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#1 LOTR,SW 'translations'

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An english translation of a chinese translation of a bootleg ROTS

Same thing for LOTR1

Same thing for LOTR2

FUNNY! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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How the hell do you get backstroke of the west from revenage of the Sith?
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Chinese translation of Revenge of the Sith..something, translation of the translation? who the fuck knows.

Its still the funniest thing besides the FOTR Captions.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I still think that 'backstroke' is derived from a combat maneuver, that ended up carrying a connotation of revenge in Chinese. Like 'riposte', essentially.
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Still, it sounded like the Chinese equivilant of a zampolit got ahold of the title translation. :)
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Ra wrote:Still, it sounded like the Chinese equivilant of a zampolit got ahold of the title translation. :)
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Petrosjko wrote:I still think that 'backstroke' is derived from a combat maneuver, that ended up carrying a connotation of revenge in Chinese. Like 'riposte', essentially.
So... am I the only one who thought 'backstroke' is some kind of unorthodox method of masturbation? :?
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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:So... am I the only one who thought 'backstroke' is some kind of unorthodox method of masturbation? :?
Yes.












GOTCHA AGAIN!
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Petrosjko wrote:GOTCHA AGAIN!
Great, just when I thought it IS possible to stroke the wang with the back of our hand... Damn you, people! :evil:


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