So... How Jedi are you??
How Jedi Are You?
#1 How Jedi Are You?
"If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world. They could face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus...." --Major Meredith on the "Emu War"
That's like dinosaurs!
That's like dinosaurs!
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Shark Bait
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wow what a shock I'm a sith lord.
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[img=left]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/ ... giite1.png[/img]"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
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"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
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"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
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Same here.Shark Bait wrote:wow what a shock I'm a sith lord.
I think we can let everyone guess who will eventually kill the other in his sleep...
"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution."
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There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
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I faked the entire scene to turn Anakin to the Dark Side.Dakarne wrote:And it still took help from a whining young brat with a blue lightsabre for your lightning to kill me. And my death was ambiguous enough for many fanfiction authors to resurrect me.
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The author is a traitorous Rebel supporter who rewrote history to make the Jedi scum seem strong!Dakarne wrote:I've read the novelisation...I faked the entire scene to turn Anakin to the Dark Side.
And no you bloody didn't!
Vaapad defeated Palpatine fair and square, mate.
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You are weak, Walper...The author is a traitorous Rebel supporter who rewrote history to make the Jedi scum seem strong!
The Dark Side will consume you, and destroy you. Your rage is a weakness and your power is no match for the power of the light, you blind fool!
*pulls out a single purple-bladed lightsabre*
Your obsession with the Dark-side and the Borg must be quashed, before you hurt yourself.
This party's over.
-Cute, but let's not hijack the thread with a TGOD.
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Blah blah blah. Sith Lord, Jedi Master, just remember that it was a Jedi Knight with a green lightsaber that made sure the prophecy was fulfilled and in general is one of the most kickass Jedi. He's also far less whiny than his father.
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Everybody is less whiny than his father. I'm not sure its physically possible to actually be more whiny than Anakin.Charon wrote:Blah blah blah. Sith Lord, Jedi Master, just remember that it was a Jedi Knight with a green lightsaber that made sure the prophecy was fulfilled and in general is one of the most kickass Jedi. He's also far less whiny than his father.
And
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'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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Yeah baby.
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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Yeah, I got Han too.Petrosjko wrote:
Yeah baby.
For the Firefly meme's (there are two of them that I have seen), on the older one, I got Capn Tightpants, and the newest one, I got the Operative.
"She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist."
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~Jean Paul Sartre, philosopher
#17
You two have fun with being Han. I'll be kicking butt and taking names with a lightsaber. Of course, you DO have a wookiee...
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#18
Yeah, but he always wants to win, selfish fuck.Charon wrote:You two have fun with being Han. I'll be kicking butt and taking names with a lightsaber. Of course, you DO have a wookiee...
That and he needs a shave.
"She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist."
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~Jean Paul Sartre, philosopher
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[jedi master]Jedi Knight, be careful not to forget your place.[/jedi master]You two have fun with being Han. I'll be kicking butt and taking names with a lightsaber.
By the FORCE... I decree that this party, is OVER!!!