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#1 The damn toughest truck ever.

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Top Gear attempts to kill a Toyota truck... Can they do it?

Attempt the 1st!

Trail by earth, concrete, stone, tree, water, dropping shit on it, slamming iron balls into it and fire.

By the way, I want to drive a truck down the stairs and through a building to.

Attempt the 2nd!

Fuck you truck! We Asplode you!

But did it die?

Find out!

I have to say this...

Toyota is hereby awarded 25 man points and the nation of Japan has a whole is awarded 10 man points.

All man points given to Japan and Toyota are to be taken from Ford.
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Somehow, I don't think these tests were in the Japanese inventory of endurance trials for their vehicles.

Damned impressive. Note to self, buy a toyota...
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Wow. They demolished a tall building under it and it was still drivable...

Looked like the windshield was still fine too.

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You do notice they're kinda cheating? The building was demolished under it, therfor it's falling at the same rate as a building, and it only needs to deal with the sudden stop and small debris. It's impressive, but by no means magical.
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