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*leeps down from behind wing, and straightens out clothes and armour, and checks to make sure has instrument, and weapon and all necessary objects hady for being in the tavern* Mmm... i could use a warm milk and a tuna sandwhich.....
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Very well, ladies! Shall we enter?

*A size-12 boot meets door. It bursts out of its frame and goes halfway across the room within. Enter, step aside*

Ladies, if you will--?
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Gimpboy?

That's it, you, Elheru, are a dead man.

*Dakarne fires off a "Disintegrate" spell at Elheru*
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*'Disingerate' spell dissolves harmlessly about myself; coat smolders a bit, but is otherwise unharmed.*

Ooh, I've been waiting for this!

*Conjures a binding spell; with a gesture, the very fabric of space-time rips. With another, Dakarne's powers are contained, bound unto a warestone, and cast into the chasm, which seals up immediately.

*Pulls out rawhide string* Ready to squeal like a pig, boy?
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*purrrs and pads through the entry way looking at all the people inside , eylids half closed and smiling adorably* Hello people....

Would we be able to get some food and drink here if you don't nmind?
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My powers aren't confined to what you can do...

To remove my powers, you'd have to remove everyone's powers...

I work from the Natural Magical Weave which surrounds us, penetrates us, and holds the planes together... (Cookie for the completely obvious reference of course)

So, you've succeeded in removing my Natural Ability to generate Darkness and Faerie Fire... ooh, how powerful.

*Dakarne conjures up a Meteor Storm, the orbs of fire slam into Elheru, knocking the hapless elf into the ground, singed and burned*

How do you like them Apples? Scum.
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Dakarne wrote:Gimpboy?

That's it, you, Elheru, are a dead man.

*Dakarne fires off a "Disintegrate" spell at Elheru*
*Fires off a Hadoken at Darkane*

There's always a bigger fish.
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*The insignificant ball of electricity is deflected by a shield which forms around Dakarne*

Nitram, surely you realize that the Haduken is inferior to the ability to kill your enemy instantaneously with but a word... and I am magically shielded.

*Dakarne invokes the "Power Word: Kill" Spell on the unfortunate Black Mage*

That's what he gets for interfering... now Elheru, where were we?
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Dakarne wrote:*The insignificant ball of electricity is deflected by a shield which forms around Dakarne*

Nitram, surely you realize that the Haduken is inferior to the ability to kill your enemy instantaneously with but a word... and I am magically shielded.

*Dakarne invokes the "Power Word: Kill" Spell on the unfortunate Black Mage*

That's what he gets for interfering... now Elheru, where were we?
*sucks up the PW: Kill spell* Wrong Hadoken, you unknowledgable fool.

HADOKEN!
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...

Oh, that Hadoken, in which case, it still bounces off my shield... It's what's known as a "Greater Spell Mantle" stops a number of spell levels from harming me.
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Also:

Where the fuck did you come from?
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Dakarne wrote:...

Oh, that Hadoken, in which case, it still bounces off my shield... It's what's known as a "Greater Spell Mantle" stops a number of spell levels from harming me.
Ah, those quaint little things. So... Primitive compared to a true Battle Mantle.

Where was I? Oh yes.

*Casts Mavin's Create Volcano under Darkane's feet* Enjoy the nonmagical lava damage.
Where the fuck did you come from?
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*Teleports away from the volcano, which doesn't harm Dakarne's Elemental shield (yes, I'm smart enough to cast all of them before going into combat), taking place in midair next to Nitram*

You've no reason to harm me, and I've got every bloody reason to harm Elheru Aran... so if you'll just teleport aside, and let me kill that bloody elf, we can go along as normal, okay?

Also: unless you're from the "Edited for TV" Plane of Existance... I truly doubt that the Stork brought you... However, I brought along a Red Dragon *The Dragon in question shimmers into existance in front of Nitram*, who thinks that you insulted his mother...

Have fun.

*Teleports to Elheru and kicks him* Bloody Elf.
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*pulls out a small flute and starts playing a tune, and promptly both dragons will fall asleep...* Sorry M'haera....*grumbles and watches*
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*Teleports Lindar's flute into the abyss*

That's the last time I help you out on an adventure.
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Dakarne wrote:*Teleports away from the volcano, which doesn't harm Dakarne's Elemental shield (yes, I'm smart enough to cast all of them before going into combat), taking place in midair next to Nitram*

You've no reason to harm me, and I've got every bloody reason to harm Elheru Aran... so if you'll just teleport aside, and let me kill that bloody elf, we can go along as normal, okay?
Let me think.. Let me thiiiiiink... No!

*Blasts Darkane with Greater Epic Dispelling* No protective magics for you, dark-elf. *Follows up with Antimagic Sphere, centred on Darkane*

Thank you so much for the help with the dragon. Would you like a small diamond mine, perhaps a ruby or twelve? *Teleports the lute back and returns it to Lindar*
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Dakarne wrote:*Teleports Lindar's flute into the abyss*

That's the last time I help you out on an adventure.
*grumbles* I put both dragons to sleep, so technically i did neither side an aid or negate.*puts away her flute with a disgruntled hiss* Thank you.

If you haven't noticed, i believe in fair fights.
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*Stands back up, smoking mildly. Lights cigar from a slight fire on hat. Suddenly realizes that the hat is in fact burning. Crushes out with a hand. Eyes flare with psyk-fire, as the air electrifies*

Is that the best you can do? *Air crackles; chitinous black shimmers under the night sky as snarling xenomorphs surround Dakarne, caressing their throbbing phalluses.

*THE REST HAS BEEN EDITED OUT TO CONFORM TO BOARD STANDARDS OF DECENCY. YES, IT'S THAT BAD.*

*Brushes off hands* There. That wasn't so hard. I could use a little liquid refreshment now...
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You just jerked off in front of everyone, how's that supposed to hurt, apart from mentally?
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Do you really think that's what I was doing? *winces slightly as views the shattered ruin that was Dakarne's posterior, quaffs another ale* You're obviously highly misguided. And if you don't think objects from other universes can be brought into this... you've got another think coming... though I think it's already come, considering the condition you're in...

*Shouts to the bar in general* Ho! One of these for whoever throws him out on the rubbish heap! You can have what's in its pockets if anything's left... *waves small coin*
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-walks through the doors, and sits down at the bar-

-grabs a pint of beer and sits at a table drinking it scowling at el and dakarne- can't ya'll be nice just for a minute??
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Nope, and now that Elheru has Anally Violated me... *shudder*

*Pulls out previously unseen Rapier*

by Drow Tradition, I'm going to have to commit suicide, thank god, since I won't have to live with this for eternity, *Stabs himself through the heart, falls over and dies*
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-Reincarnates Dakarne into a frog and then hands him to elheru-

Here you go...this might make M'haela a good treat

-grins and smiles at dakarne as i wave-

*Edit* Sorry.. M'haela...spelled your name wrong...
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Had no part in it, boyo... *lovingly pats baby xenomorph* Ain'tchoo a itsy witsy cute little boy? Yes, you're a very nice little boy, aren't you, and your brothers are so helpful... *goes all chibi.*

*For about a second* Okay, enough of you! Go over there to Lindar, I think she could use somethin cute to cheer up her day... *shoos it off
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Oh yes! Thank you, Impish...

*goes out to M'Haela* Yo, you big lug!

Yes, you small nincoompop?

Here's a treat... and won't you believe who this is... *whispers*

*M'haela grins, exposing entirely too many teeth for comfort* So that's what happened? I did wonder where all the kiande amendhe came from...

Indeed. By the way. Here! *tosses up; M snaps it down in an instant* Thank you, friend Elf... /purrs
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