Oh, I seriously doubt at 200+lbs I'm in danger of that any time soon...Shark Bait wrote:I hate it when that happens, next thing you know everyone starts yelling at you that your too skinny and so on and on.
I'm not wearing underwear today
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Oh sorry speaking from experience of being a scrawny little thing in an italian household.
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Alternately, I'm a 6'2 Northern English/Irish/Scottish lad built like a tank and weighing a wee bit too much for my liking. A lad should not have tits this big!Shark Bait wrote:Oh sorry speaking from experience of being a scrawny little thing in an italian household.
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Tell me about it. You're always either too skinny or overweight.Shark Bait wrote:I hate it when that happens, next thing you know everyone starts yelling at you that your too skinny and so on and on.
And frankly if frigid was that sensitive he by all rights ought to be dead by now given the stuff KAN is wont to post.
There's a difference between you dangling your wang in his face in the Real World(TM) and her Ladyship merely posting about Nit doing it in their bedroom.
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Eh CT has larger breasts than my ex girlfriend...Narsil wrote:Alternately, I'm a 6'2 Northern English/Irish/Scottish lad built like a tank and weighing a wee bit too much for my liking. A lad should not have tits this big!
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I can provide NItrams dimensions. Would that be too much information?frigidmagi wrote:Tev, dear, sweetheart... I've had a long night and a long day, can you please refrain from handing out way to much information please?
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"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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yep
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test in chemistry today, no underwear!
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I'd like to know how you know Nitram's dimensions....Ace Pace wrote:I can provide NItrams dimensions. Would that be too much information?frigidmagi wrote:Tev, dear, sweetheart... I've had a long night and a long day, can you please refrain from handing out way to much information please?
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You posted them. In HoS.LadyTevar wrote:I'd like to know how you know Nitram's dimensions....Ace Pace wrote:I can provide NItrams dimensions. Would that be too much information?frigidmagi wrote:Tev, dear, sweetheart... I've had a long night and a long day, can you please refrain from handing out way to much information please?
They were also enshrined in a FUQ.
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Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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I will stab you in the face...Shark Bait wrote:Eh CT has larger breasts than my ex girlfriend...Narsil wrote:Alternately, I'm a 6'2 Northern English/Irish/Scottish lad built like a tank and weighing a wee bit too much for my liking. A lad should not have tits this big!
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With your man boobs?Comrade Tortoise wrote:I will stab you in the face...Shark Bait wrote:Eh CT has larger breasts than my ex girlfriend...Narsil wrote:Alternately, I'm a 6'2 Northern English/Irish/Scottish lad built like a tank and weighing a wee bit too much for my liking. A lad should not have tits this big!
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Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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I'd like to see you try, I carry larger knives... constantly.Comrade Tortoise wrote:I will stab you in the face...Shark Bait wrote:Eh CT has larger breasts than my ex girlfriend...Narsil wrote:Alternately, I'm a 6'2 Northern English/Irish/Scottish lad built like a tank and weighing a wee bit too much for my liking. A lad should not have tits this big!
@ace pace
actually they are more of bludgeoning weapons if ya think about it...
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Oh bloody hell. I forgot that.Ace Pace wrote:You posted them. In HoS.LadyTevar wrote:I'd like to know how you know Nitram's dimensions....Ace Pace wrote: I can provide NItrams dimensions. Would that be too much information?
They were also enshrined in a FUQ.
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LadyTevar wrote:Oh bloody hell. I forgot that.Ace Pace wrote:You posted them. In HoS.LadyTevar wrote: I'd like to know how you know Nitram's dimensions....
They were also enshrined in a FUQ.
To which I replied:
Einhander Sn0m4n: Mine's longer ;)
Darth Garden Gnome: *monocle falls into nearby glass of water*
I dare say, have you just challenged Nitram's manhood?
SirNitram: He is longer. Mine is wider. By calculating the volumetric displacement, we're about
the same.
Besides, should I feel challenged? Ein fucks men. I fuck women. There's not much chance for
competition, with the exception of Rye.
This is the end, when we apply rational debating to dicks.
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Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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*snicker, snerk*
Only in Sdnet can you have such a logical commentary on the subject of dicks.
Hell, in ARSE once someone posted about using a kit to make his girlfriend a dildo of his erect cock for her to use while he was gone.
Only in Sdnet can you have such a logical commentary on the subject of dicks.
Hell, in ARSE once someone posted about using a kit to make his girlfriend a dildo of his erect cock for her to use while he was gone.
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Quite. I wonder where he got it... Ahem!
ANYWAY! Back on topic... considering that I have two kittens around the house, I wear shorts most days for safety. And that's it... with visitors around? I do suppose I'd put on a shirt. Too hot for much more though... Of course, if a certain highly attractive female showed up at my door...
ANYWAY! Back on topic... considering that I have two kittens around the house, I wear shorts most days for safety. And that's it... with visitors around? I do suppose I'd put on a shirt. Too hot for much more though... Of course, if a certain highly attractive female showed up at my door...
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If that certain female showed up at your door, we'd not see either of you for the rest of the week
Oh, and you can find those kits at the best-stocked Adult Stores.
Oh, and you can find those kits at the best-stocked Adult Stores.
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Had to take a walk to the store today, got stopped by a nice lady asking how I could stand walking arround during the hottest part of the day wearing long pants, black shirt, and a black felt hat... I just didn't have the heart to tell her the truth, its cause I was not wearing underwear...
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To clear things up, I was not dangling my wang; I was waggling my wang while practicing ventriloquism.Batman wrote:There's a difference between you dangling your wang in his face in the Real World(TM) and her Ladyship merely posting about Nit doing it in their bedroom.
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