Transformers: Steel Reign

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:23 pm

Yeah, I can't resist saying it.

If the fembots are that impressed with an Autobot who has a pistol, it makes me wonder what they'd think of a 'bot with a rifle.

Yeah, you're right - he'd need a fedora too.

Post by **B4UTRUST** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:26 pm

The first one's free, Breakdown. The next one you get, you're gonna owe to A Pimp named Rodimus.

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:31 pm

HAPLESS 'BOT: "Can I get your picture? Oh wow, my mother in law's never going to believe this!"
HAPLESS 'BOT: Takes picture

A PIMP NAMED RODIMUS: "That's 'cause she's never going to hear about it, bitchbot! Sssshhh!"
A PIMP NAMED RODIMUS: snaps HAPLESS BOT's neck

(Just because I'm curious - B4, you're talking about the Stunticon Breakdown, right? If so, the idea of even Stunticons going to A Pimp Named Rodimus just makes this so much funnier.)

Post by **B4UTRUST** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:37 pm

No, I'm refering to our glorious lose-errr I mean leader, Breakout. Otherwise known as Breakdown."

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:44 pm

B4UTRUST wrote:No, I'm refering to our glorious lose-errr I mean leader, Breakout. Otherwise known as Breakdown.

I think you're just mad because Breakout's getting a free sample from A Pimp Named Rodimus.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:00 pm

Stryke doesn't need to go to A Pimp Named Rodimus for anything.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:14 pm

Couple things:

B4, don't you have a city to go crawl back under?

And Fisher, how's that bright pink decal feeling?

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:25 pm

More seriously, I'm kinda feeling dumb now for rushing that scene with Hornet earlier.

Ah, well. More target practice for our resident Cybertronian Shao-Lin monk.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:28 pm

frigidmagi wrote:And Fisher, how's that bright pink decal feeling?

If your going to have a pink decal, at least it's of a fembot. Breakout on the other hand has to go through A Pimp Named Rodimus.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:33 pm

If your going to have a pink decal, at least it's of a fembot. Breakout on the other hand has to go through A Pimp Named Rodimus.

Denial is so sad to see.

Post by **B4UTRUST** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:43 pm

Him and Slipstream aren't the ones doing the cash for ass bit. But for a few energon credits more, she might even let you stick it in her tailpipe. Won't that be lovely, Breakdown?

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:44 pm

Oh dear... The stories the girls will be sharing the next time they get together over energon....

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:46 pm

rhoenix wrote:Yeah, I can't resist saying it.

If the fembots are that impressed with an Autobot who has a pistol, it makes me wonder what they'd think of a 'bot with a rifle.

Depending on the Fembot, it might be a bit much to take lying down....

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:49 pm

It's the sad truth: Chickbotss dig the soldier-bots.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:53 pm

SirNitram wrote:It's the sad truth: Chickbotss dig the soldier-bots.

Well... I can say that Crimson at least digs the 'brooding loner type'.... *eyes Stryke*

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:40 pm

SirNitram wrote:It's the sad truth: Chickbotss dig the soldier-bots.

Then how come it's Overload that has the psycho after him and not Shellshock?

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:34 pm

At this point, I'm waiting for Hornet to learn the immortal phrase, "Curses! Foiled again!"

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:29 pm

Damn it DS you said my post went through.

I had posted that alot earlier but saddly my connection acted up... Someone had told me it went throguh but it seems that was not the case.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:55 pm

In the Marines you take 50 shots. You must make 25 shots to pass.

Congrats.

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:06 am

*wonders if rhoenix knows how badass a 54% shot rate is. Well, at least among humans anyway. Transformers are probably different.*

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:08 am

That was my thought, that Transformers are (possibly) much better shots, series evidence aside. I was trying to go for "a little better than half bad," so if that average is too high, I'll drop it.

EDIT: In fact...yeah, down it goes. 26% it is.

Post by **B4UTRUST** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:30 am

I was gonna say. By series standards, most Transformers are of Stormtrooper quality. Couldn't hit the broadside of a barnbot to save their tailpipes...

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:32 am

B4UTRUST wrote:I was gonna say. By series standards, most Transformers are of Stormtrooper quality. Couldn't hit the broadside of a barnbot to save their tailpipes...

Ah, gotcha. With that in mind, if anyone thinks 26% is too high for Blindside's much-less-than-impressive shooting, let me know, and I'll drop it some more. I'm fully expecting everyone else's average to be much higher than mine, so please keep that in mind.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:56 am

If you're going like that, then Crimson must be something super.

Of course, nearly the ONLY thing she's got going for her is the fact she can make the majority of her shots hit....

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:21 pm

On the show they miss a lot, but in the comics they're much more accurate. And then there is the shuttle scene in the movie where there is some excellent Decepticon shooting going on.

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