His Majesty's Dragons

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:13 pm

Dark Silver wrote:LotR was a overly wordy piece of hack writing,. the Simirillion is more of the same.....

the only good story he ever wrote was the hobbit.

*high-fives*

Then cowers from the further wrath of the GM.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:40 pm

Ben and I had a conversation and did some calculations regarding this idea. We have decided that it is not internally consistent, and therefore the No Fun Police will have to shut this operation down. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:43 pm

Good for you, but your out of your jurisdiction here.

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:46 pm

The Cleric wrote:Ben and I had a conversation and did some calculations regarding this idea. We have decided that it is not internally consistent, and therefore the No Fun Police will have to shut this operation down. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you.

LOL

A Fisher is right though. Fiction has a tendency to be internally inconsistent. Happens when someone tries to rape physics. On the other hand, fiction is also fun and we can rationalize away the inconsitencies (GM Fiat is fun that way)

General Havoc · Post by **General Havoc** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:46 pm

The MAN's trying to keep me down! You can't stop us now! The will of the people shall rule! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!!

General Havoc · Post by **General Havoc** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:48 pm

Comrade Tortoise wrote:
LOL

A Fisher is right though. Fiction has a tendency to be internally inconsistent. Happens when someone tries to rape physics. On the other hand, fiction is also fun and we can rationalize away the inconsitencies (GM Fiat is fun that way)

And I refuse to be held responsible for physics-rape performed by the originator of the canon. Dragons fly. That's how it is. Lighter than air gasses in flotation bladders and the like.

Post by **Dark Silver** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:24 pm

Now now Cleric.......

I'm sorry, but your being overridden here....
your Administrator has spoken....

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:25 am

Dark Silver wrote:Now now Cleric.......

I'm sorry, but your being overridden here....
your Administrator has spoken....

Sorry, the Fun Police WEE OOH WEE OOH WEE OOH only answer to Torquemada.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:33 am

Cleric? STFU and get out of this thread. If you want to post useless spam, go to Testing.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:14 pm

Cat I can't decide if your dragon is threatening them or flirting.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:24 pm

frigidmagi wrote:Cat I can't decide if your dragon is threatening them or flirting.

Pick whatever is scarier.

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:38 pm

Time for another session of good idea/bad idea.

Good idea: Letting the Wendigo have it's fun.

Bad idea: Trying to poke fun at the Wendigo.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:13 pm

Cynical Cat wrote:
frigidmagi wrote:Cat I can't decide if your dragon is threatening them or flirting.
Pick whatever is scarier.

Since they're both male dragons, I think the Flirting would be scarier. Unless there's something you've not told us about Frostfell, Cat.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:23 pm

LadyTevar wrote: Since they're both male dragons, I think the Flirting would be scarier. Unless there's something you've not told us about Frostfell, Cat.

Well, I haven't read the series so my knowledge of in universe dragon sexuality is limited. However, animals don't have human hang ups in this direction and homosexual and bisexual behavior has been widely documented in a number of species.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:33 pm

Cynical Cat wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: Since they're both male dragons, I think the Flirting would be scarier. Unless there's something you've not told us about Frostfell, Cat.
Well, I haven't read the series so my knowledge of in universe dragon sexuality is limited. However, animals don't have human hang ups in this direction and homosexual and bisexual behavior has been widely documented in a number of species.

... and usually connected to Dominance issues IIRC.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:31 pm

Ok... after rechecking the books, there is actually social ranking among dragons, usually regarding who gets first choice of food.

Frostfell will be happy to know it's usually the most feared dragons who get to go first. He'll be UnHappy to know that includes the Special Dragons, like Godfrey the Spitfire and Capricorn the Vemonspitter.

Somehow, I don't think even Frostfell wants to mess with Capricorn.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:35 pm

LadyTevar wrote:
Somehow, I don't think even Frostfell wants to mess with Capricorn.

So beautiful and yet so wrong.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:42 pm

Cynical Cat wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
Somehow, I don't think even Frostfell wants to mess with Capricorn.
So beautiful and yet so wrong.

.....
So, will Frostfell be given a matching mask to cover the acid scars?

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:53 pm

LadyTevar wrote: .....
So, will Frostfell be given a matching mask to cover the acid scars?

Frostfell is a male in his late adolescence. Guess how invincible he thinks he is?

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:28 pm

Cynical Cat wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: .....
So, will Frostfell be given a matching mask to cover the acid scars?
Frostfell is a male in his late adolescence. Guess how invincible he thinks he is?

Hehe. Shall we take bets on how long before he finds out otherwise?

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:39 pm

LadyTevar wrote:
Cynical Cat wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: .....
So, will Frostfell be given a matching mask to cover the acid scars?
Frostfell is a male in his late adolescence. Guess how invincible he thinks he is?
Hehe. Shall we take bets on how long before he finds out otherwise?

Considering there's a Venomspitter about? I'd say upon his first meeting with Cap. Especially if Cap has a cold.

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:49 pm

Cynical Cat wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: Since they're both male dragons, I think the Flirting would be scarier. Unless there's something you've not told us about Frostfell, Cat.
Well, I haven't read the series so my knowledge of in universe dragon sexuality is limited. However, animals don't have human hang ups in this direction and homosexual and bisexual behavior has been widely documented in a number of species.

I approve of this line of conversation.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:08 pm

Dragons MASTURBATE!

Black Powder War wrote:"Did you have a pleasant bathe?" (Laurence) asked, changing the subject.
"Oh, yes; those rocks were very nice," Temeraire said, wistfully, "although not quite as agreeable as being with Mei."
Lung Qin Mei, a charming Imperial dragon, had been Temeraire's intimate companion in Peking; Laurence had feared since their departure that Temeraire might privately be pining for her. But this sudden mention seemed a non-sequitor; nor did Temeraire seem very love-lorn in his tone. Then (Lt.) Granby said, "Oh dear," and stood up to call across the camp, "Mr. Ferris! Mr. Ferris, tell the boys to pour out that water, and go and fetch some from the stream instead, if you please."
"Temeraire!" Laurence said, scarlet with comprehension.
"Yes?" Temeraire looked at him, puzzled. "Well, do you not find it more pleasant to be with Jane, than to --"
Laurence stood up hastily, saying, "Mr Granby, pray call the men to dinner now," and pretended not to hear the unsteady stifled mirth in Granby's voice as he said "Yes, sir," and dashed away.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:36 pm

Ok, just so everyone knows, Havoc cannot access the site. He's tried from multiple computers around his city, and none of them will connect.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:05 am

LadyTevar wrote:Cleric? STFU and get out of this thread. If you want to post useless spam, go to Testing.

I fail to see how what I posted was any more spammy than the Tolkien discussion. But whatever, I'm not playing the game anyway.

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