Immortalized forever.
Ode to Sean Hannity
Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity
First unleashed on the world, at Mr. Cleese's apparent request, but Keith Oldermann of MSNBC.
The Ode To Sean Hannity, By John Cleese.
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SirNitram
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#1 The Ode To Sean Hannity, By John Cleese.
Half-Damned, All Hero.
Tev: You're happy. You're Plotting. You're Evil.
Me: Evil is so inappropriate. I'm ruthless.
Tev: You're turning me on.
I Am Rage. You Will Know My Fury.
Tev: You're happy. You're Plotting. You're Evil.
Me: Evil is so inappropriate. I'm ruthless.
Tev: You're turning me on.
I Am Rage. You Will Know My Fury.
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#3
Would this be a good time to ask who Sean Hannity is?
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair...
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
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Windbag on Faux News. I just found it hilarious John Cleese wrote a poem telling him he's a total asshole.General Havoc wrote:Would this be a good time to ask who Sean Hannity is?
Half-Damned, All Hero.
Tev: You're happy. You're Plotting. You're Evil.
Me: Evil is so inappropriate. I'm ruthless.
Tev: You're turning me on.
I Am Rage. You Will Know My Fury.
Tev: You're happy. You're Plotting. You're Evil.
Me: Evil is so inappropriate. I'm ruthless.
Tev: You're turning me on.
I Am Rage. You Will Know My Fury.
#5
Now he has written one on Bill 'O Reilly:
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Bill O' Reilly's No Spin Zone
Is rated highly by his own
Beloved mother, but no other.
Except the Bill, for all his faults
Still has one skill, a skill of sorts:
He can amuse a true dumb ox
The dullest crayon in the box
The kind of ox that watches Fox.
And Bill will pander to this group
With propaganda, right wing poop
And knee-jerk views and cencored news.
Thus Bill O'Reilly earns his crust
Behaving vilely as he must
He will not shirk from Rupert's work
He really is a perfect berk.
-- John Clease.
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Bill O' Reilly's No Spin Zone
Is rated highly by his own
Beloved mother, but no other.
Except the Bill, for all his faults
Still has one skill, a skill of sorts:
He can amuse a true dumb ox
The dullest crayon in the box
The kind of ox that watches Fox.
And Bill will pander to this group
With propaganda, right wing poop
And knee-jerk views and cencored news.
Thus Bill O'Reilly earns his crust
Behaving vilely as he must
He will not shirk from Rupert's work
He really is a perfect berk.
-- John Clease.
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