Librium Arcana User Quotes thread.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:01 am

Ace Pace wrote:
Comrade Tortoise wrote:
Shark Bait wrote: Eh CT has larger breasts than my ex girlfriend...
I will stab you in the face...
With your man boobs?

From the 'Underwear' thread.

Post by **B4UTRUST** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:23 pm

Out of context theather returns!

shark42bait: also fun! hey bring me in under the table i'll take it slow and be real careful

Rukia · Post by **Rukia** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:39 pm

shark42bait: hehe i should put this in FUQ
shark42bait: its from magi and i talking about the prostitution thread
shark42bait: shark42bait (6:33:47 PM): um does no one take into account the cost of running back ground checks and how it can take up to a week easily?
magithis (6:34:23 PM): I have to wait 2 days to get a gun, you can wait 2 days to get laid.
shark42bait (6:34:44 PM): some of us can wait even longer...
magithis (6:35:48 PM): I KNOW.
shark42bait (6:36:13 PM): hehe your gonna hit me now arent ya?
magithis (6:36:22 PM): ...No.
magithis (6:36:27 PM): But I want to.
shark42bait: actually in hind sight no i should not put that in the thread he would kill me
shark42bait: very quickly
shark42bait: yeah let us never speak of this again...
TorridPixieSpaz: lol

shark42bait: seriously i dont need any more threats to my life and well being, i think i do a good enough job on my own
TorridPixieSpaz: *sneezes and pushes the submit button*
TorridPixieSpaz: ooops
shark42bait: oh shit...
TorridPixieSpaz: -_-u
shark42bait: you just signed my death warrent woman
shark42bait: oh fuck.....
shark42bait: seriously he's probably not gonna be pleased with me

Rukia · Post by **Rukia** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:03 pm

TorridPixieSpaz: brb Sean Connery
TorridPixieSpaz: sorry
TorridPixieSpaz: back
BraidedShinigami: uh huh
BraidedShinigami: I understand
BraidedShinigami: I'm not a sexy dinosaur
TorridPixieSpaz: ..............

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:18 pm

BraidedShinigami: "Alright, to put this in hiver terms we just dissed those fools and now they gonna be up and be all agro on our asses. So we need to be out back to the space shizzy and get our think on. Then we needs to get ourselves some gats and cap dem foos."
Nitram Tahalshia: 'Sir, I'm authorized to shoot you for talking like that. I only have to fill out a form. I brought the form. And the pen.'

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:20 pm

BraidedShinigami: apparently I'm about to be fuqed :-(
TeamhairTahal: And not even kissed first
BraidedShinigami: indeed
BraidedShinigami: ah well, she'll get hers when I go see her ;-)
TeamhairTahal: Promises, promises.
TeamhairTahal: C&Ps
BraidedShinigami: ><

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:36 am

Daniel MacFarlane: ... I manage 'amused', so it's better than being emo at least
Ra: EmO yUo CaN't LeT tHe EeEeEvAl PrIcKs SeE yUoR wEaKnEsS!!!
Ra: I mIgHt As WeLl SlAsH mY wRiSt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel MacFarlane: I generally turn all of my emotional scarring into wry commentary, heh
Daniel MacFarlane: How? Not sure, runs in the family.
Ra: AnD pOsT iN mY lIvEjOuRnAl!
Daniel MacFarlane: Livejournal, nay I shall sing it from the rooftops!
Ra:
Daniel MacFarlane: and be shot by the RSPCA since they incorrectly assumed me to be a dying animal

Rukia · Post by **Rukia** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:45 pm

shark42bait: you are evil...
shark42bait: i admire that in a woman....
TorridPixieSpaz: sweet
shark42bait: oh i'll get my reveng one day...
TorridPixieSpaz: lookin forward ot it
TorridPixieSpaz: *grin*
shark42bait: wow like the new sig quote...
TorridPixieSpaz: ^.^
shark42bait: i see you are lureing more hapless victems in...
shark42bait: your like the praying mantis of the message board...
TorridPixieSpaz: lol
TorridPixieSpaz: thus my evilness is insured
shark42bait: you keep lureing unsuspecting young men to their doom...
TorridPixieSpaz: wouldn't that make me a black widow?
shark42bait: no black widdows sometimes let the males get away if they buy them things, praying mantis males get eaten during the act of procreation...
TorridPixieSpaz: *snerk*
shark42bait: besides praying mantis came to mind because that is often how CT describes my love life,
TorridPixieSpaz: awww
shark42bait: the male praying mantis litterally cannot ejaculate unless the female bites it's head off killing it... CT things that one day something like that will happen to me, i will be killed in bed by my girlfriend or wife and sadly he has evidence to back up his clame
TorridPixieSpaz: .....

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:21 pm

From conversation with B4

BraidedShinigami (7:27:12 PM): dude
BraidedShinigami (7:27:17 PM): do yourself a favor
BraidedShinigami (7:27:20 PM): just become gay
BraidedShinigami (7:27:23 PM): it's gotta be less painful

now one from Frigidmagi

Nothing convinces a guy not to loot your stuff like setting him on fire.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:46 pm

ChatRoom wrote:[Charon] 7:39 pm: Wait a minute. What do you mean have to work to have a conversation with me?
[LadyTevar] 7:39 pm: For Bats, I just purr in his ear
[LadyTevar] 7:40 pm: For you, I have to be intelligent, and come up with things you'd like to talk about
LadyTevar purrs in Charon's ear
[Charon] 7:40 pm: Like boobies.
Charon shivers.
LadyTevar nips Charon's ear
[Batman] 7:41 pm: You know m'lady I'm half inclined to ignore your purring just to see how you deal with it.
Charon gnashes teeth, refusing to melt.
[LadyTevar] 7:42 pm: I escalate, Bats... like I am with Charon
LadyTevar places tiny little bites down Charon's neck, to where it joins his shoulder
Charon brain shuts down, goes into emergancy restart. Simply stands there with a glazed over look for awhile.
[Batman] 7:44 pm: Still beats being a puddle on the floor in my book.
[LadyTevar] 7:44 pm: Well, Bats, I can always escalate to the old standby...
Charon goes to tell Nit to get a hold on his wife again because she's trying to once more build a cult of suicidally
faithful worshippers.
LadyTevar flashes tits at Batman
[libarc]: Batman has left at 7:45 pm
[Charon] 7:45 pm: lol

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:28 pm

shark42bait: *tackles, nibbles ben* woof woof i'm a cow!
AIIFHarbinger: wtf!
shark42bait: *jabbs two tooth picks into ben* I am a french fry!
shark42bait: no wait your not a philosphy major
AIIFHarbinger: lol
shark42bait: studying chem sucks
AIIFHarbinger: ah, now the world makes sense
shark42bait: guess what i've been doing all day
AIIFHarbinger: chem?
shark42bait: yep...
shark42bait: I am lizard boy OINK! *pokes*
AIIFHarbinger: you are a strange one
shark42bait: i realized that arround noon when i started having erotic fantasys involving wave equations...
AIIFHarbinger: ...
shark42bait: hehe now thats good one for FUQ!
AIIFHarbinger: yeah, it is

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:42 pm

Nitram Tahalshia (7:39:56 PM): Asking, say, the average Parisian to not be an arrogant, condescending ass is to ask water to hover in the air.

magithis (7:40:19 PM): Doesn't it do that when in fog form?

Nitram Tahalshia (7:40:25 PM): ....shut up.

haha!

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:52 pm

From LibArc Chat:

[Charon] 10:45 am: I continue to put blame on Russel's shoulders for the lag.
[KAN] 10:46 am: shoulders? Why not testicles?
[Shark Bait] 10:46 am: ok i accept that
[Charon] 10:46 am: Because his testacles are too small to hold the burden.
[Shark Bait] 10:48 am: thats not what you said last night...
[Charon] 10:48 am: Are you mistaking me for magi again?

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:23 am

ImperialFeline (12:15:48 AM): btw, what do you think of my addition to my sig.
ImperialFeline (12:18:11 AM): And can you talk to the rest of the admins about having Fox News as a recommended site on the front page? Its really embarrassing.
BraidedShinigami (12:18:22 AM): oh the caz thing?
ImperialFeline (12:18:28 AM): Yes.
BraidedShinigami (12:18:29 AM): we have fox as a recommended site?
ImperialFeline (12:18:33 AM): yes
BraidedShinigami (12:18:36 AM): who the fuck put that there?!
ImperialFeline (12:18:43 AM): Fucked if I know.
BraidedShinigami (12:18:45 AM): wait, it was allen
BraidedShinigami (12:18:48 AM): nevermind
BraidedShinigami (12:18:55 AM): I'll pm him a hatergram
ImperialFeline (12:20:08 AM): You avoided commenting on the sig. Is that because you love Osama?
BraidedShinigami (12:21:31 AM): No it's because I realize there's a better choice then Caz
ImperialFeline (12:21:53 AM): So you do hate America.
BraidedShinigami (12:22:21 AM): Yes, I hate america

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:16 am

magithis: You godless-commie-nazi-terrorist-religious-extremist bastard.

BraidedShinigami: What was that you twinkle-toed piece of commie shit?

magithis: I know the Chair-Force flight crew ass kisser isn't questioning the loyality of a front line combat troop. :-P

BraidedShinigami: You didn't just go there you pole smoking, butt spelunking navy wannabe

magithis: Oh I went there, tapped all the good looking women there had a smoke and drank all your beer, what you gonna do about it... commie?

BraidedShinigami: Call you a bold-faced lying son of a bitch you two-faced cock-mongler. There are no good looking AF chicks

magithis: All the flight crew ass you kissed and dick you sucked must have ruined your poor chair force eyesight, but then we all know that commie-nazi-terrorist prefer goats, what'a a matter none of them hairy enough for ya?

BraidedShinigami: Your death will come upon swift wings and shall be long and painful. Hell will seem a comfort compared to what I will do to you...

BraidedShinigami: pinko

magithis: What you're going to move in with me? Commie.

And we are actually rather friendly to each other imagine if one of us decides he hates you...

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:14 am

shark42bait: you have sworn to me sworn on your honor and on your life do not dissapoint me....
AIIFHarbinger: ok...
AIIFHarbinger: (I am confused)
shark42bait: for the love of god man dont you see... the world has forgotten how to make a martini!
shark42bait: i blame the russians
AIIFHarbinger: ...
shark42bait: where does vodka come from?
AIIFHarbinger: Russian potatos
shark42bait: and where does gin come from?
shark42bait: (english juniper berries) now who would you rather be allies with? buncha fucking commie pinko bastards
shark42bait: or the limies?
AIIFHarbinger: hmm... I am going to have to go with the limies
shark42bait: personally i'll take the limey wankers too NOW consider the rammifications on our world do you want all bars in america slowly turning to dens of communisim?
shark42bait: to hell with that rot keep the martini the way god intended
shark42bait: vermouth and gin
shark42bait: maybe a little olive juice to make it a dirty martini but NO fucking vodka and apple syrup is not a martini
AIIFHarbinger: hehehehe
AIIFHarbinger: *FUQs this cinversation*
shark42bait: this is no laughing matter we are dealing with issues of life death and communism the very foundation of our society is in danger!
AIIFHarbinger: Indeed. Those damn Ruskies need to be stopped. Where is a certain Czech surgeon when we need him

Scottish Ninja · Post by **Scottish Ninja** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:34 pm

Sir Daniel-James MacFarlane (I wish) says:
Is this the real life?
Sir Daniel-James MacFarlane (I wish) says:
Is this just fantasy?
Scottish Ninja says:
I'm asleep and this is a random dream. You don't exist.
Sir Daniel-James MacFarlane (I wish) says:
Oh, but are you just imagining that?
Scottish Ninja says:
...
Scottish Ninja says:
...damn you.
Sir Daniel-James MacFarlane (I wish) says:
*never* try to mindfuck me.

I lose at the Internet.

Rukia · Post by **Rukia** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:59 pm

shark42bait: perhaps my cross dressing days should not be over...
TorridPixieSpaz: *forehead smack*
shark42bait: i'm kidding i'm kidding
TorridPixieSpaz: uh huh sure but it's still not gonna save you
shark42bait: yeah probably cross dresssing is not something youc an walk away from like that. i'm willing to bet that at my weeding reception jack will stand up and give a toast and say "yeah i remember whtat time you wore my sister's skirt, let me tell ya folks about that"

is there pics of this floating around somewhere?

Scottish Ninja · Post by **Scottish Ninja** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:37 pm

An interesting exchange just now...

Me: We should switch away from Earthlink.

My Dad: How come?

Me: It was founded by Scientologists. They kill people. And steal their money.

My Dad: Do they? So do lots of other people.

Rukia · Post by **Rukia** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:06 pm

My little Brother wrote: Don't eat it suck it... You don't bite it you suck it.

My little brother informing me of how to 'eat' my popcicle

Hashava · Post by **Hashava** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:24 am

Hadass אומר/ת: so that means u do want to hear me?
Hadass אומר/ת: no, hadass
chrisdemeyere.be אומר/ת: wait, who are you ?
Hadass אומר/ת: im me, duh
Hadass אומר/ת: ^^
chrisdemeyere.be אומר/ת: how odd!
chrisdemeyere.be אומר/ת: so am i!
Hadass אומר/ת: were the same person
chrisdemeyere.be אומר/ת: or ARE we?
chrisdemeyere.be אומר/ת: i'm me, you are you
Hadass אומר/ת: no, its the opposite!
Hadass אומר/ת: * I * am me, and YOU are you!!!!!!!!

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:09 pm

Pcm discusses his advanced dancing skills.

Or lack thereof.

pcm979: I am a black hole of boogie.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:12 am

magithis (4:07:17 AM): "All Daleks cease advance!" Alpha commanded. "Secure perimeter and disarm all Kaled troops immediately! Neutralize all resistance! There will be no genocide! No genocide!"
magithis (4:07:33 AM): BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...WHOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
magithis (4:07:38 AM): Sorry just burst out.
ImperialFeline (4:07:55 AM): Yeah, not exactly standard Dalek fair.
magithis (4:10:05 AM): Damn it! Bad Cat! BAD! You're not suppose to make me feel sorry for Daleks!
ImperialFeline (4:10:17 AM): YES!!!!!
magithis (4:10:44 AM): To the garage with ye BAD CAT!

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:17 pm

magithis: I am, no worries I'm sharing the bla.. Credit with you. Yeah Credit, that's it..
magithis: Hotfoot wants to know your mailing address so he can thank you properly. Isn't that nice?

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:16 pm

Nitram Tahalshia: *Beats you with a Kender*
DarekSilver001: ACK! my wallet!
DarekSilver001: my keys!
DarekSilver001: hey, give me back my spellbook!
Nitram Tahalshia: *WHACK, WHACK* Where's the goddamn porn?!
DarekSilver001: It's in the secondary harddrive! It's yours, Take it take it!
DarekSilver001: -rips off the external harddrive and thrusts it into the kender's hands-
Nitram Tahalshia: Okay, short stuff. Let's go find a boss to do this to!
DarekSilver001: LOL
DarekSilver001: do it to Adena..
DarekSilver001: he'll steal her breastplate!
Nitram Tahalshia: I'm more thinking after a few hits, Thog will go 'Okay.. Where was she concealing this, and should I wash it off?'

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