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#1 Ra Starts a TGOD...
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:47 am
by Ra
BWAHAHAHA!
*Lands a Pyramid Ship on some random world*
*Drinks champaign*
"Now, where's my fucking back massage?!"
#2
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:04 am
by Rogue 9
*The
22nd Space Marine Expeditionary Unit lands in drop pods, supported by the
101st Cadian Airborne Division and
Vendoland First Armored Division. Being uber, they lay waste to all in their path, ending the TGOD. So there.*
#3
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:21 am
by Josh
The men of the Bay Rangers stand ready to assist the Space Marines, the Cadians, and the Vendolanders. Their grenade launchers are loaded and ready.
Oh, and some armor too.
#4
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:11 pm
by Surlethe
*the Surlethe pulls into close orbit*
*or, rather, it pulls the planet into close orbit*
#5
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:14 pm
by Josh
The men of the Bay Rangers realize which side has the true backing of the God-Emperor and move over to join Surly's side.
#6
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:56 pm
by Ra
"M'lord, several other forces have approached the planet."
"Bah, call me when they're done with their phallic compensation! I Love Lucy is about to come on!"
#7
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:45 am
by Surlethe
*Welcomes Petro and the Bay Rangers
*
#8
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:22 am
by Rogue 9
*The Death Star blows up the Surlethe as a test run on it's way to Alderaan.*
#9
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:07 am
by Josh
*Gridfires Rogue in order to end his usual run of uber-escalation.*
#10
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:19 am
by Rogue 9
*Uses power word: no. Ph34r my 1337 DMing skillz.*
#11
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:46 am
by Lindar
*sends in a small group of droid reporters and watches the action from a safe planet far away by sattelite*
#12
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:27 am
by Ra
A hawt Tiefling walks into the palace-like ship.
"A problem?"
"Yes. You know the one..."
She grins. "I'll take care of that. Power Word: Reason."
*With a whoosh, everyone is translated to ancient Middle-earth, in random locations, leaving all of their shiney toys behind. Me and Demika appear somewhere in Beleriland.*
I can be cruel when I want to. No more wank. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Ra
#13
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:29 pm
by Rogue 9
Okay, so now Ra has to deal with a shit-ton of unarmored Space Marines. Still not good for him.
#14
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:06 pm
by Elheru Aran
Minor correction: it's Beleriand. Which no longer exists. Unless you've set us during the events of the Silmarillion, in which case we have Morgoth Bauglir and Sauron both to deal with.
I'll just vanish to my estate in Taur-im-Duinath... enjoy your battles, gentlemen...
#15
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:19 pm
by Ra
Actually, yes I have, that's why I said
ancient Middle-earth. I'm feeling particularly nasty today.
- Ra
#16
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:30 pm
by Elheru Aran
Ick. Fucking Goa'uld.
In any case, farewell! If anybody seeks refuge, send thy heralds...
-slides Atanilhach into his scabbard, mounts up, and 'tis Noro lim! Noro lim, Hausfel! to Taur-im-Duinath...-
#17
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:44 pm
by Surlethe
*on the bridge of the Surlethe*
Admiral, we appear to have encountered some debris.
Hmm. Debris? Large enough to impact the shields?
Apparently, we've run over a small planetoid, but it's much denser than ordinary, and detonated upon impact. *reads new printout* We suspect it may have been a station of a primitive spacefaring civilization.
Interesting. Continue, and increase the thoroughness of deep-sector scans to include possible Class I or II civilizations as well as the usual III, IV, V, and VI.
#18
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:40 pm
by Elheru Aran
Hmm. Ah, yes.
-constructs a weave about my little sphere of influence; any force or effect, whether it be physical, immaterial, metaphysical, magicial, technological, et al shall be repelled and reflected fourfold upon the person, animal, being, vessel, structure, or object that sent said force or effect against my weave. Satisfied, I gesture and the doors of the forest are closed to all.-
#19
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:36 pm
by Surlethe
*bounces healing spells off of El's little bouncy-web thingy just to make sure of the 4x potency*
#20
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:55 pm
by Elheru Aran
Sorry, bud, but you know what they say about the best of good intentions... that, and I'm just paranoid.
#21
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:32 pm
by Surlethe
Well, at least you're going recluse. No competitors for my wanking (unless Petro decides to pull out his right hand like he did to Matt Huang back at SDnet).
#22
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:56 am
by Josh
Surlethe wrote:Well, at least you're going recluse. No competitors for my wanking (unless Petro decides to pull out his right hand like he did to Matt Huang back at SDnet).
I save the hand for cases of extreme wankery.
Routine TGOD wankery interests me not.
Though I am pondering starting a no-wank TGOD.
#23
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:00 am
by Ra
Petrosjko wrote:Though I am pondering starting a no-wank TGOD.
Well, that was what I actually had intended, and why I had everyone's toys vanish.
*sigh* But that just wasn't the case here.
- Ra
#24
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:13 am
by Josh
Ra wrote:Petrosjko wrote:Though I am pondering starting a no-wank TGOD.
Well, that was what I actually had intended, and why I had everyone's toys vanish.
*sigh* But that just wasn't the case here.
- Ra
Well, I was thinking something that would be 'just us'. No magic, no Force, no Marine chapters.
Maybe some hi-tech personal weapons, but nothing overpowered. Roughly on the caliber of 40K plasma pistols and the like.
#25
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:49 am
by Rogue 9
Ra wrote:Petrosjko wrote:Though I am pondering starting a no-wank TGOD.
Well, that was what I actually had intended, and why I had everyone's toys vanish.
*sigh* But that just wasn't the case here.
- Ra
But then it's not a TGOD.
