Dihydrogen Monoxide

The Morrigan · Post by **The Morrigan** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:45 am

As with most things which circulate the internet, I am probably the last person to hear about this site. However I thought I'd post it here in case I was only the second last:

Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division wrote:The controversy surrounding dihydrogen monoxide has never been more widely debated, and the goal of this site is to provide an unbiased data clearinghouse and a forum for public discussion.

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Josh · Post by **Josh** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:50 am

My god, I think I just drank some an hour ago...

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:42 am

Dihydrogen Monoxide FAQ wrote:What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?

in the production of beer by all the major beer distributors,

First I thought they're using it in Coca-Cola or such, but why, oh why it has to be BEER? It ain't fair, it ain't just fair.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:30 am

DHMO is perfectly safe if used in moderation. While it is highly addictive (to the point where prolonged withdrawal is inevitably terminal) it is entirely possible for the circumspect DHMO junkie to die of old age. As with most drugs it's OD's or impurities that account for most of the injuries and deaths.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:50 am

Of course, a DHMO apologist would show up before long. Whose payroll are YOU on, Bats?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:56 am

Petrosjko wrote:Of course, a DHMO apologist would show up before long. Whose payroll are YOU on, Bats?

Show me the study that proves me wrong. :P
Besides, by all means, stop taking it. Nobody's putting a gun to your head you know.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:10 am

Batman wrote:Besides, by all means, stop taking it. Nobody's putting a gun to your head you know.

*points to Testing*

Why do you think Ace killed me? It was over this very discussion.

I bet you're working for Coke. All their products are heavily laced with DHMO. In fact, it's practically the prime ingredient.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:41 am

Petrosjko wrote:
Batman wrote:Besides, by all means, stop taking it. Nobody's putting a gun to your head you know.
*points to Testing*
Why do you think Ace killed me? It was over this very discussion.

Somehow I doubt Ace is standing over your corpse STILL pointing than gun.
KAN, he's sick enough that he might do something like that, but Ace? I don't think so.

I bet you're working for Coke. All their products are heavily laced with DHMO. In fact, it's practically the prime ingredient.

Of course, DHMO is the prime ingredient in all beverages. I might be working for any of them. Valen, given that DHMO is the prime ingredient in people I might even be working for the Government

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:06 am

Batman wrote:I might even be working for the Government

I like you, Bats. Don't even joke about that. *crosses fingers in warding sign*

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:09 am

He's not kidding Bats, he winged me before I could explain that the part of the government I was working for was the department of defense.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:55 am

frigidmagi wrote:He's not kidding Bats, he winged me before I could explain that the part of the government I was working for was the department of defense.

Yeah, in the end I was glad I didn't doubletap you in the head after all. And you got me back last winter when you blew up my old apartment.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:02 am

Yeah, in the end I was glad I didn't doubletap you in the head after all. And you got me back last winter when you blew up my old apartment.

Was the principal of the matter you understand.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:16 am

Man, talk about paranoid.
You do realise everybody in a public service position is technically working for the government, right? Do I take this to mean that you shoot cops and firemen on sight?
Fun pointless factoid: DHMO is one of the few substances on the market where impurities can actually increase the effect on the user.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:49 am

I avoid the stuff like the plague. The only reason I ingest any at all is because it permeates just about everything these days.

Destructionator XV · Post by **Destructionator XV** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:37 pm

Arrgh. This is old. It might work on normal people, but seriously. Many of us are scientists or nerds. That means, we won't be fooled by chemical names.

The next thing will be them banning the process of chemismotic phosphorylation. OMG it uses duhydrogen monoxide!!1!!

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:38 pm

You do realise everybody in a public service position is technically working for the government, right? Do I take this to mean that you shoot cops and firemen on sight?

Bats over here police and firefighthers are not employees of the federal government, which is who he's talking about.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:59 am

Batman wrote:Man, talk about paranoid.

I don't know why my parents thought it would serve as a good middle name, but I have strived to live up to it.

Soontir948 · Post by **Soontir948** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:02 am

Oh my god! Why hasn't this been stopped yet? Why are there no outcries? Goddammit, do I have to rally people myself to get this banned? Fuck, I'm too lazy to do it. Maybe that's why there isn't any. Still this shit should be gone. I can't believe there are no outcries!

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:43 am

Soontir948 wrote:Oh my god! Why hasn't this been stopped yet? Why are there no outcries? Goddammit, do I have to rally people myself to get this banned? Fuck, I'm too lazy to do it. Maybe that's why there isn't any. Still this shit should be gone. I can't believe there are no outcries!

Apathy is the rule of the day. I would find it deplorable, if I could bring myself to care. *shrugs*

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:52 am

Stuff's perfectly harmless when used carefully, anyway. AND versatile.
Can heroine cool an engine? Can speed clean your windows? Will cocaine keep your drinks cold? DHMO can do all that and more!

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:14 am

Batman wrote:Stuff's perfectly harmless when used carefully, anyway. AND versatile.
Can heroine cool an engine? Can speed clean your windows? Will cocaine keep your drinks cold? DHMO can do all that and more!

Alright, last question then; would DHMO make a good mixture for lube? And what the harmful effect would be?

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:54 am

Batman wrote:Stuff's perfectly harmless when used carefully, anyway. AND versatile.
Can heroine cool an engine? Can speed clean your windows? Will cocaine keep your drinks cold? DHMO can do all that and more!

Okay, you're definitely a marketing hack. Takes one to know one. :P

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:25 am

Petrosjko wrote:
Batman wrote:Stuff's perfectly harmless when used carefully, anyway. AND versatile.
Can heroine cool an engine? Can speed clean your windows? Will cocaine keep your drinks cold? DHMO can do all that and more!
Okay, you're definitely a marketing hack. Takes one to know one. :P

I'm not. Heck, I don't even play one on TV. But that WAS the general tone I was going for :P

Ra · Post by Ra » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:40 am

OK, people, I'll put this shocking conspiracy to rest. DHMO is a unique chemical developed as part of the Goa'uld's plan to finally destroy the Tauri menace. When it starts to work, it germinates a baby Goa'uld on your spine. When said Goa'uld reaches maturity...

DHMO is also responsible for all those cattle manipulations. See, young Goa'uld can't grow inside a bovine host, so they escape through the liver, fucking up the cow as they do. They then slip into the rancher once he comes to investigate. We've also got the full cooperation of the UN in this matter.

Cheers.
- Ra

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:14 am

Ra wrote:DHMO is also responsible for all those cattle manipulations. See, young Goa'uld can't grow inside a bovine host, so they escape through the liver, fucking up the cow as they do. They then slip into the rancher once he comes to investigate. We've also got the full cooperation of the UN in this matter.

*coughs* Nice try. Why is it that everyone wants to attribute the cattle mutilations to their own faction? What's so sexy about butchering cows that everyone wants to claim it for their own?

The cattle mutilations are the result of Atlantean time travel experimentation. They seeded the cows of yore with marker DNA that they could lock onto in the distant past, and have been trying to pull them back in time ever since.

Shame that it sank their continent like that, though, and the resulting DHMO exposure killed most of the population.

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