TGOD OOC Thread.

[Destructionator XV]

Oops... well, Galadriel once again saved the day, and gave my Goa'uldish self a scolding to boot.
- Ra

Goa'uld wimps. This is not the end.

"Victory... no, no. Not victory, Master Ra, begun, the big wars have."

Besides, aren't we supposed to have combat?

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Emperor Palpatine told me to give in to my hate!

I want to, I want to, I want to!

So I will use my powerful fleet to pwn some snake heads. They are asking for it.

Alright, enough radio chatter guys, and start fighting! 8-)

It's a three-sided battle. It would be cool. And the Trollish might want to participate as well. Where's Dartzap?

[Ra]

RADIO chatter? I just lost my biggest, baddest ally thanks to that CSM bastard and his meddling, and you call this RADIO chatter? I know when to try and save my own ass, thank ya very much.
- Ra

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

RADIO chatter? I just lost my biggest, baddest ally thanks to that CSM bastard and his meddling, and you call this RADIO chatter? I know when to try and save my own ass, thank ya very much.
- Ra

You cannot blame him, Ra. Everyone has their own vice. Even I still cannot stop smoking until now. :P

[Ra]

D XV, I didn't all kill your civilians, just a few in the initial bombardment. They got run out through the Stargate. Look for them on Earth.

Next time, don't put civilians on a contested world I'm hellbent on reclaiming.
- Ra

[Destructionator XV]

Meh. Either headquarters didn't get an accurate report (which would make sense because it is hard to count civilian deaths while in a big battle) or Khardem has agents feeding propaganda to them to incite interstellar war.

Both are reasonable, both explain the continuity error, and both are more interesting than a retcon, so I'll stick with one of them.

[Ra]

Agreed. Khardem's a sneaky sunuvagun, so he'll be brewing up lies left and right.
- Ra

[Destructionator XV]

I did not bring civilians to a contested planet! They were already there.

Blame Apophis, not me!

:-P

[Ra]

I thought you started "growing" civilians using some of Khardem's evildoings, not just subverting Baal's citizens. Maybe I should go back and reread some of that stuff. :?

And anyway, I blame Pops for everything.
- Ra

EDIT: D'oh! I just sent all of Baal's citizens to EARTH?! What the fuck was I thinking? Anyway, since they're all Baal's folks anyway, why the hell are we in such a big stink over it?

Jack is gonna be so pissed...

[Dartzap]

:scratch Sorry, I was bust last night I shall go and have a looksee at whats happening.. see what Mr Happy can do with Sparky and Mister Giggles here...

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

see what Mr Happy can do with Sparky and Mister Giggles here...

WHAT are you implying, actually?

[Dartzap]

I shoulda known that you'd think that.. :P

well, I've made a rather long post to it, with hardly any mistakes, and it was all a Conversation! i'm so glad im no good at these damn things, I'm never able to keep to one subject!

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

I shoulda known that you'd think that.. :P

Then explain, how would anyone NOT thinking about PENIS after your last shenanigan with the costum official.... :P

well, I've made a rather long post to it, with hardly any mistakes, abnd it wall a Conversation! i'm so glad im no good at these damn thinhs, I'm never able to keep to one subject!

Alright, you've just devised a super battleship could engage an Eclipse... I'm sure the Goa'ulds and the A'millians would not stand still. The arms race has just begin! :P

I thought you guys are supposed to be the Army of Lights here... :(

[Dartzap]

.. You have never heared of a Cold War have you?

Think of it like this, one fleet cannot do anything without the other bringing out the big guns, the same is in affect for the others. Standstill apart from Spys and Subterfuge.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

.. You have never heared of a Cold War have you?

Think of it like this, one fleet cannot do anything without the other bringing out the big guns, the same is in affect for the others. Standstill apart from Spys and Subterfuge.

Well actually I'm thinking about something like Babylon Five, where the Empire and the Guardians duking it out in the background, while the minor powers, being good guys they are, trying so hard to stop the clash of the titans that would destroy the entire universe. :(

And don't worry, the Renegade Imperials will be back, provided Ra or Galadriel could convince McKenzie that Darth Kreshna is wrong (not THAT kind of 'wrong'. Well, that too, but you know what I mean.. :P ). Remember, McKenzie is an Imperial citizen; and a soldier as well. It has to be concinving for him to defect.

By the way, Dartzap, you haven't mentioned the shape of your uber-ship... Perhaps a little bit cylindrical, with twin spheres at its base? ;)




EDIT: Alright, throughout the TGOD, haven't anyone notice that Dartzap has been using the word "stick" repeatedly, and Ra has been using the words "bents over" even more often?

[Dartzap]

Fuck no, I've heared of the B5 planet killer and how it's defenceless :P



I'll get round to it all later.. need some insperation,

Anywhoo, The Trollish Fleet has.. something of a surprise for the Guardians.

Lets just say they've taken the remote control tech to a whole new level, shall we?

BTW. The Trolls, unless really needed to, probably wont start offensive missions proper until the endgame, where thousands of ships will be quite the sight for sore eyes..

[Ra]

Wanking my forces, huh? How is 500 Ha'taks versus less than a dozen bioships wanking? You've realize that my fleet is vast, and a single Ha'tak has canonically been shown to operate with a crew as small as five or six people (SG-1 commandeered one of Pop's Ha'taks, and didn't need any other crew to operate it). And I wouldn't call that battle a slaughter.

With my 500 Ha'taks, add to that Baal's nearly 200, and the mothership. Oh, and add to that the fact that Baal had been wearing down the Guardian and A'millian fleets for a long time before I showed up. You should be inpressed that about eight of the damn bioships could take that many enemies on and stand a chance. Hell, they disabled the mothership, and took out over 100 Ha'taks (counting both my and Baal's losses). Wank, he says. Slaughter. *grumbles*

Strength in numbers is not wank. It's called Soviet battle tactics. :P
- Ra

[Destructionator XV]

KAN: Do the guardians have any ground creatures besides Khardem?

As you can probably tell, I want to have the Lady hand to hand fight some guardian beast that doesn't want her knowing the truth. If the guardians don't have any ground creatures, I'll make something else up.

[Ra]

Oh hell no, KAN! If anyone kisses the Elf, it's me.
- Ra

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Wanking my forces, huh? How is 500 Ha'taks versus less than a dozen bioships wanking? You've realize that my fleet is vast, and a single Ha'tak has canonically been shown to operate with a crew as small as five or six people (SG-1 commandeered one of Pop's Ha'taks, and didn't need any other crew to operate it). And I wouldn't call that battle a slaughter.

With my 500 Ha'taks, add to that Baal's nearly 200, and the mothership. Oh, and add to that the fact that Baal had been wearing down the Guardian and A'millian fleets for a long time before I showed up. You should be inpressed that about eight of the damn bioships could take that many enemies on and stand a chance. Hell, they disabled the mothership, and took out over 100 Ha'taks (counting both my and Baal's losses). Wank, he says. Slaughter. *grumbles*

Strength in numbers is not wank. It's called Soviet battle tactics. :P
- Ra

Aw come on, Ra! My intention was the Guardians were *more* than a dozen so the Empire chose to escape. Indeed, a guardian vessel equals two Star Destroyers, but there were twenty SDs plus an Eclipse. In mass alone, the Eclipse is worth thousands of Star Destroyers! ;)

Well, but it has been ret-conned now. Don't worry, someone like Captain (now Admiral) Stern could be a coward. I remember reading an ST v SW fanfic where it implies that Bobba Fett is actually a coward behind his mask (The Travelling Conflict by Brandon Butler).

KAN: Do the guardians have any ground creatures besides Khardem?

As you can probably tell, I want to have the Lady hand to hand fight some guardian beast that doesn't want her knowing the truth. If the guardians don't have any ground creatures, I'll make something else up.

Yes, they have the Sogh-Oth (remember HP Lovecraft: Soggoth!); a blobbish, gelatinous, and morphing creation without no real form whatsoever. Remember they're basically immune to projectiles due to their 'liquid' nature.

However, I didn't quite understand your post. Where is Lady Adam and what she's up to?

[Adam from work]

She is investigating an ancient outpost found on a remote planet. I ended the post with something... evil... coming up behind her.

This outpost was built by ancients (more like the SG-1 ancients, or possibly the guardians when they were benevolent) and it was buried on this planet. When the bioships destroyed all life on this planet, the outpost was revealed, and now the Lady is checking it out, alone.

She is going to know most the truth here, but is going to have a bitch of a time getting this information back home.

And if this doesn't make sense its because I am making it up as I go.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

I ended the post with something... evil... coming up behind her....

....with HUGEMONGOUS BULGE on it?

This outpost was built by ancients (more like the SG-1 ancients, or possibly the guardians when they were benevolent) and it was buried on this planet. When the bioships destroyed all life on this planet, the outpost was revealed, and now the Lady is checking it out, alone.

Hmmm.. Probably, although I'm still not sure how the outpost could have computers. The Guardians are supernatural-biological.

She is going to know most the truth here, but is going to have a bitch of a time getting this information back home.

And if this doesn't make sense its because I am making it up as I go.

You better consult with Ra as well. I gave him some general storyline, although it contains spoilers. Beware! ;)

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Alright, a little bit STGOD parody spinoff....

"Let me look inside your soul, possessed one."

*Galadriel then grabs onto Darth Kreshna's.

"Ow, ow! Stop grabbing me right there!!"

[Ra]

And to continue the spinoff...

Ra kisses deeply into Darth Kreshna's mouth with incredible amount of passion.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

And to continue the spinoff...

Ra kisses deeply into Darth Kreshna's mouth with incredible amount of passion.

"NOOOOO!!!!!"

Several Star Destroyers explode as the Phoenix goes