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#1 How much are you worth?

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Go here: http://www.humanforsale.com
You are worth exactly $1,717,870 on Humanforsale.com
Odd...I'm worth more than I thought on the open market.
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You are worth exactly $1,271,244

I am worth less than Silver..hmmm, something has to change here. LOL
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I was starting to fill in the information until it started asking for a bunch of shit I had no clue on how to fill in. :?
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Robert Walper wrote:I was starting to fill in the information until it started asking for a bunch of shit I had no clue on how to fill in. :?
That makes two of us.
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It wouldn't let me do the test without joining their dating site.

Oh well, I know my liver has an insanely high value... to science.
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Petrosjko wrote:It wouldn't let me do the test without joining their dating site.
It would if you're willing to WAG the result but yes that WAS annoying.
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Petrosjko wrote:It wouldn't let me do the test without joining their dating site.
That put me off right away. I hate little "extras" like that...
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Eh, you don't actually join

you just throw on any old username and password, and some fake email

that's all I did, and it worked fine
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I am worth $1,627,830. I hope it was worth it.
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human for sale wrote:How many cavities do you have:
:shock: Now what's THAT supposed to mean?




EDIT: I am worth $1,821,760 on HumanForSale.com

Well I don't think it's worth the spammail would be flooding my account for sure. :P

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Gender:                 Male               $200,000 
Age:                    29                 $30,000 
Ethnicity:              Asian              $130,000 
Height:                 5'5               ($14,000) 
Weight:                 154 lbs.           $0 
Body Type:              Average            $0 
Hair Color:             Black              $5,000 
Eye Color:              Brown              $1,000 
Handed:                 Right              $5,000 
Body Hair:              A Little Hairy     $10,000 
Shoe Size:              7                  $0 
Bald:                   No                 $10,000 
20/20 Eyesight:         No                 $0 
Bra Size:               NA                 $0 
Cavities:               1-2                $1,000 
Athletic Ability:       Average            $35,000 
Attractiveness:         NA                 $100,000 
IQ:                     135                $195,030 
SAT Score:              NA                 $0 
HS GPA:                 3.3                $31,350 
Education:              Bachelor's Degree  $25,000 
Bilingual:              Yes                $10,000 
Income:                 NA                 $25,000 
Profession:             Technology         $0 
Alcohol:                Often              $0 
Smoker:                 Yes               ($50,000) 
Pot:                    No                 $10,000 
Drugs:                  No                 $10,000 
Exercise:               Occasionally       $5,000 
Divorced:               No                 $0 
Comitted Felony:        No                 $15,000 
Watch Television:       Seldom             $2,500 
Sexuality:              NA                 $25,000 
Style:                  Above Average      $45,000 
Artistic:               Above Average      $45,000 
Sense of Humor:         Above Average      $45,000 
Addictive Personality:  Yes               ($15,000) 
Give to Charity:        No                 $0 
Adult Content:          Seldom             $0 
Gamble:                 Never              $0 
Multiplier x2 
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You are worth exactly $2,081,456
Highest worth person here. MWUAHAHAHA
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Your fit, what do you expect?

Now after slogging through all that..looking with a blank stare at SAT scores and money...

You are worth exactly $1,776,086.

After I realised one option I selected was worth ALOT of minus(Anyone who knows me can guess which)..I am worth exactly $1,796,086
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Somebody posted this on another board I belong to a while ago. I couldn't be bothered filling out in then and I can't be bothered filling it out now. :|
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You are worth exactly $1,789,184
*sob*

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Such a loser ...
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