A rough guide to what Teenagers are saying

[Dartzap]

A rough guide to what the hell everyone is on about

Now we just need one for what those older, more senile people are saying.. :P

[Dartzap]

and: WooHoo! finally got the dressing to work first go! yay!!

[tumbletom]

I dont spek like that I swear!!!!

Really I use like 2 words out of that whole list "beast" and "buff" in conversation but super rarely.....

Though I really want to use the word "unass" :P

[zac naloen]

I've encountered maybe a third of those phrases...

[B4UTRUST]

I think they're mostly from the UK and that area. We American's who always slaughter the queen's english wouldn't know how to use such beautiful eliquent english if we were hung up by our yarballs. Our mastery of the cockney language is far inferior to these wonderful gents. Pip pip cheerio!

And to any people from the UK, no direct offense is made, as most of you do seem to speak proper english better then a decent portion of the US, but with gutter slang like this you have to wonder...

[Anonymous]

You call that classy? Then I tell you, that's the scum of the language; and frankly, it's a parallel of what AOL speech is doing to written English. Personally, I feel offended by AOL speech! If someone sends me an e-mail saying "how r u" instead of "How are you?" (and if you send me e-mails, please have something more to say, or if you want babble-chatting just state so): am I not enough important that you at least write to me normally, or try to?!


And... I found an updated way to write it: "133+ 5p34|<", unless this level of horror has already been proposed.

Jonathan

[xBlackFlash]

your mum - a comeback to a question or insult. An implied affront to one's mother, which may be taken as an ineffectual insult or may result in grievous bodily harm.


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