40 K Game?

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:41 pm

Oh mighty champions of the Emperor, who have not told me where you have landed. On the roof again? On the plain? Near the IG? By the tram tracks?

Post by **B4UTRUST** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:53 pm

as far away from any possible danger as possible ;) Well we landed by the Astartes...so wherever our glorious brother-marines decided to drop their Thunderchicken

GeneralTacticus · Post by **GeneralTacticus** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:16 pm

B4UTRUST wrote:*sighs and hangs head*
I am soooo never living that down am I?

You have spawned an in-joke that has lasted over a month and appeared in a thread on an entirely different forum. Be proud.

Post by **B4UTRUST** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:50 pm

oh really? Where? ^_^

GeneralTacticus · Post by **GeneralTacticus** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:53 pm

Here.

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:01 pm

And you have me to blame for pointing it out in the first place.

The Necrontyr Messenger · Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:58 pm

Cynical Cat wrote:Oh mighty champions of the Emperor, who have not told me where you have landed. On the roof again? On the plain? Near the IG? By the tram tracks?

We are Marines. We fear no danger! We fear no pain! We fear only failing in our duty to the Emperor. Anyway, given that we brought down the lesser entrance (last I heard) the cargo door seems the obvious way in. Therefore, I am presuming we have landed within reasonable proximity to that location.

On the other hand, some of the junior members of the inquisitorial retunites probably think we're loons for doing that.

Post by **B4UTRUST** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:33 pm

You're talking about the person who created the Inquisitorial Black Shit. I fear nothing! LoL

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:12 pm

The little known followup sentence to 'And They Shall Know No Fear' reads 'But They Will Not Be Fucking Stupid And Charge People With Swords Without Wearing Helmets'.

The Necrontyr Messenger · Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:06 pm

If all has gone according to plan, there should be a russ with crew inside the communications barrier. All we have to do is whistle them up, and they should come along presently.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:49 am

Go ahead and post your attack and go ahead and write for the Guardies, including the tankers.

The Necrontyr Messenger · Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:00 am

Can do. But first, how many Guardsmen do we have?

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:02 am

The Necrontyr Messenger wrote:Can do. But first, how many Guardsmen do we have?

As many as you asked for.

The Necrontyr Messenger · Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:08 am

I'm thinking that's zero. Ah well, they're only guardsmen. Bringing them in would be cruel to them anyway.

The Necrontyr Messenger · Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:13 am

Edited, opened fire.

GeneralTacticus · Post by **GeneralTacticus** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:25 pm

The Necrontyr Messenger wrote:I'm thinking that's zero. Ah well, they're only guardsmen. Bringing them in would be cruel to them anyway.

I brought a company of Stormtroopers. Don't forget about them.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:21 am

GeneralTacticus wrote:
I brought a company of Stormtroopers. Don't forget about them.

They are your troops, its your job to post your attack with them.

The Necrontyr Messenger · Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:02 am

His error was simple: thinking he had killed the drone soldier his had buttstroked with his storm bolter. The xenos servitor was too well armoured and its systems were too redundant for the blow to do more than crack its heavy armour and send the creature to the floor

Eh. It was after being smacked in the gut/chest with a lightning claw, (Or at least, such was the idea) hitting it in the head was just to finish it off. They breed these things tough, clearly. :P

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:47 am

Ahh. I interpreted your post as lightning clawing one while butt stroking another.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:06 pm

*Snrk*

I'm sorry, but "butt-stroking" is giving me entirely the wrong mental image.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:02 pm

Maybe if he'd termed it 'butt-striking'?

The Necrontyr Messenger · Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:38 pm

Crassiros is a total pervert. He likes xeno-soldier-drone-ass.

From now on, I shall be playing him as such. Tormented, angsty space marine with cravings for genderless-alien-servitor rear orifice obstruction. Or maybe not...

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:02 pm

The Necrontyr Messenger wrote:Crassiros is a total pervert. He likes xeno-soldier-drone-ass.

From now on, I shall be playing him as such. Tormented, angsty space marine with cravings for genderless-alien-servitor rear orifice obstruction. Or maybe not...

And they called me a freak.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:25 pm

SirNitram wrote:
The Necrontyr Messenger wrote:Crassiros is a total pervert. He likes xeno-soldier-drone-ass.

From now on, I shall be playing him as such. Tormented, angsty space marine with cravings for genderless-alien-servitor rear orifice obstruction. Or maybe not...
And they called me a freak.

At least your perfered partner was definately female... and had mostly compatable parts.

The Necrontyr Messenger · Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:01 am

SirNitram wrote:
The Necrontyr Messenger wrote:Crassiros is a total pervert. He likes xeno-soldier-drone-ass.

From now on, I shall be playing him as such. Tormented, angsty space marine with cravings for genderless-alien-servitor rear orifice obstruction. Or maybe not...
And they called me a freak.

You know what they say about those who're most vocal in condemning xenophiles. Xenophiles themselves.

You Eldar loving bastard.

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