him pictures of the Olympic rings multiple times. How does he still manage to think one of the rings isn't black? And if it's not black, what color is it?

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:53 am

Yep shown it to him he thinks its supposed to be white. Don't ask me how he got that I'm as confused as you are.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:58 am

This guy reminds me of that Fedex commerical:

"We get Fringe Benefits, not French Benefits"

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:18 pm

Shark Bait wrote:Yep shown it to him he thinks its supposed to be white. Don't ask me how he got that I'm as confused as you are.

White?

That first page clearly states why the founder of the modern Olympics picked those colors and that the rings should be on a white background, meaning that one of the rings could not be white or it would not be visible. Yet he still persists?

I know, I know, he's an idiot. This is just beyond my comprehension, though. If we could get the inverse of his stupidity, he'd be able to power starships with the power of his mind or something. It's just boggling.

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:18 pm

If stupidity were water, I would be building an ark

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:35 pm

Shark Bait wrote:If stupidity were water, I would be building an ark

Kindly don't mention water when talking about this guy. I'm still recovering from that.
And what does he mean, 'supposed to be' white? As defined by whom? Apparently not the IOC.

Hydrogen obviously insn't in the running anymore.

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:20 pm

It is supposed to be white as defined by him because he has seen the olympics on tv he his an expert.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:32 pm

It is supposed to be white as defined by him because he has seen the olympics on tv he his an expert.

Well... to be fair...

If you hit the invert button it goes white...

But... no... just... no... does not compute

There's no excuse for that kind of idiocy.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:03 am

There is no reason this kid hasn't forgotten to breath by now Dakarne!

Either God truely loves idiots or the Demon Murphy hates humanity.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:16 am

There is no reason this kid hasn't forgotten to breath by now Dakarne!

Well... I guess the rest of his intelligence would raise a little if he stopped, but anger management and years of other random therapy have forced me to not desire an end to people's breathing... damnit. Fecking therapy.

Either God truely loves idiots or the Demon Murphy hates humanity.

This just reaffirms that the only one true god is actually a crossdressing straight guy called Irony. It's the only explanation.

Post by **B4UTRUST** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:52 pm

There was a story to that effect, title wise. God is an iron. The theory goes that a person who comits gluttony is a glutton and a person who commits a felony is a felon. So a person who commits irony is an iron. Thusly, god is an iron. ^_^

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