Well have you?
If not it's not too late read this tract, followed by Hesiod, the Iliad, and the Odyssey.
You might also try Mithraism, after all Mithra's saves, and that's no bull!
P.S. Yes the theology here is a bit wonky, for one Zeus didn't judge the souls of the dead.
Have you accepted Zeus as your Lord and Saviour?
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I prefer Hepheastus as my personal Lord and Savoir....
at least he's banging Aphrodite instead of Hera...
at least he's banging Aphrodite instead of Hera...
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So is Aries, and Hermes and... Well it would be a shorter list on who isn't banging the damn faithless slut.at least he's banging Aphrodite instead of Hera...
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The greek pantheon sure wasn't big on monogamy. But then, it includes Zeus so...
And there's no I in Ares. Sorry. Batman.
And there's no I in Ares. Sorry. Batman.
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*looks at name of user, looks at thread title, looks back at username.*
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World's Greatest Detective or not I think you lost me.
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Norseman
Thread asking if you've accepted Zeus.....who is Greek.....
you do the math "Worlds Greatest Detective"
Thread asking if you've accepted Zeus.....who is Greek.....
you do the math "Worlds Greatest Detective"
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There's approximately 13 billion ways I can explain why there's no actual connection between those two but-my bad? 
Hey I'm CANONICALLY a complete and utter moron.
Hey I'm CANONICALLY a complete and utter moron.
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'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
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That's easy. Hephaetus, her husband, is not banging said faithless slut.frigidmagi wrote:So is Aries, and Hermes and... Well it would be a shorter list on who isn't banging the damn faithless slut.at least he's banging Aphrodite instead of Hera...
It sucks being the foundry-god.
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neither is Zeus
or Hera......
though I'm pretty certain Athena is all up in that....
or Hera......
though I'm pretty certain Athena is all up in that....
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"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
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That is a vile slander upon the Grey Eyed Lady. Athena was defined as a goddess with intelligence and taste. That's why she wasn't sleeping with any of the gods or goddesses.
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Fine fine....I could be mistaken...
it could be Artemis.....
I know Persephone was a frigid bitch though...
it could be Artemis.....
I know Persephone was a frigid bitch though...
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You be pissy to if you had to spend half the year with fucking Hades and then the rest of it with your damn mother!
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And it wasn't Artemis. She was a goddess of maidenhood, IIRC. Didn't she kill a guy just for stumbling across her while she was bathing in a pond?
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no
She turned him into a dear and set her hunting dogs on him.
She would never sully her hands with something like the blood of a mere mortal
She turned him into a dear and set her hunting dogs on him.
She would never sully her hands with something like the blood of a mere mortal
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"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
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Additionally, she would NEVER sleep with someone who disguises himself as a "golden shower" or cuttlefish to impregnate a mortal. Moreover who she had to burst out of because he ate her while she was a fetus.frigidmagi wrote:That is a vile slander upon the Grey Eyed Lady. Athena was defined as a goddess with intelligence and taste. That's why she wasn't sleeping with any of the gods or goddesses.
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