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What movie shalleth we satireth?

Matrix
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70%
LOTR
1
10%
SW OT
0
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Fight Club
1
10%
Castrate Straha/Other
1
10%
 
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So as most of us have noticed venting turning into ROTJ with a few twists...

I'd like to suggest something, how about doing some well known movie that the entire forum knows, but with a twist, all acted out by the LA members.

Such as ROTJ, but the Empire is an evil marketing corporation, Palpatine's son is Vader who's son is Luke.

The DS will be giant TV stations shaped like bowls. etc.

Give your ideas, lets see if we can make this work.

EDIT: Also, do we do this Script style or more story style? I'm in favour of a blend, with just enough camera commands to add to the humour.
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The LoTR movies?

What is there that most of us know well enough?
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LOTR will take...time.

I propose Matrix as a first try, lots of cast, good scenes, lots of oppertunities to twist this.
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Well, I know what scene I know best of all.
Lothlorien. :cool:
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Matrix.

Fun enough to satire.
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Hmm. I'd like more of a screenplay-style, with the camera commands and other craziness.
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Matrix and blended scripting/storytelling.
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Mainly script style.

I don't want to have to write down narratives.
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I AM sooo voting for longevity and amusement...and... i might actually be able to do this!!!! yayyayayay
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I, apparently, shall be Agent Smith.

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I'm Neo, fighting against the evil of electronic to brain marketing :P
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One of these days, I'm going to have to break out a defense of the actual concept of marketing. But not today.
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:lol:
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So am I morpheus then?
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Apprently, so you can lecture me on marketing philosophy? ;)
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"I know how to market!"
"Show me..."

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ooh looks like fun

Can I be.. oh... God who would I be... I know who I would be in the other films...

Operator maybe?
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The Matrix, I'm already bald anyway since last week so I guess I'll be Morpheus.
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Wait wait wait, conflict time ;) B4 VS KAN over Morpheus ;)
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I'll take Mouse. Small enough role.

Though if needed, I can be Cypher.
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Ace Pace wrote:Wait wait wait, conflict time ;) B4 VS KAN over Morpheus ;)
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:lol: So hes Cypher.
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I guess I'll play the Oracle. :lol:
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