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Note to self: Get Goblin sorceress' contact info before we all return home.
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FYI: there were SEVERAL Dragonlance videogames, a early NES sidescrolling/RPG, along with not a few Dragonlance DOS games for the older computer systems.

So yes, the Kender could be there, and it's not pulling from another medium.
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AUGH KENDER.

I seriously fear Kender more than I do Nullcron.
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You just need to keep the kender busy. Of course, keeping them busy is indeed the hard part.

Also, do not have small items on your person, because they won't be there anymore.
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Charon wrote:You just need to keep the kender busy. Of course, keeping them busy is indeed the hard part.

Also, do not have small items on your person, because they won't be there anymore.
Tat's not hard... the Dark Riders took everything we had and put it there with the Kender. :roll:
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Dark Silver wrote:FYI: there were SEVERAL Dragonlance videogames, a early NES sidescrolling/RPG, along with not a few Dragonlance DOS games for the older computer systems.

So yes, the Kender could be there, and it's not pulling from another medium.
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You couldn't tell it was Tass already?

Dude, I saw "with a bright red topknot, brillant blue leggings, and sevral bulging pouches..." and figured it out.
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I just read the posts...
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The next person who asks me what Enterprise it is, I will throw you in the fucking Warp Core and laugh as your body becomes part of the EPS grid.

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So things you will find out without my having to post it int he IC

* The Replicators make REAL food and drink, including real alcohol, no synthohol.

* This is the VG version of the ship, which means no malfunctioning computers, exploding consoles, malfunctioning deadly holodecks, etc etc etc. In othrwords, forget all the cliche things you say on TNG.

* The next person who makes a smartassed comment about a exploding warp core/dying in the holodeck, just signed thier life away, got it?

* Your Stateroom is a dorm setup, you have a living area, kitchen and shared replicator, along with dining area all furnished similar to what you may see in TNG, your bathrooms are seperate, complete with sonic/water showers and baths, along with proper facilities, and the bedrooms are two per, with queen sized beds.
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lol
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When can we go home? :-D

Or do we get our 'powerup' first?
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Nitwit... that's what you get for no posting last night.. or the night before... when I was willing to RP and asking you to RP with me :razz:

So, no Cuddles for Albert! All you get is a good view of her lying on the bed, towel falling off... and in a deep, exhausted sleep with hollows under her eyes from all the crying :twisted:
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Damn... someone just got faced.... not pointing elbows or anything *jabs Nit with her elbow*
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That's ok Nit. You can talk to Matt...

No, wait. Matt's passed out from exhaustion in the medbay waiting room right now...

Nevermind. :grin:
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I just pawned the living hurricane off on the holodeck. I am available.
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Just for shits and giggles added a picture of what Matthew looks like to my character profile.
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CT, I have seen SCA Melee, and 5 oppenents with different weapons against One Man with a staff is a MASSACRE.

The computer is taking it WAAAAAY too easy on you, because there is no way Elwyn/Justin is that good.
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*Reads CT's latest post*

I'm sorry... what?! A fucking gamer geek just dodged a crossbow bolt, swung a quaterstaff hard enough to break a charging horses leg and was only put down on one knee, where he proceeded to redirect an attack from a zweihander and then hit the guy so hard that his brains got splattered?

I see two problems with this. One, when the hell did your guy begin having absolutely no problems with seeing dead people, let alone splattering their brains all over the floor. I see no military conditioning or a particularly terrible life that led to this. Secondly, where the hell did he get this kind of strength and skill? Breaking horse legs without getting thrown away like a ragdoll? Dodging crossbow bolts? Redirecting the swing of possibly one of the biggest, scariest, and meanest swords ever?

I'm willing to let all of this slide as "It's the holodeck." But other than that...
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LadyTevar wrote:CT, I have seen SCA Melee, and 5 oppenents with different weapons against One Man with a staff is a MASSACRE.

The computer is taking it WAAAAAY too easy on you, because there is no way Elwyn/Justin is that good.
Well, it is going to ramp up the difficulty :wink:

In fact, the mace/board-Halberder combination is gonna fuck him up pretty good
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Ok....so let's see.

uber gamer bio-geek in the body of a Druid, weilding a simple staff takes on five badass fighters in the holodeck.

Not only are they better armed and armored, but he manages to break a horses leg with a staff, use the staff to splatter the brains of one, and to block perhaps the biggest most feared western style swords without the staff breaking.



Yeah..........

No.

YOUR A FUCKING DRUID! Your Druid does not get to do things which would make THOG look badass! And the only reason Thog does what he does, is because he's fucking 9ft tall and more muscle in one arm than you have in your entire fucking body!

I'll accept you did this on a low difficulty on the holodeck, and by low, I mean insanel fucking low so even a toddler could win. Your not on your planet, You do not equal your Druid, even if you are inhabiting his body. Granted the mechanics of Zion actually allowed you some clue as to what you were doing, but still.

That, andyou dodged dodged the crossbow at under 50 feet! No one I know of could ever do that.


Again..I'll let it chalk up to the Holodeck being in a insanely low difficulty.
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I can work with that. Though to be fair, he didnt dodge the bolt. He moved out of the area the crossbowman was firing as he squeezed the trigger.

Either way, he will be getting the snot kicked out of him by the infantry and the knight getting up behind him.
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I suspect you will like that entry a bit more.
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Comrade Tortoise wrote:I can work with that. Though to be fair, he didnt dodge the bolt. He moved out of the area the crossbowman was firing as he squeezed the trigger.

Either way, he will be getting the snot kicked out of him by the infantry and the knight getting up behind him.
Semantics. If I move out of the area a rifleman is firing at as they squeeze the trigger, guess what, that's dodging a bullet.
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Don't mind Matthew. He's just shattered into a million pieces. Carry him where you will. He won't resist. Dress him up in a pretty pink dress and curl his hair, he won't resist. Rape him, he won't resist. He's gone vegetable.
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