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The one thing that constantly bothers me is where this 144,000 slots idea came from. It seems an act of utter sadism to spring that on your followers (Oh hey most of you have given up everything you ever had and have constranted yourselves to a ridiculous degree. For most of you it will be for nothing!) My default reaction is to blame John Calvin. Predestination my pale left ass cheek.
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I had this discussion with my Catholic mother in law once (so take this with a large helping of salt) but apparently there is a passage in the bible that states 144,000 people get to go directly to heaven while the rest of us do some time in purgatory before getting in. And the JW's simply misinterpretated/twisted/flat out lied about the verse.frigidmagi wrote:The one thing that constantly bothers me is where this 144,000 slots idea came from. It seems an act of utter sadism to spring that on your followers (Oh hey most of you have given up everything you ever had and have constranted yourselves to a ridiculous degree. For most of you it will be for nothing!) My default reaction is to blame John Calvin. Predestination my pale left ass cheek.
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I haven't found it myself.
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It's not there. There is no reference to Purgatory in the Bible. Nor is there any statement by anyone who would know that only 144,000 people are getting in.
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link Yes i know its wikipedia... I'll look more into it when I'm not in physiology lab, once more its literal interpretation of vague text that should probably be taken with at least a grain of salt. Maybe I'm wrong but when I've had more than a few priests tell me don't read too much into revelations I'm not inclined to try and take it as 100% truth.frigidmagi wrote:It's not there. There is no reference to Purgatory in the Bible. Nor is there any statement by anyone who would know that only 144,000 people are getting in.
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Christianity has the Holy Trinity and the Fucked up Trinity of Paul, Calvin, and Revelations.
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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Yeah but those are supposedly people selected to be witnesses, they're not the only ones getting into Heaven. What would be the point of that?
And Cat let's not hijack Maya's nice thread with dicussions about Calvin or Paul, if I get started we'll be here all day.
And Cat let's not hijack Maya's nice thread with dicussions about Calvin or Paul, if I get started we'll be here all day.
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It was a reference in passing, not an attempt to start a hijack.frigidmagi wrote:Yeah but those are supposedly people selected to be witnesses, they're not the only ones getting into Heaven. What would be the point of that?
And Cat let's not hijack Maya's nice thread with dicussions about Calvin or Paul, if I get started we'll be here all day.
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12,000 Jews from each of the twelve tribes of Israel will be righteous enough on the Day of Judgement to go to heaven without converting; all the rest will be damned to Hell. That is what is actually in the bible--that there will only be 144,000 people who followed the law well enough that they can get into heaven by the law alone. The number only applies to those who follow the law, not to those who believe in Jesus.frigidmagi wrote:It's not there. There is no reference to Purgatory in the Bible. Nor is there any statement by anyone who would know that only 144,000 people are getting in.
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Expect it's considered to be figurative not literal. Hell there are even fundamentalist S. Baptist Fire and Brimstone screamers who say that.
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Moved because it's more of a Theology and Philosphy topic than Down Below.
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#12
Revelation states that the 144000 are the ones who will form the army of light in the war with the Antichrist, and once that war is won, they will experience the 1000 year rule of Jesus post Armageddon. During this time, Satan is bound in Hell.
Then Satan is released, he arrives with his new army and they surround the holy city; but a great fire comes out of heaven and ends the battle.
The New Jerusalem descends from heaven to replace the old, with YHWH aboard. The dead are resurrected and judged, and either tossed into the Lake of Fire along with Satan or let into the New Jerusalem, with the 144000 being the priests in the new world order.
In other words, Revelation explicitly says that the 144000 are NOT the only ones who will be resurrected. They are simply going to be the ones who are resurrected FIRST, witnessing all the above events and forming the upper class in the great hereafter. I really don't know where the JWs get the idea that they are going to be the only ones.
Then Satan is released, he arrives with his new army and they surround the holy city; but a great fire comes out of heaven and ends the battle.
The New Jerusalem descends from heaven to replace the old, with YHWH aboard. The dead are resurrected and judged, and either tossed into the Lake of Fire along with Satan or let into the New Jerusalem, with the 144000 being the priests in the new world order.
In other words, Revelation explicitly says that the 144000 are NOT the only ones who will be resurrected. They are simply going to be the ones who are resurrected FIRST, witnessing all the above events and forming the upper class in the great hereafter. I really don't know where the JWs get the idea that they are going to be the only ones.
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